Katy Perry Isn’t In The New Taylor Swift Video

I stayed up until midnight last night (normally Grandma Gay over here is asleep by Final Jeopardy!) just to be the first kween on Facebook to post something bitchy about Katy Perry and Taylor Swift kissing and making up on Twift’s video for End Game (featuring Future and Ed Sheeran). Alas, there was no “Swish Swish, bish“…but there was plenty about Tay telling us she’s a grown ass woman who sips cocktails and has stamps in her passport!

Some spies caught Taylor filming the video for End Game on a yacht in Miami last month and thought one of the backup dancers looked like Katy and her Twiggy haircut. That went hand-in-hand with rumors the two had made peace while Katy was about to take the stage for the last time on her Witness Tour. Alas, the video dropped, and it was only a dancer who looked like Katy, so it was just typical Taylor stunt queen shit:

What is kind of interesting is how Taylor agreed to pose with an Old Fashioned glass, and not a contractually obligated can of Diet Coke. While the yacht scene lacked Katy, it did show Taylor “dancing” to prove that she was the biggest follower of Willow Smith‘s “Whip My Hair.” She then takes it to Tokyo to slam back sake with Ed. THEN, it cuts to London, where Our Lady of Swift splits her time tossing back a pint, playing Snake on a Sidekick (I think that’s what the phone is), and downing a martini. O em gee, is our Butterscotch Don finally ready to be a hot mess “adult” like the rest of us? Easy, Tay! You trying to commemorate the ten-year anniversary of Britney Spears‘ breakdown with one of your own?!

Pic: Wenn.com


  1. Weird that she didn’t get that checked out before shooting the video. It took me a while to figure out that it’s supposed be the song title.

  2. I’m sorry, but seeing that little, ugly, read haired hobbit rapping with his nerd glasses on just made my day. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  3. TimePresent


  4. Oh Nooooo girl WHYYYYYY? NO time is the right time for that vision in my head!
    Also, you forgot to add in a quiet grunt when he blows his load followed by an eternity of sloppy heavy breathing before that matted ginger manatee finally rolls off of you.

  5. Bahahaha…you are my new b!tch guru for this statement!!

  6. Drinking…rapping *cough*…wearing glasses upside down…you are such a rebel now!! …But basically Taylor just went on a pub crawl in this video.

  7. Right? When I saw that, I was like “Why are you constantly giving us that “badass poodle” mullet when THIS look is SO much better?”

  8. Tay Tay got dat street rep now. She be struttin’ down da alley wit her “Black Friend” Future, like… https://media.giphy.com/med

    Poor Todrick must be so hurt right now. To know he not the only spec o’pepper in that salt shaker. I mean, the BETRAYAL! That snow queen’s crystal fortress must be melting like a pitcher of ice water in the hot Georgia sun over this.

  9. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    I thought she was Brooklyn Decker for a moment.

  10. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    I was getting Beyonce vibes, but yea…and it kind of fits because i never get a really sexy vibe from beyonce either. Rihanna just has it.

  11. newcitycoast


  12. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    I like Ed Sheeran and i like her videos because they’re aesthetically pleasing.

  13. newcitycoast

    She’s somewhere between UGGS and Tory Burch.
    Not exactly Coach, close to Michael Kors.
    Cheesecake Factory.
    General Mills.
    As deep as a puddle, found everywhere.
    Her Aunt could be Martha Stewart.

    Has this chick ever been drunk?

  14. Gary Burnaska

    RED and Speak Now where her best albums, reputation is not as good as 1989.

  15. Harry Potter but actually autocorrect

  16. DuchessGummyBuns

    She cannot be sexy. Just cant. Dont know why but all I see when I look at her is a prude who thinks sex is grossz

  17. AimlessWanderer

    It’s like she doesn’t know how to adult so she plays at being one. Her version of “relatable” is dropping millions to flash her fab life with PoC accessories in a time we are literally fucking subsidizing this bitch’s private jet write offs. Also, team Swift better pay royalties to her ex Calvin for ripping from his Lets Go video.

  18. DuchessGummyBuns

    What does “being percy” mean?

  19. Ahhh, Taylor Swift is now officially on her way to becoming a Rhianna impersonator.

  20. DuchessGummyBuns

    I do the lord’s work.

  21. Potty Mouth

    her boobs have gotten bigger. Be careful of what you wish for

  22. Dead.

  23. To me she just looks like a mean girl doing a sneer. I guess it’s not her fault she was born with a shitty personality and upside-down eyes.

  24. I think it’s more I don’t want to be your side piece

  25. Ed Sheeran ruins it for me. I think getaway car and dancing with our hands tied are the two best

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