Brad Pitt Bid $120,000 For A Date To Watch “Game Of Thrones” with Emilia Clarke

William Bradley Pitt is on the prowl and at a charity auction on Saturday, he tried to bid his way to a date with the mother of dragons herself, Emilia Clarke. I guess the Golden Globes wasn’t the only hot ticket in town this weekend! So how much does it cost to make time with the worst wig in Westeros? More than Brad’s final bid of $120,000!

Variety reports that Brad came on strong for a chance to win a date with Daenerys at the J/P HRO & Disaster Relief Organizations charity auction, but came up short in the end.

Pitt bid six figures to watch a “Game of Thrones” episode with Clarke on Saturday night during a silent auction at Sean Penn’s annual gala for Haiti, held at Milk Studios in Los Angeles, California.

The opening bid to sit next to Emilia while she gives running commentary about dragons and dicks started at $20,000 before Brad brought the heat with an $80,000 bid. Long suffering hunk Jon Snow aka Kit Harington aka Clit Harrytongue was also at the auction and sweetened the pot by offering up his beard to sit in on the date. Perhaps excited by the idea of being in a throuple with Emilia and Kit’s beard, Brad upped his bid to $120,000. But it still wasn’t enough to get the job done. Brad was outbid by a rando gala attendee to the tune of $160,000.

I wonder what the other auction items were. Did Bradley auction off a ride on his hog or one of his original sculptures?

According to Variety:

The charity event to benefit the J/P HRO & Disaster Relief Organizations was hosted by Penn, CAA’s Bryan Lourd and Sean and Alexandra Parker. Also in attendance were Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Lena Dunham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Segel, Connie Britton, Patricia Arquette, Mark Burnett, Roma Downey and Leonardo DiCaprio, who was honored for his work combating climate change.

Look who was also there, dressed all in black! He must have been too tired from this to make it to the Golden Globes the next day.

All in all over 3 million dollars had been raised in support of Haiti. Emilia herself outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a painting by artist Josh Smith for $90,000. Here’s some pics of Emilia and Co. at the Golden Globes and the HBO after-party.



  1. IchLiebeDanielBruehl

    I watched that movie late one night – what a piece of crap it is.

  2. Upside-down Flower

    She looks more lively in that gif than in the real life picture of her at the GG.

  3. Upside-down Flower

    Still a better wig than Ofraud could ever find.

    Damn, what’s with the gigantic Mr. Magoo glasses? She looks ridiculously crazy-eyed. I hope she isn’t trying to start a fucking crazy Ofraudized trend.

  4. Upside-down Flower

    That’s the only positive in BP’s $120K bid.

  5. Upside-down Flower

    If I’m going to give money to charity (and I don’t have much to give) I’m going to make damn fucking sure that they little money I do donate is going to fucking do what it’s meant for.

    I also don’t need pr to make me seem generous and really caring.

    In my opinion the most generous and caring people are those who actually get their hands dirty by doing and also those who give what they really can’t afford.

    What’s a $120k to a multi millionaire? A nice tax right off.

  6. Upside-down Flower

    Good in-depth article on Propublica about Red Cross. New Orleans? Where’s the help there RC?

  7. Upside-down Flower

    Why isn’t there MORE attention paid (no pun) to the accountability of what money is going to help Haitians and how the money is spent and the progress it’s making to the people of Haiti?

    The people of Haiti have been long suffering for decades and decades with so many “fundraisers” and “charity events” and life for those people just seems to get worse.

    If I was a celeb and gave to a charity event for any country or effort to help people I would be so pissed off and want answers to WHERE THE HELL IS MY MONEY GOING AND I WANT THOROUGH AUDITS. “CAUSE JUST ONE WOULDN’T/COULDN’T BE TRUSTED!!

    But most celebfraudties are just there for their self-aggrandisement (Ofraud, I’m starring you down!).

    And poor suffering people in Africa don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s Christmas or not!

  8. Upside-down Flower

    Pay attention to the roots. Otherwise why bother with bleaching the hair any color.

    Or wear a hat.

  9. Upside-down Flower

    Every actress looks the same. WHYYYYYYY? Most have the same boring personality and dull acting ability.

  10. Upside-down Flower

    Where was Tommie? He’s been without a “girlfriend” for quite too long. Perfect opportunity to pretend.

  11. Upside-down Flower

    At least she has color of a live human being and has a pretty smile. and a sense of humour.

  12. I’m thinkin’ she might manage to find her way to Brad Pitt anyway.

  13. Upside-down Flower

    They must have brunt in that Drumpf tower roof fire.

  14. Upside-down Flower

    When love ends, madness begins……sounds like the relationship of Brad and Angie. Oh, wait, was there actually love? Probably not. More like MADNESS.

    The bottom pic looks like crazy Ivanka Drumpf Krapner.

    Bad title for a KH movie. Has HBO gone down the tubes? That’s more Cinemax fare.

  15. Upside-down Flower

    WBP looks like a dirty old perv who thinks he won the lottery of dates.

    He knows that his bid doesn’t mean it’s an actual date, right? There will probably be others to keep him from making creepy old man moves on an actual live woman…..who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

  16. It says Rosario on the poster, though…

  17. It is Zoe Saldana & she was awful in it too.

  18. My understanding was that Haiti’s record-keeping is so messed up that in some cases no one really knows who owns what land. So some organization comes in and wants to build homes, or a hospital or whatever and they cannot get anything done without years of untangling all this shit in court.

    Not sure how true that is, but it seemed plausible when I read it.

  19. This.

  20. We almost did a date auction at my high school, I can’t even remember what for, but anyway I was going to give my friend $25 to bid on me because I didn’t want to end up stranded with a creep. Luckily the Vice Principal put the kibosh on it.

    Maybe Clarke was like, “Kit, please?? What if it’s some pervert?”

  21. I understand that Heigl torpedoed her own career, but what the fuck is the luminous Rosario Dawson doing in such a steaming pile of shit?

  22. ShiroKabocha

    Blonde is overated.

  23. Breaking blonde

    Emilia Clarke is adorable! She looks like she’s having so much fun….she looks well-fed and happy…unlike so many other stars…((here’s looking at you, Ang’…..))

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