Open Post: Hosted By The Pimple-Popping Pop It Pal

There is something so disgusting about this item, yet utterly fascinating and irresistible at the same time. This is something I might order and play with in secret like it’s pornography! It’s like a toy for a Garbage Pail Kid! BoingBoing has presented us with the Pop It Pal that turns you into a regular Dr. Pimple Popper. It’s a toy created by married couple Billy and Summer Pierce, who obviously know what perversion lurks in the hearts of men. Here’s how they came up with it:

You see, one day, my wife and I were driving down the road.

She said:

“How awesome would it be if we could make a pimple that felt real and the pop was huge, just like those videos we watch?”

I thought: “You might be on to something Dear.”

Maybe, just maybe, this means she would STOP picking on me all the time. Ladies and Gentlemen, I KNOW you know what I’m talking about.

So, I spent the next year figuring out how to make it happen.

You can watch a demonstration below. The toy costs $19.99. Pus refills are available for $5.99. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d type in this lifetime.

Pic: YouTube


  1. Whatever you do, don’t google “Simpsons hooker” for images in hopes of a suitable reply.

  2. I usually just tune in for the figure skating, but just caught a few minutes of womenโ€™s hockey. And because Iโ€™m twelve, I giggled when an overly aggressive player had to shuffle off the ice because she got a two-minute penalty for hooking. It made me think of Rich.


  3. Lefemmenikita

    Once the snacks are gone and the disappointment disgust sets in, the Mr would be sorry he ever asked you to watch that

  4. Wanton Wonton


  5. Chad Williams

    I blame both sides of ALL dog breeding, not just of pit bulls: the breeder and the buyer who keeps the breeder in business selling his/her merchandise… and that’s all a dog is to them. Oddly, from my experience, the “adopt, don’t buy” crowd is tolerant and accepting of breeders, spewing nonsense about keeping breed purity… like local hillbillies and self-appointed online experts know from genetics. The breeders, however, aren’t so generous about the “adopt/don’t buy” contingent- snickering them off as bleeding heart, ignorant do-gooders who don’t value quality.

  6. VaselineHabits

    I recall asking, “When does this get… decent?” And the Mr, pushed the Sour Patch Kids towards me and said, “At first they’re sour… then it just gets more disappointing” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Lefemmenikita

    I’m sure the cat wants to neuter that dog

  8. Spray on abs

    Take a number.

  9. Wanton Wonton


  10. Spray on abs


  11. Lefemmenikita

    Maybe it is my innocent mind (ha!) but I have never understood that kink.

    Quite frankly, it sounds awkward as hell:

  12. Lefemmenikita

    I am pretty positive asking your SO to sit through Movie 43 is pretty solid grounds for divorce

  13. Spray on abs


  14. VaselineHabits

    Bahaha, Mr V atleast told me it was absolutely so bad I had to see it. And he fed me snacks while I hate watched that godawful travesty that should have had a viking burial and never seen the light of day.

  15. Wanton Wonton

    I’d prefer to sit on his face.

  16. Flora Posteschild

    Apparently they got scale, but there were profit-sharing agreements. I want my 30 cents back, WINSLET.

  17. Lefemmenikita

    This proves she is someone you can’t trust.

    (well, not her judgment anyway)

  18. Spray on abs

    Just what the doctor ordered. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  19. Flora Posteschild

    She always was iffy, even in elementary school.

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