George Clooney Shits On Trump Who Shit On The Hollywood Elite

It’s mirrored shitting! It would be easy to take a dump on George Clooney‘s “man of the people” claim considering he gets to boink one of the world’s top humanitarian lawyers in a palatial Lake Como estate while he awaits that up to $1 billion Casamigos payment to get divvied up. But you shouldn’t! The Daily Beast landed an interview with Ocean sans the 11, and he’s here to tell Donald Trump and his cronies to back the F up on telling “coastal elites” to shut up. They’re the elite ones!

The very lengthy interview starts out in regard to George’s latest movie as a director, Suburbicon. The film is all the more timely since part of the plot is about how a middle-class African American family isn’t exactly received well in an otherwise all-white neighborhood, and, well, even football games these days are somehow managing to ignite the angry white mafia. George’s first swing at the right wing pinata goes to Steve Bannon, who he claims:

“Steve Bannon is a pussy. Steve Bannon is a little wannabe writer who would do anything in the world to have had a script made in Hollywood. He wrote one of the worst scripts I’ve ever read–and I’ve read it.”

George also had words for why Hillary didn’t win and why Democrats need to get in on the hat game:

“Here’s what I see from Hillary. Hillary, for years and years and years, has been the presumptive nominee, and quite honestly, she was incredibly qualified for the job. But being qualified for the job does not necessarily mean you’re the right person to be president. Here’s what I mean. She was more qualified than even her husband was when he was elected president, but she’s not as good at communicating things. That’s simply true. When she got up and gave a speech, it didn’t soar…

I think that she wasn’t particularly good at articulating the things that she wanted to do, and unfortunately we live at a time right now where articulating what you want to do is more potent in the electorate than the other way around, obviously, when Trump only said he was going to ‘Make America Great Again.’ Don’t you think the next Democrat who runs should just run with a blue hat that says, ‘Make America Great Again?'”

Tell us how you really feel, George. He adds some Hollywood type should have fallen on the sword and picked up Steve’s script, a rap musical about the L.A. race riots, just to keep him employed and busy instead of driven to stir the shit soup that is Breitbart. Breitbart and Donald love to talk about how Hollywood is so out-of-touch, and George is here to shit on that claim since the latter of the two takes his dumps in a golden toilet – literally:

“Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable.”

All-night liquor store?! Why would you ever leave a dream job like that?? George notes most people in Hollywood came from the Midwest and “Flyover Country,” and Donald should STFU since he has a star on Hollywood Boulevard and George doesn’t. George then put on a Bobby Brown accent and said, “I’ve been to jail before. THAT’s American.” No he didn’t, but until either of them can claim that, I think they’re both elites!



  1. No more than the millions of other citizens that do the same. We dont cowtow . We stand up and refuse to be disrespected by bullies who hate America.

  2. And you do know that innocents are arrested all the time when they have done nothing wrong? That is also Shakespearean, even more so than your example.

  3. What do you call the millions of non whites that voted Trump? How does that fit into your hate-filled, lying narrative?

  4. Man-Bun Ken Doll ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    You support Trump and that makes you a white supremacist. Period. And that’s no lie. That’s all that is left of his fans. Scum of the earth who need to be executed like the Nazis they love.

  5. Man-Bun Ken Doll ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh I am sure you put on quite a show. Cowtowing to flags and anthems so you don’t have to really give a shit about the country or American citizens.

  6. Man-Bun Ken Doll ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Thanks for seizing on the GOP propaganda. And that’s why Bernie lost.

  7. Man-Bun Ken Doll ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    She lost because Wisconsin suppressed over 10k votes, Ohio shut off it’s antiHacking software, and over 1M votes were purged from the roles. Absentee ballots were thrown in the garbage. Then Trump only won by 80k votes.

  8. Spot on Leona.

  9. And he has proven he’s completely and utterly unqualified for the job.

  10. Just a classic case of getting arrested at a KKK rally by mistake. You do know people can be guilty without being charged right ? It’s Shakespearean really.

  11. I figured it was her or someone like her. Won’t fight with her but if she wants receipts I’ll show them. Thanks for letting me know 🙂

  12. Dirk'sVT, PhD

    It’s Gladass, the deranged racist troll that plagues dlisted.

  13. And that my friend is why Donald Trump was elected because he wasn’t a politicans. We are all tired of lying politicians from both sides of the aisle.

  14. Here you go from Wikipedia:

    “Trump was the only person arrested who was not charged with any crime, leading them to conclude that he could have been a bystander.”

    His entire life, he supported Israel and his Jewish friends and neighbors.

  15. George, shut up about Hillary. It’s her own fucking fault she lost, for being a narcissistic psychopath who was way to sure of her win and underestimated how many conservatives there are in America and also how many idiots wouldn’t vote. She might have won if more people had voted. Not that Trump is any better, but he knew how regressive people tend to be in times like this because of fear and he used that to his advantage.
    Just like our right party used it in the election on sunday and actually made parliament as third biggest party even though nearly 80% of population voted. The democratic parties once again thought themselves too secure in their power.
    Also, very good idea to make a movie like Suburbicon in times like these. I’m sure it’s gonna help race relations. But as long as you can virtue signal and have people pat you on the shoulder, it’s a okay I guess. I’m imagining someone in Germany making a movie like that just with Turks but then I laugh because nobody here would be that stupid right now.

  16. Like every single politician in the world.

  17. I fly the American Flag and stand when singing the National Anthem with hand over heart. You can shove your shit up your ass.

  18. No but you support lying. That is obvious.

  19. No one on the face of this planet knows what Hillary Clinton actually believes because she has switched positions of every possible subject when it plays to her advantage and pocketbook.

  20. Hillary lost because she’s a sketchy person like her husband and really weird in interviews. I find her utterly unlikable. Like Trump. You were totally fucked with both presidential candidates.

  21. You are crazy. He was the opposite as I have stated. That is factual history.
    Where is your proof?

  22. Jerome T Miner

    Agree 100%. Especially, with the comments on Clooney.

  23. His father was a klansman. And the KKK is fervently anti Semitic. There’s no jesting in that.

  24. Man-Bun Ken Doll ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    We get it. You support the KKK.

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