Kylie Jenner Is A Surgeon-Altered Inspiration To Young Women Everywhere

Kylie Jenner is more than just what you’d get if a funhouse mirror reflection of current-day Kim Kardashian came to life. According to the man responsible for turning Kylie and some of her sisters into uncanny valley versions their former selves, Dr. Simon Ourian, 20-year-old Kylie Jenner is actually a heroic inspiration to young women looking to nip, tuck, stuff, and fill their faces without feeling guilty about it.

Dr. Simon spoke with WWD (via People) about one of his most famous injection sites (aka Kylie’s face). He says that ever since Kylie confessed to having “temporary” lip fillers, young women have been fearlessly lining up at the door of his office.

“When she first talked about her minimal cosmetic procedures I saw a new trend of younger women who suddenly felt empowered to unapologetically want to look more beautiful. It’s like Kylie single-handedly gave a whole generation the ticket to a more enhanced version of themselves,” Dr. Ourian explains.

“I had treated hundreds of celebrities before but very few of them were bold enough to share their secrets with such transparency. Her influence was much that what was once a taboo has now become a bragging right. People want to brag about having their lips done. My social media patients put up a selfie with me so that they can say they came to our office.”

Such bravery, and all because of Kylie Jenner! Sure, she pretty much lied about it for months before she finally came clean, but everyone who has ever gotten work done truly owes her a debt of gratitude. I don’t think it’s too soon to present Kylie with a lifetime achievement award in the field of plastic surgery excellence. You know, since she already looks like she’s had a lifetime of work done.

Speaking of the work she’s allegedly had done, someone had an ice sculpture made of Kylie’s body for her 20th birthday party. What a great idea; it starts out looking like present-day Kylie, then the ass and titties melt off, and you’re left with a sculpture of pre-surgeries Kylie. Two for the price of one!

Kylie has another reason to celebrate this week. Did you know Kylie’s little makeup company, Kylie Cosmetics, has made almost half a billion dollars? Let’s all weep together. According to WWD, Kris Jenner revealed to them last week that her youngest moneymaker’s makeup company made $420 million in 18 months of retail sales. To compare, Tom Ford Beauty (owned by Estee Lauder) reportedly hit the $500 million mark after a decade of sales.

Kylie Cosmetics is reportedly on track to see a 25% sales increase this year. If that growth trajectory continues, Kylie’s company could hit a billion dollars by 2022. Don’t forget to thank your big sister when that happens, Kylie.

Obviously, Kris Jenner is just so proud of her – I mean – Kylie’s success.

Khloe Kardashian reportedly left (then deleted) the following the following comment on that picture: “We are dead to her now.” Oh Khloe, that’s silly. Your time of death isn’t officially called until you can’t make her anymore money.

Pic: Instagram

25 Comments

  1. Old school sure, billionaire not so much. You’re equating money with class and decency. Very few billionaires are decent, they wouldn’t be billionaires if they were.

  2. Right on! I was a print model with top agencies in the 80’s and there was NEVER a mention to undergo plastic surgery in order to alter one’s appearance, in my experience. Lose too much weight, sure. F**k the occasional financial backer, yeh. Underage, part of the deal. But we looked like human beings. It’s such a reality-contaminated cesspool now, and the editors are abetting it :PP

  3. There’s already a backlash on the Daily Fail, of all places. Trying to remember, when I first engaged the services of their *ugh* clinic, I think there was a brother involved, no more.

  4. I know! It is so sad, and so many young girls are dressing to emulate them. They look like nothing but trashy whores.

  5. I agree, but sadly Kris Jenner would sue for use of her name, and then make more money. She is evil.

  6. Actually doc, Kylie is the product of a family born to hate their natural selves. She was exploited by the people who were supposed to protect her to alter her looks and bring in fame and money with no concern for her emotional well-being. If anything, she is an inspiration for girls who have little to no self-esteem and her “mother” (in quotation marks as PMK is a mother only in the biological sense) is an inspiration to predatory parents willing to sacrifice their own flesh and blood for the sake of fame and fortune.

  7. svetlanabanana

    & they’re not gonna. Young women who get breast implants (and breast implants that big) have bodies that haven’t yet settled in their natural, permanent shape, and often have trouble with old breast implants later in life. Thankfully for her she’s got the money for an upgrade when that time comes.

  8. svetlanabanana

    Did he just say that young women were ’empowered’ to want cosmetic surgery?…….
    that’s it I am fed up with this world. kim jong un can nuke us all now. bye

  9. Taffy Lindley

    Catch!!! Haha, Yeah! if you’re Fishing for Brown Eels in a muddy river!!!!!

  10. Taffy Lindley

    K’s live around there… They have no class. Go to the Starbucks on Kanan Rd and you will see so many nice mannered, relaxed people. If anything they are all waaay tooo skinny lol

  11. Taffy Lindley

    Aww, well for me, I love old-school 😀 “Children don’t speak unless spoken to and are seen not heard” There is nothing nicer than a Polite kid, and I’m not kids person. My family is smack dab in Thousand Oaks,

  12. So….I went to Los Angeles for a business meeting back in January. One of my colleagues took us to some back alleys for some shopping fun, I have never bought anything from them…but that day I bought all her lip kits for $1 buck a piece. I made my cousins (3 graduated from HS this past May) baskets full of all the Kylie lipsticks. All throughout the alleys they had boxes and boxes of her lip kits; even though they were one dollar the people were buying Anastasia, MAC and other recognized brands. I was wondering if they were fake or the ones that “fall off the truck.” I ended up buying a Anastasia BH highlighter pallet…..I took it to Ulta and my friend that works there told me I got a legit pallet (we examined both) and played with the store one and my back alley purchase…for 10 bucks. I don’t know if they’re legit lip kits….all I know is I just want them (this waste of society) to GO AWAY!!!!

  13. raincoaster

    Hard to tell, since they’re ALWAYS wearing Spanx.

  14. LOL

  15. ButterscotchKrimpet

    They’re new. They haven’t settled yet. :-/

  16. ButterscotchKrimpet

    Prove me wrong:
    Every time these slores walk out trying to make Spanx happen as outerwear, it is after they’ve had one of their regular fat transfer surgeries. Gotta keep those areas covered and compressed so they heal…

  17. DianaFofana

    Oh, but she CLAIMS it’s from a bra and not implants! Right…

  18. Yes, crazy isn’t it.

  19. Uh, she shared “with such transparency” because it was blatantly obvious she’d had work done. Got to love how proud he is about the uptick in business. Anyone who looks up to the Klan deserves to go broke trying to look like bloated balloon sacks.

  20. Berry Melon

    That’s idolization for you, it works wonders for the rich, powerful ‘n famous.

  21. Ohnononohun

    This is very unprofessional on his part.

  22. Mr.Rogers' Leather Jacket

    Her face has that puffy, squishy “big” look to it that reminds me of Tori Spelling’s face.

  23. newyawkerfahuh

    i was going to say she is morphing into blac chyna!

  24. you are correct! Poor hookers…gotta keep hooking

  25. newyawkerfahuh

    bitch needs a silkwood shower for sure!

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