Oprah Interviewed Jennifer Lawrence

When I heard Jennifer Lawrence got invited up to Oprah Winfrey‘s Montecito lair for lunch in October, I felt bad for anything in the vicinity since, between JLaw’s fart jokes and Oprah’s name-dropping, who could get a word in edgewise?! The lunch spawned an interview and, clutch your pearls, Jennifer didn’t even try that hard to sound pretentious around Mama O.

The Hollywood Reporter says Jennifer apparently heckled Oprah to hang out, so Oprah invited her over for lunch at her estate. It also happened to be the same day the Harvey Weinstein shit storm hit the fan. Those two spent three hours drinking rose and talking about fame and spirituality, and now Oprah is that aunt who sends Jennifer empowering books to read.

Jennifer is scooping up the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award today, so the mag decided to have Oprah interview her ahead of the event, and we got some interesting scoop peppered in with Oprah-isms. The whole thing is kind of long, but Jennifer talks about how she’s kinda “meh” on spirituality but was def praying to the man upstairs when her plane had double engine failure. She also said that she lives on Hollywood’s equivalent of Wisteria Lane, where Zoe Saldana comes over to borrow an onion, and Cameron Diaz is her hiking buddy. Oprah seemed both pleasantly shocked by that one and also a little miffed that she wasn’t invited (no, she didn’t. Gayle keeps her plenty occupied).

Oprah also had to step in to teach Jennifer a gynecological lesson. She asked Jennifer, who is 27, what she would be doing in 20 years. Jennifer said she didn’t know what she’d be doing, but at least her periods would be over. Mama O told her to go back to middle school health class because Aunt Flo still comes to town when you’re 47.

The best part is when Oprah asks the question every college R.A. asks residents as a way to break the ice, but, because it’s Oprah, we have to ooooh and ahhh at how profound it is. Namely, she asked who, alive or dead, Jennifer wants at a dinner party. Surprisingly, she didn’t try to smart up her answer:

“Scott Disick [from Keeping Up With the Kardashians], Luann from Real Housewives of New York, Bethenny Frankel. And I’m not proud of that, but that’s what comes from my heart.”

HA! That sounds like a horrible dinner since Bethenny would insist everything served is from Skinnygirl. Speaking of, I’m sure Bethenny is fapping right now over being the only name in that trio of terrible that didn’t have to be identified by their show. Although, I’m sure Oprah’s response was, “Who, who and who?

ALSO, be warned, JLaw: your new drunk BFF Kris Jenner might be a little peeved knowing you’d rather break bread with Luann from Real Housewives and not the gatekeeper of Hell Calabasas.

Pic: Wenn.com

25 Comments

  1. Uneducated and vapid hillbilly trash.

  2. I may have to see if that’s available where I live. He is so handsome!

  3. Extraordinarily shallow content for an interview. She has absolutely nothing worthy of note to say and seems to think of very little outside the cover of a magazine.

  4. I am really super over Jennifer Lawrence. I don’t hate her, but I kind of just want her to go away. Tired shtick is tired.

  5. I’m here for Grace and Rupaul. Add in Courtney Love, Fred Rogers, and Krystof Kieslowski.

  6. Eaten alive how? I thought she was lauded until those nasty photos.

  7. You know Kim will never hang out with her again. She seems annoyed by drunk messes.

  8. I recently watched Passengers and I was surprised that there were rumors about them, because they didn’t even have any chemistry as a couple in the movie. Just fucking, I could see, but not a relationship. Plus, he’s not old enough and he can’t help her career.

  9. And you need to fuck off and stop telling all of us what to post. Go fap to your poster of JLaw while pretending that she would every give you a first look, let alone a second look.

  10. craigypants

    So much for taking time off and going away. She has been everywhere in the last month and cant keep her trap shut. IF your going to take a break, take one and leave the rest of us in peace.
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  11. She has to work harder to get a nomination now that Harvey can’t do it for her.

  12. Supposedly, she fucked and sucked her way to stardom, too, so if you think about it, she’s in the right company.

  13. Who’d want to. If I was invited to join them for lunch, I would have refused. You can’t eat while you’re gagging.

  14. That was a whole lot of smug in one place.

  15. Mine is Mae West, Dorothy Parker, Abe Lincoln, Dolly Madison, Mark Twain, John Ringling and Carrie Fisher. So sad that I can add Carrie to that list.

  16. She’s lying. She may not be able to connect the dots that she wasn’t his only special star.

  17. Laura Palmer

    LEAVE J LAW ALONE!

  18. Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike this woman any more, I discover new levels of repulsion and hate for her. She’s gross. I guess that’s why she’s a Harvey’s girl.

  19. I’m happy to clarify your doubt, he is Jensen Ackles, a hottie from a TV show called Supernatural.
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  20. If Jennifer Lawrence ever met you she’d call you a loser and piss on your briefcase so it’s better if you fixate on someone else.

  21. I gotta ask. Who is this dude I see in so many gifs?

  22. This is probably not real (or the kids were fed the answers) but I saw this last year and got all teary-eyed: https://www.youtube.com/wat

  23. thunderstorm

    I’m doing something else and have dlisted in the background. I can’t stop looking at this little guy, he’s so cute!

  24. True story: About 10 years ago, my newly divorced dad joined an online dating site. One of the questions was the, “If you could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?” He and I laughed our asses off at one of the answers: “Alive.”

  25. CaliCheeseSucks

    Jennifer Lawrence, reminding us again that her tackiness and trashiness knows no bottom.

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