Blac Chyna’s Mom Might Want To Sex O.J.

O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.

Toni heard the Juice was loose and put her social media stalkin’ wig on! Bossip reported on an Instagram post that was supposedly made by Toni. That Instagram post functioned as a beautiful love letter to O.J..

Toni’s post was fairly dripping with panty moisture as she laid out for O.J. how she would lay out for O.J.

Hey OJ, those hands turn me up and on. The way they fit in that glove nice and tight just like me.

Let’s pause here for a “did she really post that?” break. *pained grimace* That line was tasteless in ALL sorts of ways. I’m almost envious. Toni continued to bare her soul to the alleged domestic abuser and loser of a civil suit against him for murder.

I ain’t no hoe like all the chics hanging around in the past! I just do what I do “low key freak joint tho”

She also described herself as an “author, radio personality and manager” and “old but not old,” as well as “cougarlicious.” She also wanted O.J. to be prepared for HER “juice” which she revealed is “flavored.”

You can read the whole post below. Have tissues nearby, you’re probably going to weep at those beautiful lines of love. Tokyo Toni is like a cross between Emily Dickinson and Maya Angelou. A true poetess.

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The post has since been taken down. Bossip says that Tokyo Toni is known for creating and deleting social media accounts all the time.

A lady does have to follow her heart And if O.J. says no, there’s always Manson or the Unabomber. On that note, is Blac Chyna available to pick Toni up? Because someone HAS to come get her.

Pics: Instagram, AP

25 Comments

  1. But her vagina is small and tight! Who WOULDN’T want her. It pays to advertise!! *projectile vomits*

  2. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    I cannot help but add:
    my reaction when hearing about Tokyo Toni’s flavoured juices https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  3. BarbaraMillicentRoberts

    this sounds like a bio from some dating site for unhinged people.

  4. SoultooSoul

    I’m on the wrong fucking planet. Seriously…

  5. GothyMcGotha

    Probably tastier and less deadly.

  6. GothyMcGotha

    Still a crazy bitch though…

  7. saraphim_deeznutz
  8. saraphim_deeznutz

    This is all of us every day.

  9. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    maybe she thought she was DM him and instead she posted it for everyone to see?

  10. RedHeadTheGinge

    He likes them younger and whiter. But I applaud Tokyo Toni for her hustle. She knows damn well he won’t have her but she saw the opening for some publicity. Work it, Toni, work it.

  11. craigypants

    Obviously the woman is nuts. Or wants to get beaten, slapped around and possibly have herself stabbed. How embarrassing and degrading can you get. Chasing after some murderer and all round crook, thief and just a plain loser. Honestly she isnt doing much for women’s equality and just plain whoring. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  12. Hellifiedno

    I didn’t know lady gremlins could go into heat! She should shove this OJ up her cooch and chill. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  13. 🎃🦇 BishStoleMyLook🦇🎃

    Blech! For a woman who is so much the entrepreneur, too bad she can’t spell or write a coherent sentence, and “preaches and prays” while cursing like a sailor. Yeah. You’re awesome…**mega eye roll**…going after a wife abusing killer who so viscously murdered two innocent people, one who is the mother of 2 of his children, that he basically decapitated them. Yeah he’s a catch. You’re post Toni was part right. You are BASIC. Geez.

  14. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    i swear I can hear them laugh!

  15. Hork why did I read this?!? http://www.reactiongifs.us/

  16. Little Dame Antipathy III

    Stupid is as stupid does…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  17. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    I’ve read about all the times the now deceased wife called the police for help, and saw the pictures of his continuous physical abuse towards her.

    no thank you.

  18. I don’t know Tits, I don’t know….

  19. June Gordon

    If you get your throat slit, leave a note for your publicist, not the police, whore.

  20. Tits 4 Tats

    Hahahaha!

  21. Tits 4 Tats

    1. His mother.
    2. Marguerite Simpson.

  22. “I’m low maintenance”

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photo

  23. Berry Melon

    Oh, so that’s who Khia – my neck my back lick my “ahh…” jus like that was going on about in a rant. I watched a podcast where people gave their thoughts on Blac Chyna and her mom Tokyo Toni. God their names are polar opposites. Ya know girls… China and Japan may be in Asia but they ain’t the same…

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