Elizabeth Hurley Announced The Birth Of Hugh Grant’s Fifth Child

Sad news for Colin Firth. His Bridget Jones co-star Hugh Grant might be too busy to be an effective scandal coach because he’s probably elbow deep in infant poop right about now. Wait, who are we kidding? Hugh’s probably never changed an infant’s diaper in his life (though I wouldn’t put a little adult diaper play past him). Whatever his job at the baby factory is (he might have a “batter chef” only clause, who knows), Hugh’s fifth child has been born and we have Elizabeth Hurley‘s big mouth to thank for breaking the news, according to UsWeekly.

Elizabeth was on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen to promote the new season of The Royals and she let it slip that Hugh’s fifth child in almost as many years, was born last week. Elizabeth said:

“He had another one last week. He has five. He was over 50 when he spawned them all! He’s an enchanting dad.”

I really hope Hugh’s kids don’t end up having to do a family tree project in school because there isn’t enough construction paper, crayons or glue in the world to turn that knotty pine into an refrigerator quality “A+” assignment.

UsWeekly reminds us:

Grant and the Swedish television producer welcomed their first child, John, in September 2012. Their 2-year-old daughter, whose name has not been made public, made her debut in December 2015. The rom-com king also shares two kids — Tabitha, and Felix –with receptionist Tinglan Hong. In a cinematic twist, Hong and Eberstein were pregnant with their sons at the same time.

Here’s Elizabeth spilling the beans about Hugh’s progeny.

I’m all for Elizabeth getting a permanent gig giving all of Hugh’s future birth announcements with a small side of snark.

Pic: Wenn.com


  1. His whole face looks like it needs to be ironed.

  2. JalapenoJarvis

    And then the kid was born and was obviously, obviously his kid. Poor thing with the looks.

  3. JalapenoJarvis

    IMO it’s not an ego thing for him, I think he’s just lazy AF about birth control.

    But yeah, it’s selfish.

  4. I wasn’t taking into consideration he keeps messing around with the same two women. It still seems nasty though. How does he know that they’re faithful to him?

    Maybe I’m looking too much into this.

  5. putsomestankonit

    It’s obvious he has some kind twisted relationship with both women and has been with both of them long enough that maybe he doesn’t worry about that or if the condoms break. I’m not convinced he gives a flying fig about his children or even wants to keep making them, accidents happen. He just gives off a very selfish uninterested in anyone else vibe to me.

  6. Is he not concerned about AIDS or other STDs? The pregnancies are one thing, but unprotected sex can kill you if you’re with the wrong one.

  7. Craigypants

    5 kids, That we know of. He hasn’t heard of birth control.

  8. LookieLookie

    My FIL got his wife “accidentally” pregnant in his early 50s. She was told she was infertile over a decade prior when they first got married, so no BC and no vasectomy. But the end result is still that Mr Lookie is 30 some years older than his half sibling, Little One is many years older than her aunt, and Mr Lookie and his adult siblings are convinced they’ll have to take over raising their sister at some point.

  9. Probably hoping one of these kids will take care of him in his old age.

  10. Wonder when Hugh’s going to end up admitting to having another kid on the way so he has 3 kids each with both baby mamas.

  11. raincoaster

    I think at least one of the babies was a surprise, and once it was done he thought “oh, what the hell.”

  12. It stands a good chance, which makes it extra icky given that he was boinking the two women at the same time. I always feel it’s really selfish for people to be having kids when they get to a certain age, and over 50 is definitely too damn old. I also feel that any man who is out of his teens, and definitely when they are over 50, is too old to be ‘accidentally’ knocking up women. It’s not that difficult, either use a condom or get a vasectomy.

  13. putsomestankonit

    I don’t think he’s trying for children, I think it’s more a case of not bothering with birth control. I remember his less than enthusiastic announcement of the first child that came out of that lady’s birthing hole. I think it was with the lady who he was caught sucking on her fingers at that fancy restaurant. He’s got the money and doesn’t seem to have any fucks when it comes time fuck.

  14. putsomestankonit

    I think so, I just remember being so grossed out by that movie.

  15. chompybeaver

    I tried to watch The Royals. I got through three eps of S1 and then I had to bail. Sooo stuuu-pid. They’re starting into S4 bless their hearts. I think some here on the D like the show ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  16. Bowie's Snaggle Fangs

    Ooo…I like the shade she throws with her compliments…British snark done right!

  17. Having seen her pictures, I think the baby mama’s birthday comes around every 15 years at a minimum. She looks like she’s doing all the ageing Liz Hurley has somehow managed to stop.

  18. She and CZJ must have that mysterious floating birthday that only comes every 10 years or so.

  19. Queen Mab of the Unseelie

    Did he decide to live out the script for Burt Reynolds’ movie Paternity and start spreading his baby batter all over creation?

  20. Queen Mab of the Unseelie

    How did I not know of this? It’s making me hungry for baked beans.

  21. saraphim_deeznutz

    Seriously that’s ALL I could see.

  22. Same here!

  23. CranberryAppleGirl

    He still wanted to play the field for an additional fifteen years. Then he got old and realized that he wanted to leave a “legacy” to a horde of mini-Hugh Grants. These men are selfish as fuck. I can’t believe Hurley still wants anything to do with him.

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  25. Jilly Beam

    I just wrote that! ” just because you can, doesn’t mean that you should”. That’s great advice

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