Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round One!

The moment that EVERYFUCKINGONEOFUS (read: just me) is finally here. We are now beginning the journey to find out which Hot Slut of last year Hot Slutted the hottest.

There’s four rounds to the Hot Slut of 2017 battle royale showdown. HSOTMs from January, February, March and April will go at it in round one. May, June, July and August/September will scratch each other’s throats off in round two. And October, November and December will take round three. The winner of each round will go on to the final round where one of them will replace Ana Navarro on the Hot Slut of the Year throne.

I always love doing these Hot Slut of the Year posts, because I have the memory of a broken SIM chip and forget who the earlier HSOTMs were. So doing these posts allows me to sashay down Hot Slut Memory Lane and also say a little prayer while checking to see if they’re all still alive (they are, as far as I know). Your choices for round one are:

January – Winona Ryder’s many faces from last year’s SAG Awards.

February – The plushie-loving seal from Japan’s Mombetsu Land.

March – Hi Stranger, the sexy clay pin-up from the mind of artist Kirsten Lepore.

April – Chroma Key Grandma, the Russian lady who taught herself how to do special effects and should really be sweeping the Scientific and Technical Oscars this year.

The winner from this round will be announced on Monday!

Pics: TNT/TBS, @mombetsuland, YouTube, Kirsten Lepore

25 Comments

  1. Oh man…. Winona or the Seal? What to do? What to do?

  2. wino forever

  3. toughest choice of my life between wino and hi stranger… mmmm…. hi stranger because it was sluttier and this is a hot slut contest

  4. Runswithscissors Run

    Winona because… it’s winona!
    But hi stranger comes preeeety close

  5. Bunny Rabbit

    Blasphemer!

  6. Wait, but her English accent in that Gary Oldman movie was hot!

  7. I am going with Winona.

  8. Dirk's Copy of Venus de Merino

    Seal and faux seal

  9. Dirk's Copy of Venus de Merino

    What if we try just typing the name of our choice as a post?

  10. Dirk's Copy of Venus de Merino

    I feel so old!
    Help us, please!

  11. Dirk of Wellington

    I know Winona will win, but I’m all for the weird yet soothing naked dough man. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  12. Dotty Dercommason

    uhmm… how do I vote?

  13. fluorescentbeige

    Chroma Key Grandma and Hi Stranger are the same person.

  14. I love Winona but team Hi Stanger all the way.

  15. Dion flowerboy

    To me, that’s the recycled option. The Wino Forever one.
    Back to voting for sweet critters.

  16. Booo, hisssss. Winona has always been cool and talented.

  17. hurtssogouda

    WINO FOREVER

  18. chompybeaver

    Winona.

  19. Ellen Ripley

    Wino can’t act for shit. Pure luck and looks, she’s a fluke like most actors.
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/

  20. Hi Stranger because it caused my niece to say to me for weeks “Its ok. You can look at my butt.”

  21. Well you really have to WATCH Hi Stranger before voting.

  22. I feel like I’m the only one who didn’t find Winona funny at the SAG Awards. It actually irritated the fuck out of me. (Still love her, though.)

  23. *straightens arms and claps hands vigorously while yelping*

    http://www.reactiongifs.com

  24. winoforever

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