I figured that the only one who’d dare to wear something other than black to the Golden Globes last night would be Rose McGowan, and she’d crash that show while wearing a hot pink warrior uniform with the words “Fuck You Fakers #RoseArmy” written in bright yellow sequins on it. But Rose kept her protest on Twitter, and instead, other women caused an ESCANDALO by not dressing for Hollywood’s death at the predator hands of powerful men.
The all-black thing wasn’t mandatory, but anybody who didn’t wear black probably got hit with the kind of frozen death glare that a bride would throw at a trick who wore all-white to her wedding. Hollywood Foreign Press Associated president Meher Tatna was one of the ones who was a shot of color in a giant sea of black, and explained to Entertainment Tonight that she picked out her outfit months ago and wore it for her mom who was watching from Mumbai. She said it’s a cultural thing, and she did wear a Time’s Up pin and supports the movement.
“When you have a celebration, you don’t wear black. So she would be appalled if I were to [have] worn black. And so this is, for my mom.”
And then there was German model Barbara Meier (or as you and I know her as: ??????) and American actress Blanca Blanco (or as you and I know her as: the other ??????). Barbara (the ginger above who looked like Mother Nature if Mother Nature became a bordello madam ) explained on Instagram that women have fought to wear whatever they want and nobody’s going to keep her from bringing the sexy.
“A lot of women will wear black tonight to support the time’s up movement! I think this is a great and extremely important initiative! Nevertheless I decided to wear a colorful dress tonight. If we want this to be the Golden globes of the strong women who stand up for their rights, I think, it’s the wrong way not to wear any sexy clothes anymore or let people take away our joy of showing our personality through fashion.
We were fighting a long time for the freedom to wear what we want to and that it is also ok, to dress up a little more sexy. If we now restrict this, because some men can’t control themselves, this is a huge step back in my opinion.”
Barbara is right. She should wear whatever she wants, but someone should tell her that she could’ve worn black while bringing massive amounts of sexy. Did she not see Catherine Zeta-Jones who delivered some “trophy wife going to her sugar daddy’s will reading” hotness?
Blanca Blanco, who touched the upper echelons of elegance by slathering her body in red velvet demureness, said that wearing red doesn’t mean she’s against the Time’s Up movement and she stands by all the women who have spoken out against abuse.
I think what Barbara and Blanca meant is: Time’s up on the public not knowing who we are so we changed that by wearing bright shades of Look At Me!
But seriously, Blanca Blanco was in the unauthorized zero budget sequel to Showgirls called Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven, so she can do no wrong by me.