ASkars And The Brit Fashion Chick Are Over

It seems like the life has been sucked out of vampire Eric and Alexa Chung‘s relationship. After more than two years together, Alexander Skarsgard and Alexa Chung are done. Thank God, because “Alex&Alexa sounds like an IKEA ottoman and its slipcover.

But he’s not spending his nights all sad at home. Page Six says that Nordic hottie Alexander Skarsgard took a vacation from my wet dreams (oh, back off, prudes!) and went out with (Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex) model (well, duh) Toni Garrn. They went on a blind date to the Dairy Queen in Montauk last weekend. Just kidding, Dairy Queen is too nice a place for a first date!

However, it doesn’t sound like Alex and Toni will go out with each other again. A source said, “They didn’t hit it off big-time. There may not be a second date in the cards.” Maybe it’s too soon for Tarzan?

But back to Alexa. Along with making me scratch my head as to why Alexa is viewed as such a *Hi-FAhShUN mUuUuZZzzzzzZZe* to sartorialists everywhere, she has been a bit of a Jane of the Jungle, swinging from A-Lister to A-Lister. She dated the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys for a while, as well as a lengthy line-up of other rockers. Some even speculated Chris Martin was the jade egg in her vagine, and therefore why Gwyneth Paltrow and the Frodo of white people music consciously uncoupled. In short, I’m jealous.



  1. My theory: she’s posh and well connected, and also so ordinary-looking that lots of UK fashion editors pumped her up as A Thing, because they are also ordinary-looking, and they tried to make her happen because then they can be Happening too, or something. Like, the plain-Janes of fashion promoting one of their own. I don’t know. Her Wiki page is amusing, because it’s all these paragraphs, every media appearance lovingly curated and noted and at the end you still don’t know why she’s supposed to be A Thing. “College drop-out UK trendies like for some reason” would have been more succinct,

  2. Puggygirl_

    It contains ‘between 5 and 25 calories..’ *deletes browser history*

  3. Puggygirl_

    I agree. Who cares and all of that but I agree.

  4. Puggygirl_

    He was pretty hawt in it (when he wasn’t being a ragey asshole!)

  5. GothyMcGotha

    I bet she spits because swallowing means extra calories.

  6. GothyMcGotha

    Oh my gosh that’s so cute! That preying mantis is wearing a denim outfit! I wonder how its owner got it to do that…

  7. I can understand her hype, from a British POV. I’ve always been checking her style and I love it. I remember when she started in radio/tv, and always thought she left that way too early, she was good.

  8. Skarsgaard has a dwerp face imo.

  9. craigypants

    i got nothing. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  10. Me 2

  11. Cauliflower


  12. LoopyGorilla

    I don’t know why she is famous, except that she did a few episodes of Gok’s fashion thing.

  13. LoopyGorilla

    Lesson #1 Not eating food leaves more room for eating dick

  14. Cauliflower

    big little lies.I hated him – there are no redeeming qualities for him. He was the worst asshole of a husband. So hot, but so twisted.

  15. GuapaMole

    2 basic 2 b cute. The 2 of ’em.

  16. Heathen the Horrible

    Never understood MK’s obsession with him until Big Little Lies. I wanted to lick his suit off him—not going to lie

  17. Kylimayrow

    He isn’t hot. I have always gotten a creepy, kid touching vibe from him. Yuck!

  18. The after is what I call Concentration Camp Chic.

  19. Dingle Barry

    Oh, dahling. She utterly fabulous, but so not my type.

  20. There are tons of Swedish men who are utterly fabulous. Sick handsome. Maybe she just prefers you. 🙂

  21. Dingle Barry


  22. Dingle Barry

    I never think about either of them. I fantasize about my son’s gardner more frequently than this snicker doodle.

  23. If he isn’t gay, I’m a monkey’s uncle.

  24. ChelseaHouskasEyebrows

    Time for me to make my move. To bad I’ve eaten way to much pizza and I’m already in bed. Maybe tomorrow.

  25. Dingle Barry

    I’m getting Alexa Chung confused by an other celeb’s civilian girlfriend with the big facial features. *shrugs*

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