Demi Lovato Hated The Met Gala So Much She Almost Broke Her Sobriety

Considering the number of broads who come out and say how miserable Anna Wintour‘s annual May ass kissing spectacle (also known as the Met Gala) is, the guest list is eventually just going to be Anna, Karl Lagerfeld, and Choupette the cat sitting around barking at cater waiters to refill their seltzer glass. Demi Lovato apparently had such a nasty experience that she almost broke her sobriety!

Demi’s featured in the latest Billboard, and they stroked her ego by calling her the “real” pop star in the era of Miss Perfect Princesses. While it seems like her time with Taylor Swift and former BFF Demi Lovato is in the tail lights, she does hang out with Iggy Azalea and goes hiking with Ariana Grande to Charles Manson’s old house…funzies! But she doesn’t have time for basic bitches…emphasis on bitch. She reflects on her time at the 2016 Met Gala as an example:

“I had a terrible experience. This one celebrity was a complete bitch and was miserable to be around. It was very cliquey. I remember being so uncomfortable that I wanted to drink.”

A bitchy celeb at the Met Gala?! Hold please…I’m pulling up the attendee list. Oh, wait. This is the Met Gala we’re talking about. That’s like finding a needle in a bitch-stack. Demi, why don’t you help us out and tell us who was nice to you, and that might give us a clue? My guess is either Beyonce‘s condom dress for being a bitch to put on and take off or…well, this one needs no introduction. Demi ended up texting her manager and skipped out of the Gala in time for a 10pm Alcoholics Anonymous meeting:

“I changed my clothes, but I still had my diamonds on — millions of dollars of diamonds on in an AA meeting. And I related more to the homeless people in that meeting who struggled with the same struggles that I deal with than the people at the Met Gala — fake and sucking the fashion industry’s dick.”

HAHA! Glory me! Demi, you may never get an invite back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art for so much as a Free Friday in the Egyptian wing, but you found one way to save print media! Nobody is going to buy a paper copy of Vogue, but EVERYONE would buy it if it was just called “Fashion Industry Dick.”



  1. I dread Demi, cannot stand her. But then again, when you think about it – she’s real fucked up due to a past life. Her dad was extremely abusive to her. Aside from the abuse, she went through a lot of shit and bullying… While under 20 years old she was a cocaine addict.

    When a child goes through that type of shit, they tend to get real bitchy/mean as they grow. I believe that’s what happened to Demi, bitchy and friendliss because it’s all she’s known… She had a shit life, and a damaged mindset she can’t correct due to being raised in a bad environment. Everything that comes from her mouth is insecurity, jealously and defensive comments because of a bad past life.

    Compare that to someone like Taylor who had a lovely family and support system. Taylor is sweet and kind and normal and not jealous because she had it all, and properly and gently raised. Demi, the opposite.

  2. She hasn’t even picked a fight with Cardi B either, she only preys on people who won’t fight back.

  3. Nicki is too much of a bitch to do anything, all she does is give people dirty looks and picks her victims, aka ones whom are weak and won’t try anything. Why do you think she went after Miley & Taylor? Skinny white girls who won’t do nothing.

    If you actually think Nicki would beat anyone’s ass, your real stupid. Did you see her before fame? She looked like spongebob. Not threatening at all.

    She’s nothing but a bitch, who has no friends in the industry besides men because they all hate her cause she’s hella jealous.

    Remy Ma went after her stupid ass, and Nicki went silent like a scared little bitch, if anyone’s ass would get beat it’s her dumbass.

  4. IchLiebeDanielBruehl

    Next time, she will be tweeting about how she’s been blackballed by Vogue!

  5. Demi goes to an AA meeting wearing millions in diamonds and she’s pointing the finger at people attending a ball?
    These young women really need to think before they speak.

  6. Gary Burnaska

    To be honest the MET GALA has to be a total miserable experience, its like a celeb prom hopped up on high quality cocaine and heroin. It just screams one of those events you have to get wasted or high just to tolerate. I did not even go to my HS prom, I was given FREE tickets and then went right into the trash. No GF at the time, and just no interest or felt like I had a reason to be there. I had things like college text books to think about in 9 months not some dance.

  7. Esmerelda Nan

    Why was this no-talent souse even invited? First Kumster and Kuntye, now this nobody? Anna must be desperate for friends.

  8. Pickles and Cheese


  9. dr. playa: dire twat

    Hell, I don’t believe there was an AA meeting at all.

  10. DuchessGummyBuns

    We’ve all been to parties that didn’t end up awesome. You just have to suck it up and be grateful your trash ass was even invited.

  11. She sure would! I can’t wait to read what she has to say. I can’t imagine she’s going to let this go.

  12. Well, she had W magazine videotape her Met preparations. Of course she did. Lol!

    She had a whole team help her get ready and yet she allows ONE person to affect her whole night at the Met?? Demi, is a very immature, ungrateful woman.

  13. Pickles and Cheese

    I sincerely doubt there were any homeless people at that AA meeting; just don’t see her sitting in the same room, you know?
    But you’re right: she may soon get to know more about the homeless than she ever wanted to.

  14. It’s very possible she got in a stank mood as she got to the event and sussed out the vibe. Or also, that she was simply posing.

  15. Discount Candy

    What I find least believable about this little yarn is that she had any sobriety to break.

  16. Bill Alford

    It’s probably somebody she is scared of and she knows will put her on her ass if she mouths off.

  17. Bill Alford

    Ha if it was Minaj no wonder she didn’t want to come out and say who it was. She would beat Demi’s ass to the pavement.

  18. Of course she is. There is no way a mature, stable guy her age would put up with her nonsense.

  19. It’s a dress fit for a drama queen.

  20. That photo was taken at the start of the evening which means she was already in a stank mood. In other words, SHE was the problem. I Googled “Demi Lovato Met Gala” and found that she looked bitchy in EVERY photo.

    I found a couple where Minaj is giving her a death stare. https://uploads.disquscdn.c… I’ll bet she was the “celebrity” she was referring to. Lol!

  21. Kiki_Zinnias

    Dear Demi, if that’s the dress you wore- Everyone at the Met Gala must’ve thought you fell off a parade float and you were looking for your baton…So congrats you cornered the market on basic trailer park

  22. GardeningGirl

    When second rate entertainers are invited to the Met Gala it’s time to shut it down.

  23. Heidi Elise Haaland

    …so she wasn’t on the guest list this year?

  24. Trash Panda

    Where the diamonds at??

  25. Craigypants

    This is not going to affect my life.

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