Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Mistook The Moon For Her Ball

This is Blue the border collie. Some may think she’s a real dum dum for mistaking the fucking moon for her playing ball, but others, like me, think she’s a real genius for noticing the moon at all. My dog doesn’t notice shit unless it’s made of bacon or is in his food bowl or on his asshole. Me too, actually.

Blue’s human Jessica posted this video of her barking at the moon after her other human pretended to throw her white ball. Blue went looking everywhere for her white ball, and when she looked up into the massive blueness above her, she spotted the moon and thought it was her stuck ball. I can’t laugh at Blue’s ass, because the moon is pretty much a ball, and also, I may or may not have mistaken recessed lighting for actual stars during an acid trip. And you know some Hollywood executive is going to watch this clip and get ideas. We’re totally getting an Air Bud movie where Air Bud travels to space after mistaking the moon for his ball.

Or maybe Blue didn’t think that was a stuck ball at all. Maybe she knows it’s a different land, and because the state of this planet is currently at “flaming Porta-Potty,” she wants to go to there. So the next time NASA launches a rocket to the moon and you get the idea to sneak aboard to escape the madness that is this planet, you may find that Blue already took your stowaway spot.

Pic: YouTube

25 Comments

  1. boredasfuckyo

    I know, but the longer I unemployed, the worst it looks you know? And I can’t just take any job in the meantime due to my mental health stuff, it’s vital I find a place of employment with decent medical benefits, and people who don’t have my medical issues, only see it has a cop out, when it’s honestly not.

  2. I’ll cross my fingers, my legs, my eyes and even my testes (ouch!) that you get it, Boredy. If they just give you a chance, I know you’d prove your worth, baby. You’re smart, funny as hell and would be an asset to any place you worked at!

  3. boredasfuckyo

    Pray this goes through. The lady said they were phasing out the paper aps and would have to do the online one as well. I said, I did that a week ago. I’m trying to prove I really want the job. And she was like, I understand completely, they don’t really Have that many decent job opportunities for women down here.

  4. boredasfuckyo

    Oh, I know. I pray I never experience that shit again. How I managed to not develop ptsd is a miracle. Granted the anxiety kind of takes it’s place. I went down today and filled out the paper ap as well as the online one.

  5. Love you, boo. You’ve dealt with far worse than this and always come through.

  6. IchLiebeDanielBruehl

    Maine is lovely too – but the winters! Brrrr!

  7. boredasfuckyo

    That baby elephant is adorable!
    I’m hoping things pick up sooner rather than later, until, all I can do is try to do is stay in the present and hang in there in the meanwhile.

  8. LoopyGorilla

    it seems our society is always painting these powerful people as victims.
    like these women were forced to sleep with harvey, or he masturbated in front of them, or came on to them.
    its their fault, poor harvey. he is the victim.

  9. LoopyGorilla

    when you have people who think like donna karan, yes.

  10. Spray on abs

    It’s a mess. No electricity for 55,000…no cell service…landlines are down too. Getting around is fucked…and the fires are still burning.

  11. Dingle Barry

    Use the tree out back. It’s closer. 😉

  12. Where is the bathroom?

  13. Dingle Barry

    “Do I have a bathroom?” Yes.

    https://media.giphy.com/med

  14. Tart of Darkness

    Oh I like I like!

  15. Thanks!

  16. Just frowning.

  17. Queen Mab of the Unseelie

    It is! It’s an old recipe, originally came down from my great-grandmother.

  18. pushy broad

    I wasn’t talking about just politics but yes, some of that as well and also just general views about a celebrity. We can agree to disagree.

  19. I meant to include that I can only speak of after the transition as I don’t think I ventured into OP on the old commenting system. However it was readily apparent to me once I started reading/commenting regularly in OP. The only possible more recent change is in regards to how outspoken people have been with respect to politics and, IMO, valid reasons to be angry. Other than that, it’s been business as usual.

  20. If I didn’t have any work commitments this and next week, I’d take my bday vacation now and leave for Tahoe!

  21. Thanks. I’d like stay in a hotel…preferably in Tahoe or wherever the air is fresh! The air has gotten sooooo bad around my place. I actually have a few surgical masks at home and I may wear one when I have to go out later today.

  22. 🎃🕸️👻ℱїḓḓℓεÐεεÐεe🦇🕷️🎃

    I’m saying this against my better judgement but I’ve watched the so called regulars go after a certain someone, name shall be with held, for no other reason than they disagreed with their opinion, WTH? I’ve now noticed “that” person doesn’t post as much and you can tell they are being very circumspect when they do comment. Also, I’ve read discussions where people are taking notes of whom upvotes who, so now I have to not only watch what I say but I have to be careful about who I upvote? Sorry, I had to rant, it’s been on my mind. Thanks for listening. 🙂

  23. pushy broad

    I understand.

  24. 🎃🕸️👻ℱїḓḓℓεÐεεÐεe🦇🕷️🎃

    Yes, it’s exactly how I feel.

  25. 🎃🕸️👻ℱїḓḓℓεÐεεÐεe🦇🕷️🎃

    Thank you for making this statement. I wanted to respond last night but didn’t/don’t feel comfortable enough to agree for fear of how others will take my position. I enjoy the D but constantly feel like I need to walk on eggshells for fear of pissing off the “regulars” so to speak.

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