Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round Two!

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces has taken a spot in the Hot Slut of 2017 grand finals after easily beating The Plushie-Loving Seal, Hi Stranger and Chroma Key Grandma in round one. Winona Ryder’s Many Faces got 51% of your votes, and the others, well they didn’t get enough to take down the unstoppable WRMF! Winona Ryder’s Many Faces (which is the name of my local high school band that never was) will go up against the winners of round two and three for the most prestigious title next to Miss Hell Hole Swamp, which leads me to round two.

For round two, we’ve got a fight to the end between an eye roll (2017 was the year of Hot Slut facial expressions on Dlisted), intricately drawn-on BIC brows, Jane Fonda’s ponytail weave and a rainbow sparkle of a human who fanned a ton of fabulousness into the White House. The Hot Slut of the Months who are battling it out in this round are:

MayAnderson Cooper’s Eye Roll, which he busted out after Kellyanne Conway got sarcastic with him.

JuneNikos Giannopoulos, the special education teacher who visited the Orange House after being named one of Rhode Island’s Teachers of the Year, and gave his own statement on the Trump administration’s anti-LGBTQ policies by serving up some fabulous pose skills with help from a lace fan his partner bought in Venice.

JulyThe Exquisite Crowbar Brows that became the one good thing to come out of Trump’s reign when he held a press conference about Obamacare.

August/SeptemberThe Clip-On Ponytail that Jane Fonda used to command the Emmys red carpet with her hotness.

The winner from this round will be named on Thursday, and they’ll go on to battle Winona Ryder’s Many Faces and an unknown Hot Slut foe in the finals next week.

Pic: CNN, Facebook, YouTube, Wenn.com

25 Comments

  1. Okay done.

  2. pregnancygas

    Eyebrows!

  3. Word to the wise: if you make fun of Ashleigh Banfield’s stop sign shaped face and Nancy Grace personality disorder … and that she’s condemning the woman who claimed that Aziz Ansari had assaulted her, Twitter will suspend your account pronto.

  4. now a days anyway

  5. Anderson Cooper is a talent-free douchebag.

  6. I can’t believe the eyebrows aren’t winning this one.

  7. Team Nikos! I need his middle name to be like Constantine or Dionysus or something.

  8. For all his talk, education, accomplishments, etc. all it takes is that his family’s friends with power tell him line up and he instantly yields.

  9. It’s such a close race here. I hope the electoral college doesn’t screw us out of our votes.

  10. howcomebubblegum
  11. She with the children of the corn.

  12. You have to vote for Nikos because you know that bitch will flaunt the fuck out of HSOTY.

  13. Che aka Ben aka Dirk

    Ditto. Don’t like the woman at all. She’s cruel. However it’s probably why she got on so well with AC. He’s just as bad but pretends to be be cute and sweet.

  14. Che aka Ben aka Dirk

    Brows.

  15. Che aka Ben aka Dirk

    YES! It must take a lot of work and maintenance to result in such glamour.

  16. Nikitainthesection

    I voted for the eyebrows Empress.

  17. I can’t decide!!!! I’ve always been able to decide! I call shenanigans!

  18. Why won’t anyone think of the eyebrows?

    I’m truly torn between these and Nikos.

  19. The smirk is what pushed him over the top for me

  20. Jesus, talk about a stacked bracket. I’m a little embarrassed that I spent as much time as I did debating the merits of each contender

  21. I am honor bound by my love of dick to stan for any queen who whips out a goddamn black lace fan in the Anglo McCracker Whitey House.

    When they come for us, Nikkos is the Motherfucking One I want on my buttallion.

  22. Ponytail all day errryday over that phony ass eye rolling fuckboy.
    Fuck off!
    https://hips.hearstapps.com

  23. Loser of Wellington

    As much as I love a good eye roll….
    https://uploads.disquscdn.c
    I got to go with Nikos.

  24. svetlanabanana

    Yeah, I was having trouble putting into words my feelings about this because I can’t with Kathy Griffin either, but that’s about it. Bitchyshitty backstabby high school stuff.

  25. Petunia Van Winkle

    I just can’t with Anderson Cooper after what he did to Kathy Griffin. Not her biggest fan out there, but that was some bitchyshitty stuff.

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