Chris Brown Bought His 3-Year-Old Daughter A Baby Monkey

Haunted (*eye-roll*) documentary star Chris Brown was obviously never given the memo reading A) never give a pet as a gift and B) never give a wild animal as a pet as a gift. Chris posted a clip on Instagram of his 3-year-old daughter Royalty cuddling with her early Christmas present – a baby marmoset monkey.

In the clip (via Metro UK), Chris asks Royalty if the monkey (whose name isn’t revealed) is “her baby.

Royalty and the monkey are an adorable pair, but some feel that Chris made the wrong move in giving a child a gift from the wild that flings its own feces. They’re calling him out online.

‘So sad, this baby monkey should be with its mother,’ wrote one fan, while another blasted Brown by writing: ‘You are as thick and ignorant as they come!!!

People were really on the monkey mom’s side.

Another comment read: ‘Why? Why taking a little baby monkey away from it’s mother? This is a wild animal!

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in the UK states that owning a marmoset isn’t illegal, but it’s probably not a good idea to raise it in an L.A. mansion where drugs are thrown out of windows and handguns abound.

‘They are wild animals that have very specific welfare needs,’ their brief reads. ‘It is impossible to provide an environment as complex and rich as the wild for a marmoset kept as a pet. ‘They are tropical animals who require a warm climate.’

Hopefully, Royalty isn’t too sad when the monkey realizes he lives with Chris Brown and makes a break for it, diaper and all. Maybe she’ll be distracted from the monkey’s absence by her disgust over Daddy collaborating with underage piss cult head R. Kelly in 2017. (He must have reasoned, Well, if sexual assault survivor Gaga is ok with him…”)

Pic: Instagram


  1. ShiroKabocha

    Also marmosets are an endangered species, you fvcking turd.

  2. just me...❄⛄

    But we all know that is never going to happen.

  3. just me...❄⛄

    Jesus take the wheel….he will birch slap and drop kick that poor thing just for doing what it does……man I hate this dick!

  4. I’m already seeing something like this happening with Chris and his daughter.

  5. I feel bad for Royalty and the monkey. He’s going to be horrible to both of them.

  6. Is there a way to get Tupac and Biggie back and Chris can take their places?

  7. The first time the monkey flings some poo, Chris is going to fling the monkey into a wall. Maybe then he’ll go to jail for a decent amount of time.

  8. Not that I can advocate this option for Brown, but…

  9. This shit is why cracked out meth heads shouldn’t procreate.

  10. frenchielover

    Can someone take this guy out Tupac and Biggie style? PLEASE!

  11. #team anyone BUT Chris.

  12. Man, why not just take her to a place where she can hold a baby monkey of bottle feed a baby lion? I don’t even know if 3 is an appropriate age for that but at least it’s just an experience and you can hand over the animal back to their caretaker.

  13. Detective Latoya's Monocle

    Give it a few and the animal will go aggro and mayhaps attempt to rip off her face (or anyone in line of sight) when under duress.

    Why not message Roy Horn … one half of the Vegas ubiquitous duo that is/was Siegfried and Roy whom was mauled by their caged white tiger?

    Shit happens. Whilst wild animals are uber kawaii/cute… respect those animals … from afar.

  14. Honestly, this dickhead needs to just go to hell..
    Straight to hell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  15. BlessThisMess

    he’s the mf animal. honestly how dumb do you have to be

  16. I guarantee you that the monkey has better parenting skills than Fist Brown.

  17. Maximillian Suthra

    chimps are apes, not monkeys (apes have no tails), but yes….. let us always remember the tale of that poor woman whose neighbor’s chimp ripped her face, eyes and hands off

  18. Maximillian Suthra

    even the most docile of dogs is not an appropriate pet for a 3 year-old….a cat would scratch the kid’s eyes out

  19. Maximillian Suthra

    This guy is still around? I thought he was either dead or in prison. Poor monkey, it’ll be dead by New Year’s, may it RIP.

  20. I can ‘t stand this abusive asshole…but let’s remember Goopy is hated more….

  21. Carbon Based Lifeform

    I know. It makes me ill and angry to think of her suffering. All because someone wanted to treat a wild animal like a pet.

  22. smithy jones

    Just a matter of time before the monkey chews that kid’s face off.

  23. Carbon Based Lifeform

    And remembering proper English like “eyebrows” instead of “eyebrowns” is so difficult at times…

  24. I think that’s the natual reaction of a decent person to Fist Brown.

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