Selena Gomez Has Joined The Cast Of Woody Allen’s Latest Project

There are Hollywood types who would get the dry heaves and hiss “hard pass” if their agents were to suggest working on a project with Woody Allen. And then there are others, who are like “What repeat allegations of repulsive pedo behavior? Sign me up!” The list is shockingly long, and it’s got a couple new names to add to it.

The Hollywood Reporter says that Selena Gomez has signed on to Woody Allen’s next project for Amazon Studios. She joins a cast that also includes Elle Fanning and Timothee Chalamet (from Call Me by Your Name). Nothing else about the film is known, like if Woody Allen scrapped the usual contract and asked Selena to agree to the film by signing his favorite issue of V Magazine instead.

Woody’s latest movie with Amazon Studios, Wonder Wheel (aka the movie starring Justin Timberlake and Kate Winslet), is set to premiere at the New York Film Festival in October. This next film will probably get underway after all of that.

Selena has said recently she can’t wait to be not famous. She picked the wrong project if privacy is what she’s after. You don’t exactly fly under the radar when you sign on to work with Hollywood’s creepy uncle. But I’m sure her publicist has already prepared for it. Like asking Kristen Stewart’s publicist for tips on navigating those awkward conversations about choosing to work with Woody. And maybe her publicist can hire a gag-suppression coach to help Selena through the awkward part of the press tour where Woody inevitably grosses everyone out by admitting he cast her after watching her on his second favorite Disney Channel show, Wizards of Waverly Place.



  1. Take_a_seat

    I do not understand their reasoning? Just because he had some bops I am supposed to forget he is a psychopath? They can all burn in hell together as far as I am concerned.

  2. You in danger, girl.

  3. Oh, and least I be remiss, Woody can fuck off; he’s loathesome.

  4. my_bed_is_my_castle

    Gotta sign her on when she still looks underage.

  5. Not defending her here, (that’s a diclaimer, folks), but maybe she couldn’t pass up the role. Or she idolozes his work. Perhaps, in her eyes, it is justified because of her career, and it is worth the “cost”. That’s her decision, I suppose, however, I don’t support that decison. I won’t be seeing any of her movies, again, that’s for sure.

  6. ShiroKabocha

    I never knew she was married to George Clooney. What an upgrade!

  7. GothyMcGotha

    Great minds! I just commented practically the same thing because it’s so true.

  8. GothyMcGotha

    Probably cast her because she looks like a 12 year old. Right Woody? That’s how you like them?

  9. Diana Death

    Ew, pedophile bullshit.

  10. :O Well, that’s new news to me. Bummer–she seemed like a cool chick.
    And the comments to that article are ATROCIOUS. Those Fist defenders would not last five posts here on the D.

  11. Meryl is one of my biggest pet peeves. I have no doubt she is an acting legend but damn take a seat with the moral superiority bs. And then everyone wants to kiss her ass.

  12. TheFantasticMrsFarts

    I’ve never seen any of his movies. They all looked too dumb for words.

  13. Makes perfect sense since she looks twelve. God, I hate Woody Allen.

  14. Mr. Jumbo says Allen should die in a hentai death. Don’t know what that means, but pretty sure I love him.

  15. She only tastes 12. He won’t know the difference.

  16. Laura Palmer

    he’s a letch

  17. Laura Palmer

    woody has to get his…ugh i can’t GROSS

  18. Miss_Betroot


  19. VeryOldSyntheticBabyBat

    These are her crap decisions. She’s an adult not some ingenue in a baby doll dress who spilled the Hawaian Punch. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  20. giddybeaver

    Why Do Young Stars Like Selena Gomez Work With Woody Allen?
    Worth a read:

  21. Miss_Betroot

    Talia Balsam is a generous woman!:D

  22. So disappointing. Get your shit together Hollywood.

  23. Immodest Goddess

    *Am I the only one that liked that movie?*

  24. Immodest Goddess

    Excuse me? You’re WHAT!!?!

    *flashed John’s wedding ring and raises eyebrow*

  25. Immodest Goddess

    Oh my GOD Antz was horseshit wrapped in scabies!!!!

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