Look Who Got Busted For Liking A Porn Video On Twitter

Well well well, what do we have here? A family-values politician who might have accidentally outed himself as a porn hound. You know, I always got the feeling Senator Ted Cruz was a bumbling doofus. But little did I know he was the type of doofus who could absolutely screw up a late-night online porn search. Congratulations, Ted – you succeeded at something! What? Being an idiot is technically something.

According to the New York Daily News, this all happened very early on Tuesday. Someone with eyes like a hawk noticed a video posted on Twitter by an account called @SexuallPosts had been “liked” by Ted Cruz. The second I heard that Ted Cruz liked a porn video, I immediately braced myself for the possibility that he was jacking it to a clip featuring his female lookalike. Thankfully it’s nowhere near that bad.

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I guess Ted Cruz got the urge to cough up something gross and white from his penis. What he probably didn’t want was for everyone to see the kind of content he was “liking” in his spare time. A spokesperson for Ted Cruz was quick to do some damage control on behalf of her horny little boss.

Hahahahaha, reported to Twitter?!? I would love to have been a fly on the wall during that staff meeting just to see how Ted Cruz tried to spin that. “Someone contact Twitter immediately and inform them of the obscene garbage on their site! Why last night alone I accidentally liked six pictures of naked breasts, two juicy butts, and clicked on an invitation to chat with sexy singles in my area!

This is not Ted’s first time at the porno rodeo. Back when Ted Cruz was running for President, he ran an attack ad against Marco Rubio starring a porn actress. He later pulled it (THE AD, come on). Everyone seems to be delighting in laughing at Ted Cruz today. Even his Princeton roommate managed to get in a joke about it:

If you can believe it, this gets better. Ted Cruz spoke to reporters in Washington, D.C. this morning about getting caught with his finger in the Twitter jar, if you will. The Washington Post says that Ted Cruz blamed it all on a “staffing issue.

“There are a number of people on the team who have access to the account. It appears that someone inadvertently hit the ‘like’ button and when we discovered the post, which was I guess an hour or two later, we pulled it down. It was a staffing issue and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action. We’re dealing with it internally but it was a mistake, it was not malicious conduct.”

Oh, I’m sure he had an issue with his staff; I mean, why else would you be trolling the internet for porno?

Pics: Wenn.com, Twitter via NYDN

25 Comments

  1. There have been some trolls lurking around here lately trying to pick fights…I thought you were one so I clapped back hard. I now see that you’re not a troll…SORRY!

  2. I wasn’t thinking of him but perfect example. Repressed, narcissistic, angry Neanderthals. And there are a ton of them and again as a single woman it has gotten worse as they are emboldened by the head Cheeto prick who “grabs them by the pussy”.

  3. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    isn’t that what happened to the escort that was contacted by the oldest Duggar? she said she was traumatized afterwards

  4. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    oh i see what you’re saying. I thought you were referring to watching porn (not his stupid ban to dildos–which I still can’t believe it actually happened in real life). But I agree with you about the ban, I can’t with this guy.

  5. I picture them either having to put up with a lot of tears and talking OR being totally degraded. No in between.

  6. Exactly. They don’t realize that their wives don’t want to touch them because their is no pleasure. Then the wives want side pieces or become bitter bitches.

  7. exactly.

  8. louise_brooks

    Hahaha! I have legit held on to that gif for like 4 years waiting for the perfect moment to use it.

  9. Bless you. You’ve totally made my day:)

  10. But of course.

  11. There are not a lot of orgasms for these women because their pleasure has always been thought of as second. They are there to serve the male. I mean, the men are taught this!!

    Since there’s no orgasm, women see sex as a chore and it is if you’re never orgasming.

    Which reinforces (incorrectly) the Madonna/Whore complex. These women aren’t prudes. No reason to be with ones husband. They are however, groomed their lives to be servile and self-sacrificing of their needs.

    Perfect storm for repression.

  12. Lol! I know. What’s their BS rationale for supporting boner pills?

  13. Who “likes” porn? Isn’t that another level of beyond watching? Once I’m done, I’m done.

  14. The worse is watching porn on your phone and just closing the web browser, but forgetting to actually close the specific window…. then you get in your car and the bluetooth kicks on and *balls-slap-balls-slap-balls-slap* *insert whatever moaning, etc* comes blasting over the speakers. And the kids are in the car. In that split sec you forget how every function on your car and phone work and you just start slapping whatever buttons/device to. make. it. STOP.

  15. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Honestly, god bless the hookers who can manage these time bombs.

  16. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Why would their wives put out? There’s no communication. Fucking one of them must make you feel like an inflatable sex doll or a sofa being humped by a confused dog in heat.

  17. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    This guy is so thoroughly unliked by everyone, even his lowly staff fucks with him.

  18. We are always slut shaming, dear.

  19. Claaaassic GOP

  20. I’m rarely around anymore, but when I do come around, I’m glad I’m met with quality Louise_Brooks posts right off the bat. I can’t stop laughing. Gif SAVED.

  21. “Expected a giant dick” 😂😂

    Well, I mean…

  22. I can totally believe it was just some bored intern watching porn while logged to his account. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t feel me with joy to see them scramble for excuses.

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