Teri Hatcher Isn’t Broke, Homeless, And Living In A Van

Star reported this week that Teri Hatcher was living that Matt Foley life in a van because she’s homeless and broke (the van’s distance to the nearest river is not known). Last month Teri put her Studio City, CA mansion up for rent, and she has been filming videos in a van. Star claimed she’s been sleeping in that van. Teri spoke to KTLA 5 and she’d like everyone to know that she’s not homeless, broke, or living in a van.

Teri is currently filming a web series, Van Therapy, for her YouTube channel, Hatching Change. The premise of Van Therapy is simple: Teri invites random people into her van and gives them advice.

It’s funny; if there’s one piece of advice I would give to anyone, it would be to run the other way if a stranger invites you into their van. But she’s got a show.

Teri spoke to KTLA 5’s Sam Rubin from London (where she and her van are currently located). She says that Star reached out to her publicist to inform them that they had pictures of Teri in her van at the beach, and planned to run a story about her being homeless. Teri says her publicist assured them they were wrong. Star went ahead and ran the story anyway.

Teri wanted to speak out and tell the truth, because yesterday was International Women’s Day.

“I just felt like somebody has to say you can’t do this. You can’t egregiously lie hurtfully with such a ridiculous story. It’s a kind of harassment and bullying that we can’t take anymore.”

Teri also says she invested her money very well, and therefore she’s not broke, and is considering taking legal action against Star.

Teri may not be broke and homeless, but she does want a Desperate Housewives reunion. E! News says that Teri was asked about the chance of a reunion during an appearance on ITV’s Loose Women on Wednesday, and she’s into it.

“I would be the first person, yeah, I never wanted it to be over, I loved those characters,” Hatcher shared, before admitting that she doesn’t think the chances of a revival are “very good.”

She adds that all the women from the show would most likely be on board, but the main hold out would be Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, who isn’t nearly as interested.

If Teri really wants us to believe she’s not living in that van, she’s got to give us a full interior tour. I watch those tiny house shows on HGTV, and there’s one thing they usually all have in common: a chalkboard with something corny like “Little House, Big Dreams” written in brush script. Teri, if you have such a sign, you might want to toss it.

Pic: Wenn.com


  1. MyHovercraftIsFullofEels

    My former neighbor was dog psychic but her house was foreclosed on and she moved away. Tell D, thanks for that dresser she left in the garage. How many dog psychics can there be…

  2. Craigypants

    Talk about a fall from Grace. Bond girl, lois lane, Desperate housewives.
    Maybe she is desperate for that cash.

  3. In your defense, I’m sure he was a sweetheart and totally cooperative for the interview and training period. You just never know.

  4. Tits 4 Tats

    Your friend is awesome!

  5. Tits 4 Tats

    Yikes. What the faak was I thinking? 😳
    *Flips food truck sign to “Closed”
    *Scoops kittens out of box marked “Feline Personality Disorders”*
    *Runs to safety*
    *Switches careers*

  6. raincoaster

    She was doing Taylor Swift PR Dating before Taylor Swift was out of diapers.

  7. She’s the Kim Cattrall of her DH group.

  8. Bridge Burner

    I think it lasted about a week, so that’s why you missed it.

  9. NO to the Desperate Housewives reunion. Stupid Andy Cohen has that ish all wrapped up with his crap Housewives show.

  10. Jilly Beam

    NO WAY. I had no idea

  11. McMansion.

  12. My friend is a dog psychic. Truly.

  13. Top Bananana

    oh no no no.

  14. Daisy Sharp

    She’s on Supergirl now. She plays Mon-El’s mother.

  15. The first season which Hatcher was not part of, is the best. Otherwise unless you’re into the superhero genre and CW’s take on said genre, you might not enjoy it.

  16. That too bad…

  17. Christ.

  18. Is this a good show? I’m legit asking… I don’t mean to hate but those two gifs look dreadful. It seriously just looks like Teri Hatcher dressing up to attend the local Comic-con.

    Please don’t crucify me. 🙂

  19. Tits 4 Tats


  20. Elizabeth Taylor-Burton

    I like her too, haven’t seen her in anything in awhile

  21. Elizabeth Taylor-Burton

    Yess! One of Gabi’s kids is Demi L’s real life sis

  22. she says mansion. i say refrigerator box.
    tomato. tomaaato

  23. is she licensed to give therapy? what kind of therapy? where does she shower? will dr. phil make a cameo?

    soooo many questions! tune in next week

  24. You realize this could only end with your shady, part-time cook making kittenburgers when you’re not there?

  25. I remember reading that the other main cast didnt like her cuz she wasn’t friendly or didn’t want to be friends off set or something. Come on Lifetime…we need an unauthorized Desperate Housewives movie!!

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