Angelina Jolie Was Reportedly Involved In A Plot To Trap A Warlord

Is there anything Angelina Jolie can’t do? Act, direct, produce, wrangle a half-dozen children, think of the name “Brad Pitt” without mentally summoning the anger of 1000 Hells.. And now we know she has the power to act as the sexy bait to lure in a warlord.

According to The Times UK (via Page Six), information was recently leaked to French website Mediapart about a secret plot from 2012 to snare Ugandan fugitive warlord Joseph Kony. Remember Kony 2012? Former chief prosecutor for the International Criminal Court Luis Moreno Ocampo was trying to get Kony in custody in the Central African Republic. Part of his scheme to do so reportedly included using Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as decoys in a sting operation.

Moreno Ocampo reportedly explained in emails from five years ago that Angelina was on board, even going so far as suggesting she might lure Kony into a dinner together, at which point he would be arrested by US Special Forces. Brad was also roped in.

“Forget other celebrities, she is the one,” Moreno Ocampo wrote in an e-mail. “She loves to arrest Kony. She is ready. Probably Brad will go also.”

Angelina reportedly wrote back Moreno Ocampo after he suggested the idea, saying:

“Brad is being supportive. Let’s discuss logistics. Much love Xxx.”

The plan never materialized, and it wasn’t from Moreno Ocampo’s lack of trying. Page Six says he repeatedly tried to contact Angelina, and his efforts bordered on that of a fan club president. An email sent to Angelina that said: “I hope you are well, I miss you” went unanswered. After he heard Angelina was ill, he sent an email to her assistant, confessing his love for her. Her assistant responded to inform him that Angelina had changed her email address. Ghosted!

Angelina and Brad weren’t the only famous people that Moreno Ocampo tried to recruit for his To Catch A Kony scheme. Page Six says he also went after George Clooney and Sean Penn. Again, nothing materialized with them.

In 2017, both Uganda and the United States decided 56-year-old Joseph Kony no longer posed a risk and decided to stop searching for him.

It’s not known why Angelina decided not to follow-through with their plan. I’m guessing it had something to do with luring a notorious warlord to a fake dinner being a worse idea than getting Billy Bob’s name tattooed on her arm. Not to mention that Angelina is Miss Human Rights, and it would have looked more than a little suspicious that she was asking a bad dude to a secretive, private dinner. If Moreno Ocampo wanted to sell it, he should have asked Mariah Carey. She’ll entertain any level of evil as long as the champagne is flowing and her dinner is comped.



  1. I know, it’s crazy!!

  2. What a basket case!

  3. Tits 4 Tats

    Frightening resemblance. 👍

  4. She looks haggard now. She does not look good that thin..Before she married Brad Pitt, she was a weight that was good for her…She looked good….That obsession with being thin only looks good if it is a natural body type…

  5. Immodest Goddess


  6. Leona Lopez

    No wonder she’s miserable!

  7. Strange but not a Stranger

    You really are smarter than everyone else! Cheers to you too!

  8. Feel free to pull the stick out of your incredibly uptight ass. Cheers!

  9. Strange but not a Stranger

    Also, feel free to visit other websites if you can’t handle being smarter than everyone here.

  10. Strange but not a Stranger

    Aha, now we get to it. You just wanted to insult everyone! Next time just say the “shit for brains” insult at the beginning, and don’t waste time pulling in irrelevant radio hosts. Save all of us some time and keystrokes.

  11. I’m not the one equating a picture – directed by the photographer no less, not Angie herself. I’ve stated there is enough to dislike about her that we don’t need to make up stupid bestiality rumors. I simply pointed out that you shit for brains are no better from the simpleton that brought us pizza gate.

  12. putsomestankonit

    I don’t understand it either, money should not protect anyone from any wrong doing. At Penn State a bunch of fraternity douche bags killed a guy during hazing, a kid got so drunk he couldn’t function and fell down some basement stairs, the frat douches were filmed beating him and didn’t call 911 until the following day when they all knew it was too late. Well, they’re going to get away with it, the judge threw out the felony assault charges because he said there’s not enough proof (there is) and there were text messages from the frat president to their chapter president about the incident, the chapter president told them how to cover some of their tracks and the frat president also sent a text to his g/f saying how screwed they were and how much trouble they were in. I know why they’re going to get off scot free or with just a slap on the wrist, $$$. These are the kind of kids who have parents with enough money to bail them out and probably to make big donations to the college who I have no doubt have a hand in influencing the case. This kind of shit makes me pray for the world to come to the end sooner than later.

  13. Strange but not a Stranger

    You’re so determined to bring Alex Jones into this, it makes me suspect that you ARE Alex Jones! Desperate to bring two unrelated stories together and abandoning logic and reason in the process. Most people here, including myself, have a low opinion of Angelina Jolie. I personally think its gross and dirty to put your naked genitals or boobs against any animal, but I don’t think it’s the same thing as bestiality. Just dirty and disrespectful. I doubt that anyone here is going around the internet spreading rumors that she actually had sex with a horse. If they are, then they’re as pathetic as Alex Jones is.

  14. It was a typo: I meant “her mental problems”.

  15. Insinuating that she is raping animals is right up Alex Jones’s alley. Pizzagate anyone? Making up rumors of bestiality is no different than his bullshit about a pedophilia ring. THAT is my point. There are many reasons to dislike her. Going that low is Alex Jones territory.

  16. I disagree. Nudity does not equal sex. Why is it in America that breasts = sex? That is the whole reason women get shamed in public for breast feeding. A man doesn’t get the same negative attention when he’s shirtless. Also the guy pictured with his horse has a wife who was fully nude with the same horses in other photos.

    I chose the picture of him on purpose. Of course his picture was deemed “completely different” because he doesn’t have female breast. Oh the hypocrisy of it all…..

  17. Lady Godiva

  18. The second pic reminds me of..


  19. Tits 4 Tats

    Forget Cleopatra! I know the perfect role for her…so fitting… https://uploads.disquscdn.chttps://uploads.disquscdn.c… and the best part is that she wouldn’t have to act…

  20. TakeTwoAspirins

    Yeah, it took over a decade but Aniston must be pleased.

  21. Maybe that’s what she was doing here. Hahahahahaha I just don’t understand this pic at all. Trying to be sexy and failing miserably

  22. Tits 4 Tats

    What the faak does that woman have to do to lose custody? She’s like Trump. They’re both above the law, above societal norms, beyond reproach. She can be as crazy (snogging brother, wearing vials of blood, providing her minor son with battle knives) and unethical (mistreating Cambodian child actors, buying a war lord’s property, adopting children under questionable circumstances) as she wants and nobody is going to stop her. You and I would never get away with this in our world. I can’t believe she’s a trusted and respected UN ambassador. What do the toadies around her see that we don’t?

  23. targetconfusion

    This is such a typical Angelina non!news. I was sick but you couldn’t see it. My husband’s abusive but you can’t see it. I’m a professor but I’m not lecturing. I cook for the kids but they take over. I’m going out buying Hot Dogs but there aren’t any. I was sick but you couldn’t see it.

    What’s the fuss? It didn’t happen, only in theory. If you ask the loonies though she single-handedly saves the world. In theory.

  24. Yeah, she fly:s jets, I’ll made it home , I guess, Sung to memory drift of love

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