Open Post: Hosted By A Japanese Chicken Chain’s New Sauce – Girl Singer Sweat

You’ll pardon the absence of color in my face. I just got back from yakking up my lunch after reading the first part of this story. Japanese chicken takeout chain Tenka Torimasu specializes in fried chicken with dipping sauces. I was totally on board with that. Then I kept reading. They’ve recently introduced a new sauce to their condiment lineup. They’re claiming one of the ingredients is girl’s sweat. Who would want to ingest some random’s sweat, you ask? Well, it’s not just any girl. It’s supposedly the sweat of famous Japanese girl singers. Is Hannibal Lecter Tenka Torimasu’s executive chef?

Sora News 24 claims that their new sauce mostly contains the sweat of popular girl group Kamen Joshi. The aspiring superstars are known for performing in Friday the 13th-style hockey masks. I guess we know why there’s enough sweat for enough disgusting sauce to feed a nation. Wearing a hockey mask and a boiler suit while holding a microphone AND a machete must be hard, sweaty work!

This should keep your gorge from rising like mine did – the sauce doesn’t really contain sweat. It’s a marketing ploy and is actually just salt, lemon juice, and cheese. That’s a relief. After writing about Edward Cullen maybe being asked to jack off a dog, human excretion-flavored chicken was just too much.

Pic: Sora News 24

25 Comments

  1. LoopyGorilla

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  3. Lefemmenikita

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  4. Doll Parts

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  10. You know, I’m not big on making one’s home a fortress in principle but I think it’s possible to protect yourself without ruining your relationship with the neighbour and I’d say if someone is threatening them, do whatever it takes to make sure this someone doesn’t wander in your front door by mistake.
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  12. Bob White the bird.

    Hmmm. I’m thinking he is a damn mess. Maybe attention whoring? Not to shame him or anything but that child will do anything for a lick of attention. Can’t believe we are talking about him. Also, nick is on tv so…?

  13. Wanton Wonton

    Two for one night at the bathhouse, Gladys? Is hubby getting a Hawaiian spit roast?

  14. CaliCheeseSucks

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