Amber Heard Supposedly Went On A Date With Sean Penn

Page Six is reporting that Amber Heard went on a “romantic date” with Sean Penn. This would be the second alleged wife-beater for Amber. There’s a lot to unpack there, but let’s leave that to the therapists. Instead, let’s focus on her losing a JILLIONAIRE with A SPACESHIP? You could have been the Queen of Mars, and now you’re on a date with a surly Slim Jim?

Amber and Sean reportedly had dinner at the Tower Bar restaurant at the Sunset Tower Hotel in L.A. last weekend. It reads like they had a good time. Yeah, it’s all hearts and flowers until he’s risking your life trying to interview vicious drug lords and still expecting you to put out while you’re in terrible danger!

A fellow diner told us, “Amber Heard and Sean Penn looked like they were on a date. They shared a bottle of red wine and were flirty and intimate with each other, at times in deep conversation and at times laughing.”

Prior to dining with the ragey “do-gooder,” she was spotted at the WME Oscar party. Her non-ex Elon Musk was also there, but they reportedly avoided each other. He was too busy hanging out with head Pussy Posse members Leonardo Dicaprio and Tobey Maguire. They must have had a hellacious breakup if Elon would rather torture himself talking to those two as opposed to his ex. They also almost ran into each other at a party at the Chateau Marmont the next night. Someone at Page Six doesn’t appreciate thriftiness.

The insider added, “Amber showed up in the same dress she wore to the WME party for her date with Sean. She looked beautiful and seemed happy, even if she may have avoided a run-in with Elon earlier in the night.”

He was probably wearing a denim shirt opened to his sun-baked navel so cut her some slack, “insider.” Amber and the SpaceX dude broke up for the second time last month. Honestly, you could have been the first actress in space. But no, you get with another “bad boy?” (In this case, “bad boy” means alleged abusive asshole.)



  1. who knows? he’s not an actor and that’s a huge upgrade already. And marriages in Hollywood and civilian have the divorce rate they have so… Re. Penn I always remember Lainey saying they had it open, so they both had their side pieces. She was infinitely more discrete than Penn, of course. So who knows what kind of agreement she and this guy have, she likes drama, she likes them messy, she wouldn’t settle for the nice, sweet, loving and boring guy. I mean, I can’t see her with a Colin Firth, if you know what I mean. It will be intriguing to see this couple.

  2. MickeyHolland

    I’m all for female solidarity, but if Amber gets bruised this time around she had it coming. SP’s track record is public knowledge.

  3. TheBreakdown

    Why does it look like Amber is being passed around by a PR svengali who has a vendetta out for someone?!

  4. NaughtyChimp


  5. Hattie McDish

    Penn is hard on the eyes. Even with all his money. I’d need a blindfold.

  6. frenchielover

    Amber needs to wash off these douches and their smegma. Go find that gorgeous photographer you were with for 5 years. Beg her to take you back.. or find another lucious lady. These dudes are fucking you and your career up

  7. frenchielover


  8. Tits 4 Tats

    Hooks up with big names to legitimize herself. Been done a million times. Transparent AF.

  9. What makes you so sure? None of his other exes ever accused him of anything like that. And yeah, it was never proven. She freaking withdrew her case before they settled the divorce..

  10. Jello® Butt

    One off my all time favorite phrases to describe ugliness. 10/10

  11. Jello® Butt

    What? Is Tom Sizemore too busy?? Yuck.

  12. Girth Crooks

    He must have a magical peen

  13. Discount Candy

    Well, she’s a grown up and can make her own decisions. At this point she knows how the game works, so good luck to her.

    He really does read like bad news, though.

  14. What makes you think he smelled bad there?

  15. Madam Pince

    Go back to the ladies, Amber.

  16. I don’t dislike her, but she seems pretty tacky and pointless.

  17. Because she’s an opportunist who lied about abuse?

  18. Pickles and Cheese

    Only mentally. Stuck in permanent adolescence.

  19. So, do some people actually *like* being the victim when it comes to abusive relationships?

  20. I mean, she IS an abusive asshole.

  21. NaughtyChimp

    He’s super-sexy but he will definitely cheat on her. And, maybe she just accepts/ expects that, having been married to Sean for so many years. But, I can’t see this marriage lasting for decades, alas.

  22. NaughtyChimp

    I don’t think she left him. He looked totally bored with her while she was totally in awe of him (“dating Sean Penn is like getting a university degree!!!”)

  23. NaughtyChimp

    Key word being “Hit.”

  24. NaughtyChimp

    And, even if he did indeed lose half to Robin, then $75million would be pretty cool, too.

  25. Amber should work on her career and basically work on herself. She’s making too many mistakes and she has no business getting into another relationship when she should be trying to get work and move on and support herself.

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