Brad Pitt And Sienna Miller Were Stroking Each Other At Glastonbury

A couple of months ago, Page Six said that 53-year-old Brad Pitt and 35-year-old Sienna Miller were flirting with each other at a dinner after the premiere for The Lost City of Z. That made sense since it seems like Brad’s tip gets moist for famous boho hos and Sienna loves high drama. Sienna farted on that rumor by saying it was “predictable and silly.” But The Sun says that at Glastonbury over the weekend, Brad and Sienna had their hands all over each other backstage and couldn’t stop “stroking” one another. We all know what they mean by “stroking,” (or do we?) but let me just have the image of Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller stroking each other’s fuck parts in front of a crowd who wondered if they were on a serious kind of molly and hallucinating or if PiSi was on a serious kind of molly.

A source tells The Sun that Brad and Sienna stroked on each other early Saturday morning in the VIP area backstage before going off to a private Winnebego to make that thing rock (or fill that thing with snores since it was after 3 in the damn morning).

“Brad and Sienna couldn’t keep their hands off each other, touching and stroking each other at every opportunity. They seemed really intimate. Brad had been keeping a relatively low profile at the festival, but emerged with the masses at 3am to link up with Sienna after she’d spent the night partying with their mutual pal Bradley Cooper and Noel Gallagher in the VIP Park backstage bar.

They seemed keen to get away from prying eyes and made a dash for the Rabbit Hole, the festival’s underground and exclusive venue, with a group of friends and were inseparable as they waited to go inside. The party was cut short and they had to leave after five minutes because the venue was closing. Bradley Cooper left and Brad and Sienna headed back arm in arm to their private Winnebego.”

A different source tells The Daily Star (I know, I know) that Brad and Sienna were also kissing backstage. Brad’s rep refused to comment when The Daily Mail asked him about this. New Idea also said that Brad recently went out on a date with 53-year-old Elle Macpherson, who has split from her billionaire husband.

If Brad and Sienna really did touch mouths and stroke each other at Glastonbury, I’m sure someone took grainy pictures and are currently shopping them around to the highest bidder. How is Sienna going to deny that shit if pictures come out? Actually, it’d be easy to explain. She could say that she was only putting her mouth on Brad’s to stop him from talking about his stupid art. Or she could say that she was at Glastonbury, and since they put Ecstasy in the bottled water at musical festivals, she was rolling hard and “stroking” anything and everything around her. It’s true, Ecstasy turns you into a massage therapist on meth. Case in point: my “friend” giving a back massage to a giant speaker at a rave in the late-90s.

Pics: The Sun, Getty


  1. She’s gorgeous in that one.
    ‘Factory Girl’ was the reason I cut all my hair. Man, that was the perfect haircut.

  2. And yet again I will say kids knowing about what goes on in the world them doesn’t require them to go out a help others.

  3. craigypants

    Poor Angie wasn’t invited.

  4. Agree to disagree.

  5. You said it perfectly.

  6. Ariana-Kaelita

    Its not being ignorant. There is a time and a place and even an age to know about these things. Kids really need to learn to take care of themselves before trying to go out and help others. I rest my case.

  7. Ariana-Kaelita

    I did give you a solid reason. Children being children is the reason why they can’t change the world. They are not mature enough to understand those issues nor are they even prepared to handle the stress about them.

  8. Fotzelina

    So, there I was, sitting in the garden while the children stroked my pussy.

  9. How is the fact that many children across the globe are victims of rape, war and poverty a fantasy?

    And for the 100th time I NEVER said that encouraging children to know what a fucked up world we live would changed the world.

    But I do believe in children not living a life of ignorance of what is happening outside of their own existence and by doing so as the mature that knowledge can very well make them a better person and hopefully encourage them to take action.

  10. Again I NEVER said by encouraging kids to open their eyes to the REALITY of the rape, war and poverty the MANY of ‘oh so precious’ children you claim to care more about than I do will change the world instantly.

    I just don’t believe in children being blind to what is happening around them and aside from ‘they’re oh so innocent’ you haven’t given me a solid reason to change the way I think.

  11. Ariana-Kaelita

    Because what you and AJ are projecting is not a reality. Its simply not. How can a child be involved in humanitarian issues? Its ridiculous to even suggest they should do something about it.
    Most kids don’t even what rape is. Why would you want to tell them about that? Its stupid and unnecessary.
    And at the end of the day, these kids don’t really care about whats going on in the world. They are busy with their own life.
    And if Angelina want to see kids be a change, then she should maybe think about making some of her own changes. Like seeing a shrink? Putting her own damn kids in school? Letting them have a chance at normalcy?

  12. Ariana-Kaelita

    I am not projecting my own beliefs. You are though.
    How will it benefit them learning about war, poverty and rape at such a young age? How will that improve their lives or how will it help them grow as individuals?
    You still don’t understand. What Angelina and you are projecting is simply not a reality. Kids do not have any sort of power to make these kinds of changes. No matter how we would like see it happen.
    They can learn about these things when they are older. Not when they are young kids.

  13. And how does encouraging kids to see the world for what it is stand in the way of getting an education, learning new skills and etc?

  14. You projecting your own beliefs. Again I’m not saying let’s throw kids into a war zone, I just don’t see anything wrong with being fucking honest with kids and letting them know what a fucked up world we live on. Sorry not sorry.

  15. Ariana-Kaelita

    The message she is sending is simply a fantasy and not realistic.
    Kids are better off living a normal childhood, getting an education, learning new skills,etc.

  16. Ariana-Kaelita

    Why do other children have to be exposed to that as well?
    Let kids be kids. Stop projecting what you or Angelina or what other PC people think kids should do for the world. Its not their job to go off playing humanatrians. Thats for the adults. Its not being ignorant. Its about letting them live their lives normally.

  17. GuapaMole

    I hear ya. The intent of my original post was not a semantics match but to (hopefully) point out that sometimes we have emotional bias’ that make us unintentionally say misogynistic/bigoted things and I felt like a lot of people were doing that in this thread. When a partner cheats, its easy to hate the one they cheated with. It’s difficult to totally hate the cheater because you love them and it’s easier to believe that some evil temptress stole him away and he was totally powerless to her slutty seductions. Feelings get all jumbled up and anger is misdirected. Happened to me!

  18. But children are exposed to rape, war and poverty because many of them are victims of it. Kids can still be kids and not be ignorant of the harsh reality of the world they live in

  19. Ariana-Kaelita

    I never said they shouldn’t have a say. They however shouldn’t be exposed to rape, war , poverty when they are so young. Thats not the age they need to worry about those things. Whatever happened to kids just being kids?

  20. ioS you believe what children have to say doesn’t matter and we should encourage to keep their mouths shut. Got it.

  21. Not if I don’t find fault in the message that being sent out.

  22. Bruinschick

    If you want to argue semantics, then yes, she technically did not cheat– the man did. But I also believe (JMO) that knowing someone is married and making that conscious decision to cheat is just as bad. But by all means I do NOT believe the woman is always at fault. It takes two to tango.

  23. Ariana-Kaelita

    You should care about a person’s personal history. It does matter in the messages they are trying to send.

  24. Ariana-Kaelita

    You have not given me anything other then some PC bullshit. What you and Angelina are suggesting is a mere fantasy, and is just not a reality.

  25. Ariana-Kaelita

    Its not about coddling them. You need let kids be kids. Yes they can learn about global issues, but not when they are 8, 9 , 10, 11, 12,etc.
    Too young.

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