Charlie Sheen Is Suing The National Enquirer Over Their Corey Haim Rape Allegation

1986’s “nerdy kid triumphs” classic Lucas was forever ruined for us when The National Enquirer ran a story last month claiming 19-year-old cast member Charlie Sheen raped 13-year-old Corey Haim during filming. Multiversal super-wreck Charlie wasn’t chuffed by this accusation, and TMZ reports that he’s suing the Enquirer. You can imagine the future witticisms (written in straight-up tiger blood) we’ll be gifted with from THAT particular court transcript.

To recap a long and horrific story, a former actor named Dominick Brascia told the Enquirer thatCharlie was the thinly-veiled kid predator that Radar ran a story about in September. Dominick (who, ugh, has also been accused of molesting Haim) says that Corey H claimed that Charlie coerced him into smoking weed and having anal sex on the set of Lucas. The Enquirer also claims that various “sources” told them that Corey wasn’t Charlie’s only alleged victim. The Enquirer also accused of Charlie of being the creep who inspired Corey’s subsequent drug abuse, which led to his early death at 38. Never one not to make a huge crazy spectacle, Charlie has come down from his castle on Mars to right these lies! Basically, this story is more proof that Hollywood is a reeking sewer pit of evil. But that’s ok because superhero movies.

Charlie is suing the Enquirer, Enquirer exec Dylan Howard, and Dominick Brasci for “defamation and false light.” He claims that Dylan only published the story because dude’s got a vendetta against him due to the Enquirer not being the publication to break the story that he’s HIV-positive. He also points out that Corey’s mom Judy Haim says the story isn’t true.

The statement that Sheen released to TMZ is pure Sheen.

Charlie tells TMZ, “In my nearly 35 years as a celebrated entertainer, I have been nothing shy of a forthright, noble and valiant courier of the truth. Consistently admitting and owning a laundry list of shortcomings, wrongdoings and indiscretions this traveler hath traveled — however, every man has a breaking point.”

Charlie goes on … “These radically groundless and unfounded allegations end now. I now take a passionate stand against those who wish to even entertain the sick and twisted lies against me. GAME OVER.”

Can this whole sitch be “GAME OVER” and people stop touching people who shouldn’t be touched? Hopefully, Corey Haim is in a really safe place in the afterlife right now (accompanied by half of the cast of Diff’rent Strokes and every other child actor Hollywood chewed up and spit out) and finally at peace.



  1. Alexander C. Skitch

    That makes much more sense.

  2. GothyMcGotha

    Truth is the ultimate defense in a defamation case. If they find anything that shows he’s lying, they can sue him back. This might get interesting…

  3. GothyMcGotha

    This is the same man who slept with chicks bareback, knowing he had HIV and didn’t let them know ahead of time. Denise must be an angel.

  4. Just for some $$$ is all

  5. She wants to believe that she chased off with a baseball bat the only predator who got at Corey Haim. She didn’t.

  6. “We look forward to litigating against Charlie Sheen, and can’t wait to expose his depravities in a court of law,” an AMI spokesperson told THR.


  7. Detective Latoya's Monocle

    Personally, “Charlie” only had a few minutes of motion picture hotness… back when he was a nobody and had no (or just a bare one line) speaking parts on that classic ’80s film called Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

    Where his career allegedly took off from that point on… who knows? That diseased riddle cunt couldn’t act his way out of an electrocuted wet paper bag.

  8. Man, Charlie Sheen having an actionable case against you means you’re lower than the scum that he is!

  9. He is a monster. Kelly Preston should have filed charges when he shot her.

  10. Chad Williams

    His mirror could hire Gloria Allred for years of abuse.

  11. amandabynesbustedweave

    His mirror probably has herpes.

  12. Chad Williams

    If a mirror could get a hickey, his would.

  13. amandabynesbustedweave

    I am loving that pic of Geraldo on the front. He always came across as struck on himself. God knows why.

  14. Slither back under that rock you came from Carlos….

  15. Brittnay_Matthews

    Drug abuse. No reef left.

  16. Brittnay_Matthews

    I’m surprised he didn’t pull his back out from the strain of such enthusiastic patting himself on the back!

  17. Brittnay_Matthews

    Yeah how can she say this didn’t happen. She couldn’t have possibly been there every second on the set. Just because you didn’t witness something and no one told you it happened doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. (Not that I necessarily believe the story, I am just tired of people claiming things they can’t know for sure.)

  18. The biggest thing a lot of stars should be afraid of: Discovery. This could out a whole lot more pervs, and I’m all for it. Depositions are brutal bro. And the NE’s lawyers can’t wait for the tiger blood.

  19. Because the Nat’l Enquirer is a piece of shit rag, I hope he does sue & I hope he wins a huge settlement. Charlie Sheen Is a fucking idiot, but so is the Shit Rag

  20. 😒 at defamation and false light and celebrated entertainer.

  21. This is why his mother says it wasn’t true, though. She is safe and will probably get a nice Christmas card from Charlie. I don’t know if it’s true but I do know that it’s impossible for anyone who wasn’t there to know it’s not true. No one in this is really credible.

  22. SexxyManatee

    If I recall correctly, even at that point she was willing to continue care giving, but requested they be supported by a psychologist, but Brooke refused!

    How sad. Those poor children 🙁

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