Jeremy Jordan From “Supergirl” Claims He Almost Died Because Of Chipolte

No, not THAT Jeremy Jordan. If only (because that would mean he could afford Chipotle)! According to People, another Jeremy Jordan (he plays Supergirl’s co-worker) posted his first ever Instagram story on Thursday, and it was all about how he was in the hospital because of Chipotle. People still risk eating at Chipotle? The norovirus burrito bowl isn’t THAT good.

Jordan shot his story while looking “fairly pale laying in a hospital bed and showing viewers the IV in his arm.” He must have had the burrito bowl and a taco.

“I know I’ve advocated for them in the past, but they’re terrible. I, as you can see, am in the hospital and I have fluids in my arm because the food did not agree with me and I almost died.”

Chipotle has been in the news a little too frequently in recent years, mostly because of adding E.Coli to their menu at several of their locations across the country. This is in addition to the aforementioned norovirus, as well as providing live entertainment in the form of mice falling from the ceiling during the lunch rush at a Dallas location. (Seriously, people still eat at Chipotle?)

Chipotle’s propaganda minister (who must have gotten Employee Of The yYear several years in a row by now) released a statement about Jordan’s hospitalization.

“We are sorry to hear that Jeremy is sick and have attempted to get in touch with him directly regarding where and when he ate so we can look into this. We take all claims seriously, but at this time we can’t confirm any link to Chipotle. We are always committed to making things right for our guests and will do the same for Jeremy when we are able to reach him.”

Chipotle was dead to me even before the various outbreaks and rodent showers because they changed their tortilla chip recipe. Anyway, I’m not comedically skilled enough to craft a Supergirl v. Chipotle crack. But it sounds like you’d have to BE from Krypton to survive a Chipotle experience at this point. Actually, that was one. Is that a gong I hear?

Pic: Instagram

25 Comments

  1. Thank You!!!…Damn..I know some food is going to give me the stay close to the shitter…and I make sure it is worthy it…to me.

  2. Esmerelda Nan

    The one near us served everything drenched in salt-it closed down after everyone stopped going. Now The best is Cafe Rio-if we cannot find authentic Mex.

  3. Was it fake?

  4. Good to know. Then McD’s only tarnished the brand with their involvement. I went to Boston market once. I didn’t hate it.

  5. No! Shame is politically incorrect!

  6. They overcook the meat sometimes and it ruins the entire burrito. They also don’t season it at my location. I don’t HATE it but I’d honestly rather eat Mexican food from anywhere else because it’s too bland for me.

  7. People say the same shit about every mainstream restaurant chain and I guess it’s because I worked at McDonald’s for so long that I take it a little personally. It feels like a slight to fast food employees and it doesn’t sit well with me. In moderation it won’t kill you.

  8. Tart of Darkness

    He was breastfed ’til his mid-teens. Just a guess.

  9. …What’s supposed to go on a burrito?

    That said, Chipotle’s very hit/miss with me. I’m pretty sure the “Monterrey jack” they use at the location I eat is actually American cheese and it makes me gag, so I order it without the cheese and add my own. Sometimes the meat is overcooked and has no flavor but other times it’s just right. The rice is dry, so I opt out of it. Don’t make fun of me, but I live and work in a suburb of Pittsburgh PA so I don’t know any of the happenin’ spots for Mexican food and Chipotle’s right next door to where I work. I’d rather have Moe’s or Mad Mex or even Taco Bell.

    I can’t believe I wrote a post this long about Mexican food. I’m hungry, can you tell?

  10. Best fucking queso ever!

  11. I have a shopping bag full of them a picked just before the freaking cold weather came in.

  12. Actually it was created by a CIA grad (culinary institute), McDonald’s invested in it. They also owned BostonMarket for a while

  13. Spaz de la Whoreta

    Oh, Jeezus. Can’t fuckers puke/shit without broadcasting it?

  14. Original Putas

    Yeah…they got me with a cheeseburger once..my instincts told me something about it was off but I was hungry. Another time it was with one of those frapuccino shakes. Never again. That was hell!

  15. LoopyGorilla

    i had a different Jeremy Jordan on my mind… a certain porn star from the 90s.

  16. MISSJANETEXAS

    My cousin got violently ill after eating Chipotle too and was hospitalized for a few days. Scary

  17. Moe’s

  18. What’s your fucking problem?

  19. Appropriate gif to describe your crap posts

  20. GothyMcGotha

    Is she ok now? And yeah, if she didn’t post on social media, we’re gonna have to look at medical records to make sure she was really in the hospital.

  21. bull

  22. he sucks

  23. BloodSweat&Tea

    http://i.imgur.com/bVkZi3B.gif
    You don’t like peppers?! What??
    Sorry, I’m a pepper freak (the hotter the better). Next time someone serves you some peppers, I will eat them for you! 😀

  24. GothyMcGotha

    If you’re well enough to take a selfie in the ER, then you’re well enough to stop being a douchebag.

  25. so?

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