Transgender advocate of one Caitlyn Jenner must think the T in LGBTQ can also stand for trolling the community. Then again, that’s me assuming Caitlyn thinks, and you know what they say about assuming something. In this case though, the person making an ass of themselves is most definitely Caitlyn.
Caitlyn was seen zipping around Malibu in a little red and white sports car yesterday. You know a story is going to a bad place when it starts out with Caitlyn Jenner behind the wheel of a car. While Caitlyn was tearing around, she was wearing a Make America Great Again hat.
Caitlyn Jenner Shows Support for Trump after Transgender Ban https://t.co/MvgMVc3vNf
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 4, 2017
In case you’re confused, let me clarify a little: this is the same Caitlyn Jenner who was just so outraged!!1! last week about Trump’s transgender military ban announcement. It’s a good thing those MAGA hats don’t spontaneously combust from exposure to hypocrisy. Even Caitlyn’s old krew think her hat is tacky.
That hat really does three things for Caitlyn. One, it keeps the sun off her face (gotta protect your investment). Two, it tells her best pal Trump that she’s sorry for calling him out on the internet like that, and please please please don’t pull that golf invitation. Three, it shows loyalty to the cause and let’s everyone know Caitlyn is ready to make America great again. And with White House jobs coming available on a bi-weekly basis, maybe they’ll consider looking at Caitlyn’s resume? She’s always had her eye on a career in politics, and it’s not like she has anything else going on at the moment. And you know she’s just dying for a Dancing With the Stars offer.