Open Post: Hosted By The Selfie-Taking Woman Who Murdered $200,000 Worth Of Art

Hey, least she didn’t die. A gal at an art show in L.A. was trying to take a selfie of herself. Hilarity Tragedy ensued when she bumped into a column, which triggered a domino effect, destroying over $200,000 worth of artwork. My dearly departed father used to get super-pissed at us whenever we’d spill anything at the kitchen table. We never knew why, it might have had something to do with his family not having a lot of money when he was a kid. He would have been WROUGHT at this poor lady.

The works were by Hong Kong-based artist Simon Birch. In the destroyer’s defense, the L.A. Times (via Some News) DID describe the show as extremely suited to social media.

“Oh, the selfies you’ll make at L.A.’s 14th Factory, where the art is so social. Our Instagram tour,” and wrote that the show, made up of crowns, was a “series of wondrous, over-the-top sets for the perfect selfie.”

You can watch the carnage below. Hopefully, she has a ton of followers on Instagram so she can score a FitTea contract to pay off her debt.

Pic: YouTube


  1. Why is she wearing long sleeves AND black in the middle of the summer?

  2. I wondered something similar a while back. I asked why our dog would walk past the cool, clear tap water we put in their water bowl and will instead drink from the puddle of rainwater that would collect in a bucket in the front yard. Eventually we stumbled onto the idea that they like it because it was more natural tasting compared to the chlorinated, fluoridated water out of the faucet. Maybe it’s similar with smells. Instead of the heavily chemical smells of air fresheners and soaps, maybe they prefer a more natural scent, even if we consider it a “bad” smell.

  3. Castlevania is based on the Castlevania 3 (on the NES). I really loved the series and I’m happy to hear it’s been renewed for a second season consisting of eight episodes.

  4. So sad. She was actually cute before – now she looks like a blow up plastic Barbie.

  5. When I was staying with my aunt and uncle for a while as a teen I was going through a “I don’t wear socks” phase. My shoes reeked hardcore obviously. Their dog would sleep with his head buried in my shoe.

  6. AsdfjklmNope

    Why do cats like that smelly sneaker smell esp. when they’re supposed to have such a greater sense of smell than us, you’d think it would be that much worse!

  7. Lefemmenikita

    Looks like Floof Lion and Kiddo aren’t thrilled with their new brother Puff :p

  8. The Roaring 20's

    How old is she?

  9. Apropos!

  10. I’m doing swell. Had a good day and about to make a quesadilla and veg out

  11. Thanks it was a good day

  12. Barbra Please

    I could never have a tattoo cause I know I’d want to change it or remove it a year or two later

  13. runic2627

    I think MK would make it ‘Thank You For Being a Friend’.

  14. Sounds like you had a great time! Good for you. You deserve it.

  15. Oh jeez. Sometimes I miss the forest for the trees lol. How are you Salty?

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