Jessica Chastain Is Killing Her Haters With Kindness (And Cash)

Most of the time when someone comments with a wise-ass remark to a story on the Internet, I handle it with grace and elegance like I imagine Duchess Kate would. Nah, I definitely stalk their ass on social media while I burp up the two pints of Halo Top I just ate and try and find flaws before making equally as petty retorts. Jessica Chastain, however, did not attend the same skewl of hate (and screaming desperation) that I did and apparently handles her trolls with politeness and a donation to their GoFundMe.

It was International Women’s Day yesterday, and Jessica honored the day by celebrating feminism on Instagram:

Jessica managed to subtly tell us she can rock an ethereal/kinda bored white chick look just as good as Lana del Rey! Only, it didn’t end there. A woman named Karin Schulz came for Jessica for being pro-choice and sarcastically commented on the photo, “Yes feminist that believe in God and stand up for The Unborn. I would be for that kind of feminist.” Jessica responded:

“Yes you can decide what is right for you. I am pro-choice and I believe that everyone has the right to make their own decision. I read about your journey to become a mother and it broke my heart. I hope that your dream will come true in 2018! Much love to you.”

That was a lot nicer than the 45 rat emojis I would have commented on Karin’s Instagram, AND, on top of that, Jessica donated $2,000 to Karin’s GoFundMe to help pay for her infertility treatments since her insurance company doesn’t cover them. Jessica added a comment with her donation: “You’ll be wonderful parents who teach love by example. Someday youll hold your baby. Dont give up.”

Damn, y’all, between this and her locking horns with a film studio until Octavia Spencer got higher pay, maybe we’re going after the wrong celebrity to topple the Haus of Cheetoh in 2020! In the meantime, I’m going to go cyberbully Oprah on Instagram and see if she’ll take care of a down payment for a house in Ptown.



  1. Craigypants

    Enlighten me please. What is Americas obsession over Abortion. We dealt with that shit 25 years ago. Stop telling people what to do with their bodies. Unless your manly ass has to carry the kid, then you have no right to tell a woman what to do with their bodies. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  2. GothyMcGotha

    But with condoms please. Oh wait, those aren’t allowed.

  3. GothyMcGotha

    When I went to Planned Parenthood for my lady parts cancer, I got bombarded by a bunch of people yelling that I was a baby killer. Actually, no, dumb asses. I’m a cancer patient and PP was the only place that would help me without insurance and in a decent amount of time.

  4. GothyMcGotha


  5. I believe that abortions should be legal because we can never let the government legislate our bodies. That being said abortions should be done at a far lesser rate then they are currently. Last I checked there were between 2 to 3 thousand abortions a day. Compare that to about 50 murders a day. I know people who have had them and they were so casual about the procedure you would think they had their oil changed or something. Don’t sugar coat it, you’re murdering the most innocent of innocent.

  6. They really think that! Manna, Moses, red hair goddess will help them. I just remembered how Taylor Swift helped to her pregnant fan with a house and stuff for a child. That girl had a huge family and bf! And they still can’t afford a child. Holy Hitchens!

  7. They probably think that God will help or how pro lifers say here :If God gave you a rabbit, he will give you a field. Like just give birth and money will be given or founded somehow. Never get that. You better have one child but you can give him everything then you have an army of rednecks without education. I am very very pro life woman and snob and don’t get why you have to make a Xerox from your uterus if you can’t give everything to your child. Here in Russia pro life families have huge support, free land, money, apartments, cars etc so can you imagine how many people have 5+kids who eat potatoes with bread ( their only food)and wearing donated clothes, they don’t get any education and start procreate since age 16 like their parents and that circle will never end. Usually they live on wellfare and drink a lot, also they doing most of crimes
    If you can afford the child army go for it, no one will say anything but if you can’t and you just love babies- go to work in kindergarten.

  8. I want that too but i wish in afterlife they will see Gods of Egypt or Thor and go nuts)

  9. Same. I am an atheist and i can tell that the most evil and horrible people i have ever met in my life were christian fanatics. Especially born again

  10. I hear ya. thats why i said “loudly” — people are entitled to believe what they want, I just hate it when they try to push their beliefs on others.

  11. frenchielover

    Extraordinary. Wow

  12. Wow. I’m impressed.

  13. once_upon_a_time

    Argh, that is what I hate so much about so called ‘christians’ (not all of them, those who ‘preach’ and ‘hollier then you’ kinds) , – their hipocrisy. You are preaching that every child and fetus ‘is a blessing’ and ‘God sent’ , but suddenly there are ‘ loud tears and wailing ‘, as soon as one of your own ‘gets it’ ?? F*ck. you. And may this child be not the last one for her out of weddlock.

  14. Mybodyweary

    Fucking assholes all of em. Except my mom. She is very much “well agree to disagree”. I love her. She Is devout but well aware of why I am an atheist when she sees all these fanatics and lunatics claiming God.

  15. Actually, where I live we get both Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons knocking on the door. At one point I had a small collection of Mormon scripture, because it was easier to take it than trying to get them to go away.

  16. parissucksliterally

    Me too!

  17. BonnietheShihTzu

    Except it was not a good period drama! There’s really no justification for changing the setting to Ireland either except Colin Farrell kept his accent.

  18. I bet she grudgingly said “thank you.” She would have preferred to be outraged for a while longer.

  19. When someone asks me for “money for food” in front of a supermarket or 7-11, I always tell them that I’ll buy them something to eat — just tell me what you want. They get pissed and hiss “never mind!”

  20. monkeysntypewriters

    The top picture looks like she’s letting her hair go white naturally. I like it!

  21. Maybe that’s their problem.

  22. Those are Jehovah’s Witnesses, but they won’t be bothering anyone because they believe that only 144,000 of them will go to heaven “to rule with Christ in the kingdom of God.”

  23. The Infamous 001

    when did dipshit leave? I’ve been using it all along! HA

  24. The Infamous 001

    I could NOT get through that… she’s beyond irritating and it was so slow and dull. This coming from someone who loves a good period drama.

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