Don Your Mourning Veils, Idris Elba Got Engaged

There are few celebrity men that almost all of Dlisted Nation can agree are a hot piece of sex that we all want to climb. Idris Elba is one of those special few. So it’s with a heavy heart that we must report he got engaged this weekend. Find someone you love and trust to hold you during this trying time. Page Six reports that Idris got proposed to girlfriend Sabrina Dhowre before a screening of his new flick. Maybe not the most romantic way to do it, but he’s probably super-busy and had to fit getting engaged into his busy being sexy AF schedule.

Rio Cinema in London Instagrammed the news, along with a clip of Idris proposing to that evil tramp who is close to pulling off the crime of the century! This all took place before a screening of Idris’ new film Yardie.

Those in the audience who were able to remain conscious after this devastating blow went on Twitter to pretend like they were super happy for Idris. LIES.

One tweeted: “At cast & crew screening of YARDIES & Idris Elba just proposed to his girlfriend Sabrina!! Big Congrats !!”

One said: “At cast & crew screening of @YARDIES & @IdrisElba just proposed to his girlfriend Sabrina!! Too cute”

There’s nothing cute about Idris Elba murdering our dreams by tying himself down to some random but whatever!

Idris, 45, and Sabrina, 29, met last year while he was filming The Mountain Between Us in Canada with Kate Winslet. Idris is the marrying type because this will be his third trip down the aisle. He was married to Hanne ‘Kim’ Norgaard from 1999 until 2003 and to Sonya Nicole Hanklin in 2006. He and Kim have a daughter together named Isan, 15. He also has a three-year-old son with ex-girlfriend Naiyana Garth. So Idris’ sexy comes with baggage. Whatever. Just go to a few school plays as daddy’s hot new wife. It’s little price to pay for that sexy majesty getting on you on the regular.

Pic: Instagram

25 Comments

  1. It’s almost like there’s a checklist of qualities that need to be met for a man to become a sex symbol, and he fits into that box too neatly. He’s a James Bond type, which I generally find sexless.

  2. Lol, this gif.

  3. “There are few celebrity men that almost all of Dlisted Nation can agree are a hot piece of sex that we all want to climb. Idris Elba is one of those special few. So it’s with a heavy heart that we must report he got engaged this weekend.”

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  4. 🤔 Very good point.

  5. No matter how gorgeous he is I’m side-eyeing him big time for marrying a woman sixteen years younger than him 🙄. Very cliché of you Idris, unless you’re proposing to me, of course 😏.
    And proposing at a movie premiere is a bit tacky and try-hardish, which is strange cause I wouldn’t normally picture him as being tacky or try-hardish, but I guess when you’re getting married for the third time it doesn’t really matter 🤷‍♀️.
    Anyway, in spite of his messy personal life he’s still one of the most talented and sexiest actor around.

  6. That picture looks like a trying-to-be-cool dad taking a sefie with his teenage daughter.

  7. I always assumed he was a child-free bachelor, huh.

  8. Come come my darling, we are a great big group 😁

  9. I survived!

  10. I think he’s generally good looking but he’s too well-manicured. Like the kind of guy who probably even fucks while wearing a tux. I don’t dig.

  11. If going to see this movie is directly correlated with getting engaged to Idris Elba, I’m going to see this movie!

  12. Decorative item

    Well thank goodness we all find different types of people attractive or else we would all be trying to date the same guy.

  13. thineownself

    sad but i saw the headline and said out loud, ‘won’t last’

  14. I don’t find him sexy or hot. Maybe he looks great in person.

  15. No, but don’t worry that’s temporary. With his history, he’ll be single in no time.

  16. Let’s see … so many red flags:

    1. He’s on his third marriage and he’s only 45.

    2. Two kids from two different woman, and one of whom he didn’t marry.

    3. He’s almost 20 years older than jfiancée.

    4. The mother of them all: a PUBLIC proposal. Drama queen!!!!

  17. ‘zackly. Dude is pretty fickle, we all have the same chance next time round.

  18. He has a great body but that’s it. Not very handsome at all.

  19. Queen Mab of the Unseelie

    They were together before she was with Psycho Mel though, and it was her choice to shack up with that pilonidal cyst.

  20. Thank you.

  21. MISSJANETEXAS

    No

  22. NaughtyChimp

    But Timothy Dalton was with Mel Gibson’s Russian, back in the day, so he’s lost my respect.

  23. I agree. He looks average. It’s the characters he plays that make him attractive. Public marriage proposal is not my cup of tea.

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