Meghan Markle’s Rebel Messy Bun Spit All Over The Royal Beauty Rules

See, this is what happens when an American commoner is allowed into the British royal family. She single-handedly single-bunedly rocks the monarchy as we know it with her sloppy hair!

Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge were back at work today in Brixton, where she continued to do her main job: keep the coat industry alive by wearing a coat everyone will buy. Meghan and PHG also visited Reprezent Radio, a station for youngins’ by youngins’. Surprisingly, the main talk isn’t about Meghan’s coat or even her slight British accent, it’s all about her MESSY BUN!

People, Vogue, InStyle, The Mirror, E! News and more all wrote about Meghan Markle’s game-changing MESSY BUN! They say that Meghan is the opposite of Duchess Kate when it comes to style, because while DK keeps her hair situation set to Rich Ladies Who Lunch (aka perfectly coiffed), MM keeps her hair more casual. They all say that Meghan broke royal beauty rules today by wearing a messy bun and it proves that she’s not going to be a regular royal, she’s going to be a cool royal.


I bet THE QUEEN’s ladies-in-waiting kept her eyes from the news (since Meghan’s MESSY BUN was obviously the top story) and the newspapers (since Meghan’s MESSY BUN was obviously the top story in the late editions), because I don’t think she could take seeing a MESSY BUN be the cause of the fall of the monarchy.

Popsugar calls Meghan Markle’s messy bun “your college exam day” hair, but I see it more as “my man and I have been doing each other all morning and I didn’t have time to get my hair done” hair. I hate her for that, but I do love her scandalous messy bun and it’s an honorary Hot Slut of the Day today.

And since Meghan Markle’s messy bun is such big news, I wish a reporter would ask Prince Hot Ginge for his thoughts on it. Because if he likes messy buns, then someone really needs to pass him my medical file. I am 100% sure that after my last physical, my doctor wrote in my file: Beyond messy buns, can’t be helped.



  1. We get it.

  2. It’s the same as Kate. She followed William to St Andrews and signed up to all of the same modules.

  3. bystander51

    This picture says a thousand words to me. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  4. dirk's dire twat

    Waiting for Guffman. It’s fantastic.

  5. CranberryAppleGirl

    I give them five years or so before he starts getting the urge to shag other women. She will either turn a blind eye in exchange for royal life or become another Diana/Fergie who divorces him and goes on a PR tour as a victim of the royal family.

  6. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    She also seems to be much thinner/frailer looking. Like Kate does at times with those tiny wrists.

  7. Yeah, but tough shit for Pippa. It’d be the same for whomever Harry married. Who cares about Pippa? But you’re right, I’ll bet she’s mad jealous, ha.

  8. CaliCheeseSucks

    The only ‘perspective’ you’re getting is from a nutjob with an unhealthy obsession trashing MM. I’m not particularly a fan of hers, but “Everest” is not one to be believed about jack shit.

  9. rhinana's inbred dirk

    Oh yeah, that is totally AKKK’s sock. Or should I say Ari’s sock.

  10. CaliCheeseSucks

    Hey Crazy! I see another Markle post lured you out of the basement.

  11. CaliCheeseSucks

    Everest is an unhinged troll with a Markle hate boner. Ignore.

  12. IchLiebeDanielBruehl

    How was she obnoxious?

  13. Upside-down Flower

    Nothing wrong with making freinds with wealthy Canadians or any wealthy person.

    I just smell calculating……bf’s a cook, Invictus Games, PHG.

  14. Upside-down Flower

    Wait until the wedding dress comes out.

  15. Upside-down Flower

    Isn’t Goopy her idol?

  16. Upside-down Flower

    Yes, Anne’s hair is a nest of bad. But, she’s already a royal. Not marrying into it.

    Even Camilla makes an effort to look nice.

    MM should at least make an effort to look presentable if she wants to be married to PHG.

    The wedding can still be cancelled.

  17. Upside-down Flower

    Seems like she’s doing an Ofraud thing (remember when she wasn’t “allowed” to show after hours and when they were having a private event and Gayle did the public whining for her? Ofraud wanted to buy a Hermes watch for her bestie du jour, Tina Turner. Really? Not a Swiss timepiece like a vintage Rolex?) having others do her complaining and whining. Except she seems to want to put distance between people who thought were her families….even the divorced family.

    When will the unfamous friends start dropping? Tick-tock…….

    I cannot stand my sister, but I wouldn’t say or do anything to make her look bad, even in a subtle way that would end up in public.

  18. She’s looks pretty. Besides has anyone ever see Princess Anne’s hair? That’s the disgrace.

  19. Dirk'sVT, PhD

    It’s a public forum.

  20. Upside-down Flower

    Where were the royal private detectives?

    Royals don’t like being fooled. Especially, by ‘merican divorcees. Didn’t they learn anything with Wallis?

  21. Upside-down Flower

    Maybe MM will get him plugs for HER wedding present and she’ll get DIAMONDS and a GOLDEN ATM that the PM will have to send off to others to get paid. Bills are so gauche to the royals and so rude and disrespectful.

  22. Upside-down Flower

    Pippa’s sister, Duchess Kate.

  23. Upside-down Flower

    Old and cranky, but still knows how to dupe people intelligently.

    The Queen Mother was also old and a drunk and adorable. She wasn’t clueless either.

  24. Upside-down Flower

    Really. How long did his parents know each other? Barely? But, I think Princess Diana was kind of tricked and pressured in marrying the old humourless fug*.

    At least Willie and Katie knew each other in school and LONGER before they got hitched. And even then Katie seemed honestly overwhelmed by the attention and exceptions of being interviewed.

    *Neither kid got the ears! Miracle of miracles!

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