Chris Brown Wants To Go On Tour With A Bunch Of Big-Name Artists, Including Rihanna

A few days ago, Chris Brown hopped on Twitter and said that he wants to go on a world tour with Beyonce, Bruno Mars, and Rihanna. The same Rihanna he violently assaulted almost exactly nine years ago. I’m starting to think that before Chris Brown’s monkey was taken into custody, she pooped in his food and gave him a case of the Motaba virus. Because that’s the kind of stupid thing you type when your brain is melting.

E! News says that some people on Twitter pointed out to Chris Brown that Bruno Mars is already on tour with Cardi B. Others were into it (because the only thing more questionable than Chris Brown’s decisions are his fans). And of course, many were quick to remind him of his history with Rihanna. If only we knew what Rihanna thought of it. My guess is she saw Chris’ Tweet and shot her phone screen the look below.

In what world does Chris Brown think he belongs on a tour with the likes of Beyonce, Bruno Mars, and Rihanna??? That’s like McDonald’s introducing an all-star lineup that includes the Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, Chicken McNuggets, and a shake made from dirty mop water. I hate to be the one who tells him that LaTavia Roberson has a better chance of going on tour with Beyonce than he does (I would not want to be that person).



  1. Jaded1 aka Muchacha_Sucia

    I don’t know what’s more distracting, those ugly ass shorts or that bony ass knee.

  2. JalapenoJarvis

    He had them removed to make room for his new cheeks.

  3. JalapenoJarvis

    RIGHT? How come no one’s noticed? Women get the slightest tweak and everyone is all over them, criticizing. Brown’s up there looking like Billy in Saw and nobody bats an eye…. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  4. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    This has all my favorite things. Sparkling, glittery, shimmering pink, rihanna and titties.

  5. if you weren’t a gun owner and a sociopath with security and a posse……I would beat you up bitch. I hate what you did to Rhianna and I dont even like her that much. I hate that you still have a career – pig

  6. e jerry powell

    Isn’t Chris Brown banned from getting visas to certain countries because of the domestic violence thing?

  7. Just like Bobby Brown when he was trying to make a comecrack. Typo, but I’m keeping it.

  8. That’s not just crack/meth where did those molars go?

  9. Top Bananana

    omg he’s a black LiLo.

  10. winnyfranfran

    Hahahahahahaha! My dad used to say that all the time. He was pretty grumpy.

  11. winnyfranfran

    I hate this fucking mental case.

  12. He still has fans yes, but he’s nowhere near the level he was pre-Rihanna beatdown.

  13. I’m assuming he has done enough meth to cause brain damage for a whole football team, so it’s not a shocker he thinks this can happen.

  14. Beyonce, Rihanna and Bruno Mars can do world tours by themselves and sell out. And if they did decide to tour they certainly wouldn’t need dead-weight like meth head there.

  15. I had to go back and take a second look. Holy shit, they look like crap.

  16. alexandra nevermind


  17. alexandra nevermind

    I see it. Now pick an avi.

  18. Yes he does

  19. This dumb beaver

  20. Wicked Cupcake

    Dude looks like a 45 yr old man fresh off a meth bender during a mind life crisis.

  21. I want him to put lotion on his ashy knee.

  22. Crackish social media behavior isn’t newsworthy if nobody’s talking about a Mean Girls sequel or how cute Ariel from The Little Mermaid would be with a sun-baked Florida lot lizard look lent by a washed up child star.

  23. Meth head behavior, years of it.

  24. This is almost LILO level of delusion.

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