If Pimp Mama Kris strikes sex tape gold
en showers again, this won’t be the first time I write “Kendall,” “Kylie” and “Piss” in a headline.
Whoever is in charge of the clothing crap that Kendall and Kylie Jenner push on their website thought it would be a really good idea to peddle t-shirts with their faces and initials on top of pictures of music icons without getting permission. There’s at least 200 members in PMK’s koven and so you’d think she’d make one of them take a crash course in the law so that dumb shit like this doesn’t happen. PMK should send Sushi Kardashian West to a law class. Sushi seems the smartest of that bunch.
Kendull and Kylie’s site described the t-shits (typo and stays) as “vintage” and they featured the images of The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac Shakur, Ozzy Osbourne, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Metallica and more. If I was at a store and saw a perfectly good Tupac shirt that was ruined by a chunky skid mark of fame whore, I’d think that the shirt would be free since it’d be damaged beyond repair. But Kendall and Kylie were selling them for $125 each! That alone should get them charged with thievery.
It became very clear that Kendall and Kylie didn’t ask permission before tainting the images of those artists when The Notorious B.I.G.’s mom, Voletta Wallace, spit at them for disrespecting and exploiting her son.
Sharon Osbourne followed Voletta’s lead and also dragged Kendall and Kylie:
Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss. pic.twitter.com/BhmuUVrDBn
— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) June 29, 2017
Um, sorry, Sharon, but they don’t even know lip gloss, apparently.
TMZ says that the estate of The Notorious B.I.G. threatened to sue Kendall and Kylie if they didn’t stop selling their ugly shirts. Jeff Jampol, the manager of the Doors and Jim Morrison’s estate, also hit those two with a cease and desist. The t-shirts have since been pulled off of the site. Kendall farted out a sorry and said they’ll learn from this and blah, blah blah, bullshit, blah blah. I’m surprised she didn’t try to turn everyone’s frowns upside down by giving them a Pepsi.
— Kendall (@KendallJenner) June 29, 2017
Voletta, the Osbournes, the Doors and the others should sue them anyway. Band together to bring down the Kartrashians for once and for all! They’d be the world’s greatest heroes in the eyes of humanity. But you know, I totally forgot that Kendall and Kylie had a clothing line. This controversy reminded me of that, so, stunt well played, PMK.