Guess he’s not with her! Prince Henrik of Denmark is married to Queen Margrethe II (both pictured above). Sounds like a rosy existence, right? WRONG! Prince Pouty Pants is more like it, because People reports Prince Henrik is pissed off he never got the title of King when his wife ascended the throne… in 1972. Boy can hold a grudge! He’s so miffed over not having equal billing with Margrethe, that he’s now saying he refuses to be buried next to her in a sarcophagus built just for them.
He told a French paper his reasoning:
“It makes me angry that I am subjected to discrimination. Denmark, which is otherwise known as an avid defender of gender equality, is apparently willing to consider husbands as worth less than their wives.”
Hear that, women making 78 cents on the dollar? Put a tissue in it, because this is REAL gender discrimination! Prince H has been bitching about his lackluster title, and the people of Denmark have basically told him to pick up the phone and call a waaaaaambulance. They’re sick of his shit. Queen Elizabeth II‘s husband Prince Philip must crank call this guy on a daily basis for being such a weenie!
I couldn’t really find out why Henrik never got the title he desired, but if he’s been wearing ties like the one in the photo his whole life, I don’t blame the royal committee from saying “Hard pass!” to that. Actually, it seems like they didn’t want bitches getting confused as to who really had claim to the throne since Queen Marge was the first female monarch in centuries. Because Henry has self-conscious balls the size of raisins, he’s now going to skip out on the glass sarcophagus a sculptor spent seven years crafting to include a base of silver elephants. Don’t worry, Marge. He seems like nobody you want to deal with in day-to-day life, let alone the afterlife. More room in a first class coffin for you! Send that basic to coach.