RiRi Rocks Her Burning Man Lewk For ELLE

Ok, maybe it isn’t Burning Man. But why in high HAIL does Rihanna not realize that the Care Bear heart goes on her tummy and not her damn face??

RiRi is on the cover of ELLE for the sixth time, and she’s got some product to peddle. RiRi has officially launched her makeup line, Fenty Beauty. It’s great she’s got a makeup line; she throws enough shade on social media that she may as well hawk a couple of shades of foundation and make a buck. So, good news for anyone who wanted to recreate RiRi’s pastel purple heart face look at home!

Here she is at the product launch last night working red carpet event on the bottom and laundry day on the top:

@fentybeauty

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But back to RiRi in ELLE. She actually got three covers (which you can see below). As for the ELLE interview, rather than just get any shmuck writer like us to do all of it, she took questions from her famous friends like Laverne Cox and…David Copperfield? Okay, sure.

Laverne Cox: You’ve had so many iconic fashion moments and take so many risks. The iconic CFDA Awards Adam Selman dress in 2014 – what gave you the courage to take that risk that was so perfect and elegant yet daring?

Rihanna: Dear Laverne, I took advantage of my titties before they go south. I saw my window, and I took it.

David Copperfield: I’m not kidding, this is a real offer: I can make you disappear and reappear anywhere in the world. Where do you want to go, and why?

Rihanna: Ten minutes before I lost my virginity…and I’m holding you to that offer. LOL.

Who in hell would want to go back to that?! I would never want to go to the backseat of a Ford Explorer that oddly smells of Long John Silver’s (and, no, that wasn’t a name for his piece) and cheap tequila, where the only foreplay is asking about what your major is going to be once classes start (this is a hypothetical scenario, obviously!).

ELLE also asked what the craziest shit she had ever worn, to which she replied, “A corset!” Ha! She showed up to the Met Ball this year looking like the shredded underside of a mawmaw’s floral couch, but rocking some Oregon Trail fashion is the craziest shit ever? Methinks Big Bird feels slighted she didn’t give him a name drop.

Pics: Solve Sundsbo/ELLE

25 Comments

  1. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    Riri looks better.

  2. My one regret…not fully living in my perky boobie phase. You know, before breastfeeding a human. Ugh…if only I had a time machine. I’d be bra-less as much as possible. *sigh* Anyway- Rihanna can have my coins. I support this and her inclusiveness because it’s really not that hard to offer foundations for the masses…the major companies just refused to…and beyond all other reasons I will buy her products as an affront to all things that Kartrashian klan try to peddle.

  3. She has the bearing of a stripper, actually. It’s kind of funny that this has gone mainstream with her.

  4. That sucks. If you go to her Fenty site, the colors seem to be truer to what’s being offered.

  5. I took a look at her line at Sephora today and it really looks fantastic! There are soooooo many shades.

    Also, goddamn she’s gorgeous. She easily could’ve been a model if this whole pop star thing never happened.

  6. “Dear Laverne, I took advantage of my titties before they go south.” 😂 That’s because of comments like that that I like Rihanna. The girl doesn’t take herself too seriously, she’s quite daring with her make-up and outfits and it seems like she’s enjoying herself while doing it.

    I’m really impressed with her make-up line, already. First of all, her launch ad was super-inclusive and featured women with every skin tone, so for that alone I wanted to buy something from Fenty Beauty. Also, she always seem to have the perfect base and make-up on her skin, so I was very interested to see which products she and her team would come up with. And lo and behold she did not disappoint.

    I thought the packaging looked great and sleek and the products are reasonably priced. I ended up buying one of the Killawatt highlighter duo and her foundation. And she came up with about 40 shades for the foundation, kudos for that ! From the products I tested at Sephora it looks like they all come in at least one shade/tone that would suit the fairest to the darkest of us. I command her for that. Big make-up brands out there should take a hint, if Rihanna can do it, they have no excuse for how small their shade ranges are.

  7. I pretty much hate pop music as well now. I cant listen to much past the year 2000.

  8. playa's dire twat

    Her dancing is goddamn awful, it’s true. I hate pop in general and am a music snob but I have really enjoyed a few Rhianna songs.

  9. Ah interesting

  10. she is. just a few weeks ago there were pics of them. He was hiding and she was helping him. They’ve been trying to keep it under wraps for a while now.

  11. Is she still?? Haven’t heard anything about that in months

  12. I think she’s hot and can sing alright. She’s no Whitney but I love her music. I also like her no fucks given attitude. She is not a good role model for young girls though. Not at all

  13. That is how I feel about her and other female pop stars that are worshiped here.

  14. playa's dire twat

    If you do get to go ever, get with a theme camp and see if you can get early arrival to work. The first part of the week is the best part – all the right people. On about Thursday you can feel the vibe change and it’s gearing up to become Giant Desert Drug Rave all weekend. The people who are there just to party and act out are the absolute worst.

    I’m in California so we have a huge regional community and I’m close enough to have been out to playa a few times. It truly was an amazing experience but it’s exhausting and has changed so much, and not for the good.

    And if you’re ever burning in NorCal, drop me a line. Also the Morris Burn Hotel in Reno if you’re ever in the area.

  15. shes also not wearing a bra which is probably making them look fuller.

    I think she just gained weight. those legs are looking thicker as well.
    But MY GOD! she looks fuckin gorgeous. Voluptuous. Im running out of adjectives to describe her. I just wanna sit and stare at her face.

  16. shes dating a damn good looking billionaire right now so i think shes doing a-OK.

  17. I dont understand her success. Sure she is a beauty but she cant sing or dance and shes always drugged up. Why would anyone want to look up to that? Great role model for young woman, it would be ok if there was a message behind it, but its just sucking money from the public. I just find her kind of dull and boring. Her choice in men isn’t that great either. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  18. Been to so many regionals but not the big one due to distance and $$$, so eager to go but don’t like the idea of a burn full of the wrong folks.

  19. Envying those perky boobs too.

  20. playa's dire twat

    As I said, they’re not hurting for douche out there. The rich folks and their plug and play camps are ruining everything. Coachella has just been way worse for way longer.

  21. playa's dire twat

    There were a shit ton of drug related fatalities out there last year, too. It’s so high profile now that it is attracting entirely the wrong crowd and everything has changed. There’s a lot of theft, vandalism, fights, and bad drugs now and that didn’t used to be the case at all.

    Once everyone becomes aware of something and starts going, it ruins it. Coachella used to be something special, too.

  22. playa's dire twat

    I swear it’s like the rest of my body isn’t even aware that I have boobs. Fat goes right on by.

  23. No, photoshop could fix all that.

  24. I have no stake in makeup, but I hope it trounces any line the Kardashians put out.

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