Robert Pattinson Acknowledged Those Ridiculous Trump Tweets From 2012

As you’re probably aware, when Donald Trump isn’t engaged in terrifying nuclear dick-measuring competitions with equally jackhole dictators, he likes to tweet. This isn’t a new thing. He’s has had his stubby little fingers all over the Twitter bird for some time now. (There’s hotlines you can call, Twitter Bird.) Case in point – Trump’s bizarre 2012 Twitter meltdown over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s break-up. Trump begged Robert to dump the sullen cheatin’ chick in several tweets. (And get with him? It was never really clear.) In an interview that RPattz did with Entertainment Weekly, those tweets were brought up and he was all philosophical about it. Which is annoying because you wish he’d be “yeah, dude’s round-the-bend nuts.” But deep-thinking sparklepires gotta be deep-thinking sparklepires, I guess. And, hey, this interview didn’t broach the subject of jerking off dogs. So that’s a plus.

Kristen Stewart already gave her thoughts about the tweets and now it was Robert Pattinson’s turn:

[Laughs] I think there’s so many different levels of it. Your identity exists on many different planes at the same time and they all can be quite different from each other.

When he said that, it didn’t really mean anything. But I guess now I’m sort of thinking, like, “Well, I guess that is related to me.”

Well, yeah, he used your name. I mean, come on, not even a side-eye when you look back on it?

But how does that fit in with all the other things going on in my life? And sometimes you think, “Can I use this in my acting? Or should I be putting it away.”

Everything POTUS does should be put away, but that’s beside the point. Use it in your acting? Use it as an excuse to build a panic room that can deflect nukes! No, really, how do you feel about it? This is way more important than having to backpedal on your claim that you were asked to manually pleasure a dog.

It’s kind of interesting, I guess. I don’t know — this could be why people get annoyed with me.

Pretty much! *eye-roll*

Pic: WENN

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  3. Now I know why he and fka twigs are together.

  4. Clever Moniker

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  5. Ugh this Frankenstein looking douche can’t even come across as likable when talking about how insane it is that the president of the United States used to rant about his relationship on Twitter.

  6. Yeah he’s pedaling some movie about a pretty boy drug dealer who gets locked up and Robert is his brother who tries to rob banks to bail him out.

    I can’t decide if the guy is attractive because the only pics of him seem I can find are him with RPatz or their skinny Shia the Beef looking director.

    http://www.awardscircuit.co

  7. Drugs.Drugs are bad, mmmmmmkay?

  8. ThenTheLordMadeYolettie

    I must not be on the right ones then…….he’s made me like kstew. I’m starting to think their relationship wasn’t publicity driven but rather she was getting a bonus for being his service aid. He radiates special.

  9. When he takes a bad picture, its very very bad. But when he takes a good picture, I’m all….hmmmmmmmm

  10. Yeah. I don’t like his face, but he’s okay. In fact I want to see his new movie, whats it called, Good Time or something

  11. I think he’s the only reason I’m interested in wrestling. *wipes drool*

  12. Well, it doesn’t translate at all into cannabis-ease, so I may have to agree with you.

  13. Damn! I want that gorgeous pale ginger.

  14. Jolie spews the same kind of choppy word salads.

  15. I was thinking the same thing but if we shave all the layers of hipster pseudo intellectual shit, I think he’s trying to say “I don’t give a shit”.

  16. Why is this bland guy all over here all of a sudden? he must have a movie to peddle, but still.. why?

  17. True! But he hasn’t pursued any big roles since Twilight. He’s not in any Marvel or DC movies. He’s been mostly in small supporting roles in indie films with avant garde directors. He’s really not famehoing much at all so I can’t figure out why he gets so much hate.

  18. GypsyVanner

    Does this guy own one shirt? I swear he’s constantly wearing that striped one buttoned all the way up with no tie.

  19. VeryOldSyntheticBabyBat

    Foot Face is just an Arse..
    He makes Kristen look interesting

  20. He went all string theory with the different planes comment…or….
    https://media.giphy.com/med

  21. Goober_Pyle

    Phoebe is far more interesting.

  22. Goober_Pyle

    Because there is still a push to make people believe that they were ever a real couple.

  23. Goober_Pyle

    “Can I use it in my acting”? What acting?

  24. Kiki_Zinnias

    Does poor Rob have a publicist.? Because they would point out that if he hadn’t met the listless permanently sullen Kristen Stewart during twihard auditions – where she took a shine to him -his claim to fame would be dying in a Harry Potter movie. Period. Note to Rob stop the try hard pseudo-intellectual posturing and learn how to complete a full sentence. Embrace it.

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