Kelly Ripa Put Her Pump Down Over Ryan Seacrest Going On “Good Morning America”

Page Six is reporting that Kelly Ripa‘s new co-host, Ryan Seacrest, was to make an appearance on Good Morning America with the FINALLY complete American Idol judging lineup Wednesday, but Kelly threw a fit at the last minute and he had to cancel, so the judges did the appearance sans their Ryan, who a source says is scared shitless of his yapping lapdog of a co-host.

The source said this to Page Six:

“It’s very clear that Ryan wants to stay on her good side. She’s an executive producer on the show, so she has a lot of pull. It’s fair to say she has a lot of influence over him. He joined her show. It sounds like she still feels threatened.”

Ha! Kelly may look like a chipper band geek, but don’t let that fool you: she’s the Morning Show Don. Once you enter Live!, you’re there until she sets you free, which is flat out never. Regis Philbin, WHO WAS THERE FIRST, said she took it personally when he decided to retire and has never invited her back to be a guest, which is sorta not true, but I admire the shit stirring that was probably him just paying a debt to Queen Kathie Lee Gifford. And we all know how she took Michael Strahan‘s departure for greener Good Morning America pastures like a champ! Lolz…just kidding.

ABC released statement saying the rumors were as false as most of the boobies interviewed on Live!, and Ryan couldn’t make it because he was up late pulling an all-nighter to prep for the show. It’s hard work, y’all! Or is it? A source pooh-poohed that excuse: “How much prep does he really need for ‘Live!’? It was really odd and confusing. It’s pretty obvious that she’s difficult to work with.” Fair, I mean, how much work goes into sipping a latte and pretending to be entertained by whatever Kelly did with her kids and Andy Cohen last weekend? But why is Ryan being such a pushover? He’s got that Idol, radio, AND Kardashian koin! Are those blonde highlights so expensive that he needs a Ripa allowance, too?!



  1. misery chick

    Howard Stern? What about?

  2. e jerry powell

    Former child ABC soap star, really. That’s about it.

  3. saraphim_deeznutz

    Every time I have seen a snippet of this show I just wonder what this woman survives on. The souls of ex co-hosts and the blood of virgins?

  4. WinterOwl22

    Was she not aware that Seacrest has 10 other jobs? Chill lady!

  5. craigypants

    She is a bag of bones. Does she have any talent? Whats her claim to fame? Somebody feed her.

  6. Upside-down Flower

    KP is most likely a raging alcoholic…….plus other personality problems.

  7. Upside-down Flower


    Strahan was a gentleman and a class act when he left.

    That shitty book or “memories” was a crock and probably was burned during a “cleansing ceremony”. I hope. Negative energy needs to be killed.

  8. Upside-down Flower

    On purpose?

    He looks like an out of work doorman/bell hop at a gay hotel.

    White tennis shoes? Really? Is he an orderly at the local hospital?

    P.S. He has to carry his own backpack.

    He’ll be part of the “new” Chippendales dance revue in no time.

  9. Upside-down Flower

    Megyn Kelly is only entertaining because she can’t “connect with anyone” and her attempts at comedy are offensive and disturbing.

    What is she like at cocktail parties and with her kids and their friends and their parents? Gosh, that’s kind of scary.

    She must have been a dream first date when she first dated her new husband. I wonder if she memorized a script or watched hours and hours of ‘Love Connection’ to prepare.

  10. Upside-down Flower

    At first her personality was cute and seemed natural. Oh how the years have taken an extreme toll on her personality and her body/face. Especially KP’s small tiny deeply insecure EGO! When she got the gig, regrets REEEEG?, oh how she turned on the phony. KP has just gotten worse. If it’s not reigned in there’s going to trouble getting actually good guests. Not that any would sink to that level of trashy tv.

    She seems to think she’s a know-it-all with ALL THE POWER!

    I believe she threatened Ryan Seacrust. But, why does he need her? KP needs him alot more.

    She is as phony as fucking hell is an inferno.

  11. RedHeadTheGinge

    I can’t stand her since that whole Strahan thing. She is so obviously fake.

  12. thunderstorm

    I’m dying to get it. I had it once before, years ago, and I loved it. I bet it’s a great feeling to have it so healthy!

  13. Maybe I got a good cut because it seems to kind of fall into place, it looks a lot like Kelly’s and now my ends look so healthy

  14. thunderstorm

    Was it hard to adjust to the shorter hair? I’m worried, I never know how to style it even after they show me.

  15. thunderstorm

    I like the haircut, I really liked it on Belinda Carlisle.

  16. She looks hangry

  17. Ewww that belly button – shit like that makes me weak & faintish!!

  18. thunderstorm

    Every time this comes up, I always talk about how Kathy “cody cody cody” Lee had a feud with Howard. I find her to be so likable now. I think you’re right, she should’ve stayed.

  19. thunderstorm

    I thought she was endearing when she was auditioning for Live. I remember when the psychic predicted her pregnancy, I was pregnant at the same time. I don’t think she’s anything like that woman anymore.

  20. Little Dame Antipathy III

    People still watch this panderfest? At least Megyn Kelly rattles cages a little…even if she is somewhat insufferable.

  21. I think perhaps power on the show has made her unbearable. She’s just very unappealing now.

  22. She looks like a piece of gristle.

  23. I was just feeling the same and wondering what happened to her.

  24. I used to find her funny. She now seems like a real pain in the ass. And so insecure.

  25. Chad Williams

    Oh yeah, well I’m flipping my luxurious… er… uh… I’ll stop here.

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