Alleged creepster Mariah Carey and her controversial manager Stella Bulochnikov recently said “??????” to each other. There was a rumor that Stella exited the pink diamond deluxe apartment in the NYC sky because Mariah’s gentleman friend, Bryan Tanaka, forced her ass out. Page Six is reporting that, not only is the story true about Bryan wanting Stella gone, but he’s added “Mariah Carey’s manager” to his resume. (That’s right under “Mariah Carey’s personal Spanx adjuster.“) In fact, Mariah’s former backup dancer is supposedly “running her life.” That can’t be that hard a job. Just make sure there’s some bubbly on ice at all hours of the day and night and that her many shaping briefs aren’t squeezing the life out of her. Easy!
Bryan and Mariah have reportedly been an item since she called off her engagement to super-rich Australian James Packer. Mariah’s awful reality show (which Stella is said to have engineered) ended by depicting Mariah taking off her engagement ring, burning her wedding dress, and taking up with
Kevin Federline Bryan. The staff is supposedly A-OK with the coup d’etat that Bryan pulled on Stella, cuz’ everyone hated her.
“Bryan is behind the whole split between Mariah and Stella. Bryan believes that he should be the one running Mariah’s day-to-day life, and he’s been orchestrating Stella’s exit for a long time. No one enjoys working with Stella. There’s no secret that some people are happy she’s out of the picture.”
Although, he’s “definitely no Tommy Mottola,” according to sources. This really does seem to be a Britney/Kevin situation. If we end up with trashy footage of Mimi and Bryan smoking up and acting all goo-goo with each other, I’m going to need Patti Labelle to come down and talk some sense into Miss Mariah.
“This is a full-on Britney-and-Kevin Federline situation. Brian is a backup dancer, and knows nothing about managing an iconic artist.”
And why would Kevin, I mean Bryan, want the responsibility of handling the diva of the world? Is he that in love? No, but his wallet might be.
The source adds that Carey is paying her boy toy up to $12,000 a week for the privilege of having him run her life. “Mariah is in love with Bryan and is like a schoolgirl around him. He has totally manipulated the situation to take over her life and push out everyone else, and Mariah just can’t see it.”
Mariah can’t see it because she’s probably still woozy with hunger from the gastric sleeve surgery she supposedly had. She couldn’t even ascend concrete on her own. You can get someone to sign off on anything if they’re craving the entire box of Twinkies they used to inhale during Real Housewives. Hence, Bryan has also reportedly gotten Mariah’s musical director and one of her lawyers fired.
Mariah’s spokesperson hasn’t been driven out of her life just yet, and she denies that Bryan is now her manager. But she “declined to explain who actually is.” Judging by her recent career decisions, it looks like Moroccan and Monroe are operating the “Fantasy” rollercoaster. Or Cha Cha and Jill E. Beans. Those are the dogs.