Jason Bateman’s Wife Amanda Anka Has Accused Hotelier Andre Balazs Of Groping Her

Here’s a real yucky one for you! It must be Friday. Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka have confirmed a story about hotelier Andre Balazs being an alleged dirty rotten pussy grabber. Not for nothin’, Andre, who owns The Standard hotels and the Chateau Marmont, used to date both Uma Thurman and Chelsea Handler. Say what now?

The New York Times reports that Jason and Amanda were in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 and attended a party hosted by Andre at his fancy hotel The Chiltern. A gang of other people were there too including co-stars Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day. Andre took them all on a tour of the place which necessitated filing up a firehouse ladder. That’s when things got gross, allegedly.

Ms. Anka was wearing a burgundy leather dress and was hesitant to climb the ladder, according to witnesses. But Mr. Balazs insisted. As she navigated the steps, these people said, Mr. Balazs slipped a hand under her skirt and grabbed her crotch.

Amanda told everybody what happened and people saw it go down, including Charlie’s wife who said in a statement “I witnessed behavior by Andre Balazs that was inappropriate and offensive“. Jason was having none of it and confronted Andre and SPAT HIS GUM OUT IN HIS FACE. Damn, son! I had a crush on Jason back when he was on It’s Your Move, I’m glad to know it was justified. Here’s the statement the couple released last week confirming this story.

“On behalf of Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka, we can confirm that the account of Andre Balazs’s outrageous and vile behavior on that night in London is factual,” the statement said. “His actions were dealt with at the time.”

It seems this pussy grabbing business has been Andre’s M.O. for some time. Several other women have come out with similar stories. One woman who worked at the front desk at Chateau Marmont in the 1990s says Andre took her to a mud wrestling club, pinned her against the wall, stuck his mouth on hers and his fingers where they didn’t belong. The NYT verified this and reported on another very similar incident as well.

I would say it’s hard to believe that Uma and Chelsea, both outspoken women who have expressed anger about sexual misconduct in the industry, dated this dude but I’m fresh out of surprises these days. For us regulars, we have six degrees of Kevin Bacon but in Hollywood they probably only have like one or two tops. Andre moved in lots of muckity muck Hollywood and super wealthy circles. I might actually be able to find a surprise hidden in the back of a drawer somewhere if we don’t hear more stories about his wayward hands.

Pic: Wenn.com


  1. Maybe he’s not a superficial guy.

  2. Yes to both. Uma married the Arpad guy but dated this Andre one. I always confused those two.

  3. MsTxnHeartOlyphant™
  4. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    Did crews file charges?? In all his tweets he never named names.

  5. Pervs gotta defend each other.

  6. He grabbed my crotch once

  7. And all men have had a woman use them for their money

  8. Big deal. He didn’t touch her. Can’t you wimps handle the sight of a naked man without being traumatized?

  9. shutup wussy

  10. yeah she’s a dog

  11. He’s married to that ugly chick?

  12. I always think of that episode when I see Jason Bateman.

  13. ⛄🎇 Khooni 💤🌲

    “His wife is unattractive as fuck”


  14. ⛄🎇 Khooni 💤🌲

    *immediately adds Jason to my love list*

    Grab somebody’s wife by the vagingo right when the hubby’s around. Is this some kind of a testosterone fuelled ownership war or what? Should’ve spit right into his mouth.

  15. frenchielover

    I know that that was the best jason Bateman could have done without getting sued. Well done JB. This guy is so fucking gross. I am so happy that all these pervs are getting their just desserts.

  16. Helen Harlan

    “I’m fresh out of surprises these day.” File that under “things Woodward and Bernstein said during Watergate.”

  17. ReverseUniverse-(FKA R.Albino)

    Have you watched her show? She gets off on demeaning people.

  18. She’s a lot of things but she’s not the type of woman who would condone his acts by laughing and snarking about the victims.

  19. Bayside lass

    Obviously, Jason hasn’t trained in the age old and very specialised art form, known as the giving of the Gaelic kiss.

  20. Bloody Waifu

    I really want to love him too but I’ve always found something slightly creepy about him. 🙁

  21. Lol! I’m gonna have to YouTube it and see for myself 😁

  22. NaughtyChimp

    He also was married to the woman who runs Ford modelling agency.

  23. NaughtyChimp

    The Koch brothers hate Trump.

  24. dumdumwantsgumgum

    A lot being perpetuated by women. 😡
    Portia De Rossi’s story for example.
    Who raises these awful excuses for humans?

  25. dumdumwantsgumgum

    That’s the shitty part. The one bad apple theory.

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