Open Post: Hosted By Liam Payne Reading Erotic Fantasies About Himself Aloud

One Direction’s Liam Payne is considered sessy to a whole bunch of the group’s fans. Like any pop star, there’s all sorts of filthy fantasies written about him on Tumblr, Twitter, that secret Facebook group you’re in, etc.

Liam was nice enough to sit down for BBC Radio 1’s “Perv Pad” to read aloud what horny people are writing about him online. I was all set for fisting fantasies, but they were remarkably tame. Is there a red-band version of this? Also, that hoodie isn’t really erotic. Can’t he do this topless? This is a big fail, “Perv Pad!” “Only you can dance on me?” Amateurs.

Pic: YouTube

25 Comments

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    Mr Avocado thinks solar energy isn’t a renewable energy source because “the light [solar panels] absorb is lost forever” and once claimed that solar panels are “draining the sun”. He’s also a Flat Earth believer. Nothing makes sense more than dismissing all evidence produced in the field of Physics in favour of your own scientific ignorance and ego.

  2. Geraldinetgorman

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  4. Lol

  5. Spray on abs

    That empty space is the hardest. The hole that used to be filled with love. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  6. GravitaLoco

    I’m so sorry for your loss, it takes forever to get over those little fluffs. I lost my pup last October and I still miss her everyday.

  7. Spray on abs

    Perv.

  8. Spray on abs

    Drooling..Happy Dad.

  9. That is a lovely sight, and my favorite icing. Hope he enjoys it!

  10. 600 lb Teen Mom

    No fucks given for the new pillow babies.

  11. Apologies if I missed this down thread, but it’s being reported that Beyonce’s kids are here. I could give as many fucks about that as I could give for anyone’s babies (read: zero) but I had a little snicker at the BBC’s subtle shade in their headline. Possibly intended, posibly not. But still funny (and this picture is still tacky “bey”ond words)

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  12. 600 lb Teen Mom

    Just finished making a cake from scratch for my dad tomorrow. I haven’t baked anything in a year since I moved. Dark chocolate with whipped icing made from heavy cream:

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  13. lololololololololololol

  14. sweety bitch

    I am really handy, can I join?

  15. Night sweetie! Loved the pictures!

  16. Lefemmenikita

    So sorry Buttery 🙁

  17. Lefemmenikita

    Only if it is like these ones

    http://i.imgur.com/qLrTn.jpg

  18. oh no butters! im so sorry 🙁 i lost one of my schnauzers right before thanksgiving and im still not over it.

  19. sweety bitch

    Try accupuncture, and a accupuncturist where Chinese people go to. It supports your immune system! Big hug x

  20. night! thanks for sharing the photos with me

  21. ButteryTrash

    night jumby

  22. ive had this song in my head for a week

    https://youtu.be/OhuLhcbY_08

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  24. Off to bed. So glad to spend the experience of my day with you. Love you all!!

  25. Girls is actually a good show, I’ve seen her naked a lot lol

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