Open Post: Hosted By Armie Hammer Admitting He Got Boned While Kissing Leo DiCaprio

I’m sorry, Armie, but you’re much too old and not enough of a lingerie model for Leo.

Kinky bitch Armie Hammer (who I always want to call “Arm & Hammer” because I’m sure he hasn’t heard that before) appeared on Watch What Happens Live. Host Andy Cohen asked him a series of questions about the movie J. Edgar. Armie played Clyde Tolson in the film, who was famed FBI director and glass closet inventor J. Edgar Hoover’s secret lover. Leonardo DiCaprio played J. Edgar Hoover, and they make out in the movie. (You can watch a really poor version of that scene here.) Of course, that’s what all of Andy’s questions were about.

Andy gave us the Real Housewives franchise, so he has little to no shame. He asked Armie whether he popped wood when he and Leo were making out. Despite the absence of rope or ball-gags, the answer was a nod and a definite “yes!” We need more upfront celebs like Armie. He’s into BDSM and possibly bisexual and doesn’t care if you know about it. Although, when it comes to the kinky stuff, I’m not sure he realized people can see what you “like” on Twitter.

You can watch that part of the interview here:

Pic: YouTube

25 Comments

  1. Spray on abs

    Just go away. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  2. Flora Posteschild

    Yes, I know I’m supposed to be asleep, with the fruitful male of my acquaintance. https://www.youtube.com/wat… this is a really good song.
    https://www.youtube.com/wat
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  3. I guess pedaling for hours every day like your life depends on it will do that.
    They were impressive enough they caused that photo to go memetic after London. Of course, it helps he’s actually kind of cute.
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  4. Crystalscoble

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  5. Crystalscoble

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  6. Spray on abs

    What the ? It’s like he is carrying saddle bags on his thigh’s.

  7. There is a cyclist from Germany that has the biggest quads I’ve ever seen on a man. Even I think they’re a bit much, but they’re still impressive, if only for the sheer “DAMN!” quality.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  8. Flora Posteschild

    “Death, be not short fingered…”
    http://68.media.tumblr.com/

  9. Manderley

    Soccer players have the best thighs, imo. Bixente Lizarazu’s thighs are everything
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  10. Spray on abs

    Unfortunately insecure men will destroy everything to protect their tiny dicks.

  11. Is the world going to end because of short fingered vulgarians and their envy/resentment of full fingered vulgarians?

    http://theduran.com/wp-cont

  12. Spray on abs

    Fucking thunder thighs. Those could feed a small family.

  13. Flora Posteschild

    I keep meaning to watch the whole short film (Nu = Now) but somehow I keep getting stuck on this clip. Good night, all.
    https://www.youtube.com/wat

  14. So much bureaucratic and outside forces nonsense. Everyone that would have been involved is probably dead so I don’t think anything except a civil case could happen. I don’t want to give anything else away since I don’t know what all you know, but just terribly frustrating all around. So much could and should have been done. I watched all 7 episodes straight so I suggest starting it when you have many hours to watch it.

  15. More please

  16. Yes

  17. I still like Blake because the first 2 seasons of Gossip Girl are kinda fun and my old roommate grew up nextdoor to her and said they were a really nice family. Also, that hair.

  18. Manderley

    I am indeed, yes
    We can say “prendre une mauvaise habitude”, yes, which doesn’t make any sense in English

  19. Mine was “16 Candles”.. i wanted Jake so bad but thought Farmer Ted was adorable.

  20. DrinkyCrow

    Manderly, please forgive my geeky question, but if I recall correctly you are french? I was wondering if when you discuss a bad habit you use the verb “prendre”?

  21. Trash Panda

    she is done with folks’ foolshness.

  22. yeah, I find him attractive.
    *reports self*

  23. DrinkyCrow

    OMG, this is all I saw when Katy Perry was on SNL with that weird backpack guy!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  24. As a lover of thick rugby thighs, I long for the day when THAT trend finally comes back around.
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