While walking my dog, I sometimes run into one of four types of people:
- An annoying know-it-all person who bosses me around, like telling me that my dog should really be wearing a jacket and a scarf in this freezing 65 degree weather.
- An annoying dog person who thinks our dogs should be friends. My dog is like me, he doesn’t like hanging around his own kind!
- An annoying person who asks to pet my dog. I don’t have time for that!
- An annoying person who doesn’t ask to pet my dog and just does it without asking for permission. I really don’t have time for that!
One of TMZ’s camera dudes is type #4 and it got him a bitching out by Jennifer Lawrence. JLaw was coming out of LAX, and TMZ’s camera dude asked her about her private plane having to make an emergency landing a couple of weeks ago. She ignored him and while waiting for her people to open up her SUV door for her, he tried to make friends with her dog Pippi. He put his hand up to Pippi and JLaw put a stop to that shit by picking up her dog and blowing this air kiss of love: “Don’t touch my dog, you fucking loser!“
TMZ’s camera dude discovered that his new favorite kink is getting cursed out by Jennifer Lawrence in public. He loved it.
— TMZ (@TMZ) June 27, 2017
You know, Pippi did look pretty scared, and that could’ve been from all the camera flashes or from TMZ’s dude trying try to pet her, but then again, I probably would look permanently traumatized too if I spent a long period of time with Chris Martin.