The Librarians of Invercargill Are October’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

I may not have been to a library in centuries since every book I’m interested in reading (aka the ones by Jackie Collins) I already own and libraries tend to be zones of prudeshness where they ban sex education films (aka porn sites) from their computers, but that doesn’t mean I can’t honor librarians. Last month, the social media team of the Invercargill Libraries in New Zealand killed the Kartrashians by bringing more life, sex and charisma to their pose game than those trash heap heffas could ever dream of. And this month, the social media team of the Invercargill Libraries killed the competition in October’s Hot Slut of the Month contest.

The Hot Librarians of Invercargill won the crown with 40% of your votes, beating The Most Romantic Newlyweds in the World (32%), AIM’s Running Man Icon (16%) and Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy (12%). They will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year. And hopefully by then, E! would have pulled their heads out of the Kartrashians’ assholes and shook off all the butt silicone from their faces before giving the Invercargill librarians their own $150 million reality show contract since they truly deserve it.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: Facebook

22 Comments

  1. Reading is FUNdamental. Knowledge is good. Want a beer? It don’t cost nothin.

  2. the K’s wish they knew what a librarian was.

  3. I showed this to my librarian niece. She said “Nay.”

  4. What a bunch of sexy bitches.

  5. I am waiting very impatiently for the calendar,because that’ what we need in 2018,people!

  6. They get to play with kitties at work, good job.

  7. Tart of Darkness

    Righteous!

  8. If not for the wind, I’d retire to NZ.

  9. Finally something wins that I voted for. I’m on a streak. Let me go buy a lottery ticket!

  10. Dirk'sVT, PhD

    Yay for librarians!

  11. Congrats to these ssssexay librarians. The Kardashians wish they were this hot.

  12. Dion flowerboy

    I volunteer to fly to NZ (one -way is fine), to personally hand them their award.

  13. I will have to post our librarians on D&FB. All gorg.
    ~I have 4 days to finnish James Patterson’s 1st To Die;
    and am about to finally see Sing!
    https://nerdishgeekweb.file

  14. I say this from experience: Librarians are kinky freaks. Hi there, bearded libearian.

  15. I finally backed a winner!

  16. The original’s leg embrace made me queasy. This one is genuinely hot.

  17. Mary Stonehouse

    These Librarians ROCK, and so do you, Michael K.!!

  18. Galaxy_Scribe

    Dear bearded guy…call me.

  19. Patchcord Adams

    Mr. Bones and his sweet, sweet sluttiness were ROBBED. Robbed, I tell you!

  20. Lefemmenikita

    NZ HTSOD for the win!

  21. Lord, I am ready, take me now
  22. hurtssogouda

    AWWWW YEAH

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