Prison Bae Has Filed For Divorce From His Wife

True love just ain’t what it used to be. Jeremy Weeks has finally come up for air from playing tonsil hockey with Topshop heiress Chloe Green (seen above) to file for divorce from Melissa Weeks. You know…his wife of eight years who stayed with him while he was in prison.

TMZ says things have been going well with his ATM Chloe, whose parents are worth a cool $5.4 billion, so Jeremy is ready to officially hit the “out with the old and in with the rich bitch new!” button. Jeremy wants joint legal and physical custody of his seven-year-old son he had with Melissa. The Daily Mail says he was also the stepfather of Melissa’s two older kids.

For those not aware of the prison drama of it all, Jeremy was sent to the pokey in 2014 during a gang sweep. Police posted his mug shot on Facebook, and the fashion community took note. He sprang free last year and began his modeling career. Prison Bae then found his way onto a yacht with Chloe, and the rest is gold digging history. They’ve been inseparable ever since, and Chloe’s been taking him to fancy parties all around the world.

Let’s all give the gold digging golf clap for Prison Bae. From a prison cell to Monaco in three years? That’s some Heather Mills shit on steroids.

Pic: Instagram


  1. Uptown James

    i usually just stop anyway after “hi” bc i know they used that word within the last few days.

  2. Trash Panda

    Chloe Green needs to binge watch the ID Channel sometime soon.

  3. Trash Panda

    In truth, being deep sided in the ocean could go for either of them. I’m sure he learned a few tricks in the gang.

  4. The parents are tax dodging arseholes and ugly as sin.

  5. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    I was looking for some type of peen situation & saw nothing as well!!!
    he must stuff when modelling underwear *shudders*

  6. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    This confuses me so. The fact they’re still together is confusing. Make mom and dad mad? For Instagram likes?

    He’s gotta have some grade A dick. I’m sure she can get a drug connect through her people.

  7. Chad Williams

    Variety: BAE LAY PAYDAY

  8. SoultooSoul

    Spot on…

    I think he is the used tampon in the relationship. She is ” Dinner With Schmuck”ing him..

  9. This C-U-Next-Tuesday has such an awkward rodent face. That’s all I got…

  10. Sorry, but his ass looks creepy as f*ck to me…

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  12. SoultooSoul

    Well, to be fair, in that pic he looks like he has inverted peen, or god forbid, tragic peen. So her washboards backs have met their match.

  13. BarbaraMillicentRoberts


  14. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    no it was custom made for him by her personal milliner because he’s CLASSY & A MODEL now😂

  15. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    the overdone brow trend & Dim-style contouring are doing her no favours.
    also normally I love a good old fashioned scandalicious #getmoneybitch gold digger but he just oozes this sleazy vibe that I cannot get past.

  16. CaliCheeseSucks

    Still fail to understand why the fuck anyone finds this trailer trash ‘hot.’

  17. Crank Tango

    It’s a modern-day F Scot Fitzgerald novel.

  18. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    she has absolutely nothing going for her in the face or booty department so we all know why he’s $ticking around.
    also, is she with him bc she’s trying to get back at daddy for not splurging on a nice enough luxury yacht?
    … they can have each other.

  19. Fuxking this! When people use that word I just stop participating in a conversation with them

  20. In addition to this couple, I also cannot with the word “bae.”

  21. GothyMcGotha

    Ok, just listened to it and hearing William Shatner whisper that intro and say the word screw? Heavenly.

  22. Drugs are bad mmmkay?

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