O.J. Simpson Swears He’s Not Khloe Kardashian’s Father

For years now, online conspiracy theorists have been wondering who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is. Kris Jenner has denied the rumors of Khloe’s questionable paternity. And yet those rumors (like the one about Alex Rodan being her father) still persist, because well, depending on the angle and the day, the only thing Khloe seems to have in common with her sisters is Kris Jenner’s DNA and surgeries. One of the rumors that has been around for a while is that Khloe’s biological dad is O.J. Simpson. A paparazzo recently tried to trick O.J. into an admission. And it didn’t work.

TMZ says a pap approached The Juice over the weekend while he was walking around Las Vegas with his daughter Arnelle Simpson, and asked if congratulations were in order. O.J. looked confused, and the pap added: “We hear Khloe finally announced that she’s pregnant.” Many laughs were had and then O.J. replied congratulations are in order, just not for him:

“Well, for Bob [Kardashian], god bless his soul, yeah. I don’t know for me. I don’t think for me I have nothing to do with it. I would be proud…but trust me, I had nothing to do with it.”

And then if that wasn’t proof enough, O.J. proved he definitely shouldn’t be Khloe’s dad by talking about how sexy she’s gotten.

“Khloe and the girls are all terrific girls. While growing up they were nice and terrific. And I think today they’re still nice and terrific, except they’ve kind of added sex appeal to their resume. I’m happy for them. Congratulations to her.”

Oh barf. I don’t know what’s more disturbing: O.J. Simpson talking about how the girls he met as babies have sex appeal, or that he thinks anyone, ever, on this planet or another, would ever take him up on his offer to “trust” him.

I think we can we all agree that one of the biggest unsolved mysteries surrounding the Kardashian family is solved. O.J. is not Khloe’s dad. So let’s agree to move on and attempt to solve a bigger Kardashian mystery. Like at which point will Kris get desperate enough and “reveal” who Khloe’s biological dad is? My guess is Season 47, Episode 12.

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  1. I read this book about how to tell when someone is lying. One of the clues is that they always say “trust me”

  2. Ever heard of Joe Alwyn? He has reaaaal serial killer eyes.

  3. She looks nothing like herself anymore. Wow. Plastic surgery is a real bad addiction.

  4. TheBreakdown

    Khloe should be happy to be linked to OJ as her father. This is an upgrade from Chewbacca!

  5. Wypipo Formerly Suzy Farkis

    She looks absolutely nothing like OJ. Every feature of her (original) face is right off the face of Alex Rodan and that’s why as hard as she tries she can’t make her nose pretty. It will always be his nose which is rather distinctive.

  6. Charlie Hunnam's butt


  7. How sweet would it be for OJ to start going in on the Trash Klan. Pretty sure he knows a lot of secrets.

  8. That’s what I meant. Didn’t know she was married before that!!

  9. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    are u talking about OJ?

  10. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    I’m mixed and incredibly pale. Halsey is mixed and i wouldn’t have ever guessed. Only one person in my entire life has ever guessed im part black. So it is definitely possible.

  11. Even the lips are the same

  12. Because they go too far and keep doing it over and over way too soon.

    They look like FOOLS!

  13. Buffalo head… I just peed a little. HYSTERICAL!!!!

  14. NICE… wish I said that!

  15. Oh Lord…..

  16. Big Khloe is a lot of things but she is NOT black.

  17. I don’t even understand how her nose came to be like that. It’s like the surgeon took her old nose, put it in a blender and fashioned a new nose out of the resulting putty.

  18. She has the eyes of a serial killer.

  19. GardeningGirl

    Her lips are tragic.

  20. Kuntinka Smirnoff

    Hilarious. All of em. 🤣

  21. She is very pretty there but even that isn’t her original face.

  22. The worst part is that she did it to herself.

  23. thunderstorm

    I almost collapsed when I read it.

  24. I just can’t stand her, generally. The fact that she’s been doing a Kim K impersonation for years and then got royally snubbed by her on her own channel was maybe the only redeeming thing a Kardashian has ever done.

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