Another Teen Mom Might Be Doing Porn

A million years ago (in the 90’s, to be more specific), I knew a lot of teen moms growing up and none of them got paid to be on their own damn TV show. Honestly, the only checks they received came from WIC. That all changed in 2009 when MTV‘s reality series Teen Mom introduced a bunch of girls with babies into our lives.

Fast forward to 2017 where one of the moms, Amber Portwood, may be following in fellow Teen Mom alum (and Dlisted patron saint of bad decision making) Farrah Abraham into the lovely world of having protein slurpees chucked into her face (AKA porn).

US Weekly reports that Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsh recently sat down with Amber and her fiance Matt Baier to discuss a potential sex tape for which she would be given an $85,000 advance as well as 35% of the net revenues. If I was Amber, my clothes would have come off as soon as they said $85,000. E! News said she had this to say about it:

“It’s in consideration. I still have not made up my mind. I am not strapped for cash. I have a nice house, a nice life. I have everything I need. But I’m a business person.”

She also said she could put the money towards “opening rehab centers all over the world.” We’ll all need to check into a rehab center after being subjected to that mess. But as she said, it’s just “in very preliminary talks” right now with Vivid.

“Right now I’m weighing the pros and cons. I’ve called most of my family and they told me they love me no matter what.”

Many find this turn of events contradictory since she became the truest of prudes when Backdoor Farrah decided to buss it wide with a dick inside of her on camera in 2013. And now that Amber is toying with the idea of fake moaning for a Vivid check, Farrah had this to say, according to US Weekly:

“They hope to follow in footsteps of mine, the envy of them wanting to be me never fails. I doubt doing a sex tape at 26 is the right direction. It’s sad how hard Amber tries to be me.”

My main question is, why does Farrah sound like a retired boxer whose taken one too many punches to the head? Or, perhaps she sounds like that from giving too much head?

In any event, the real victims of this fuckery are the kids. Because God forbid they come across their mother’s discount porn videos in a few years and have to go to therapy to get over what they’ve seen. Oh, who am I kidding? Those kids were gonna be in therapy anyway!

Pic: Instagram

25 Comments

  1. Awwww real smart choice. The kids will be so proud.

  2. TheBluebirdOfCrappiness

    Haha, “I’ve called most of my family and they told me they love me no matter what.” I am just imagining in what universe I would be calling any of my folks to spitball the possibility of making a porno.

  3. I’ll skip that movie…Thanks.

  4. Thank you. I think some people let their hatred for certain celebrities cloud their judgement. Of the four Teen Mom girls Amber and Farrah are the only ones who would even consider doing this. Their lives have been documented since they were 16. Anyone looking to use them knows their circumstances. I think Amber’s boyfriend is a user too. He contacted her online but he had already sought out Farrah and Janelle from Teen Mom 2. He started with the ones with the most issues. They didn’t respond so he went to Amber. Then it turned out he had a lot more kids than he claimed and had not been taking care of them. I think he’s using her too bc the girl clearly is desperate for love.

  5. Agree with everything you’ve said. Personally, I feel she is being exploited regardless of how old she is and her “choice” to do this, if she does go through with it.

  6. Her fiancé must need the money. I think he has a lot of kids and I don’t know what he does for a living.

  7. Kidding….not kidding! 🙂

  8. I hope she didn’t pay for this. It doesn’t even look like her daughter.

  9. Butterscotch McQueen

    I see this video having a future as a frat house drinking game.

  10. Seems like they are worse. He has producers credit for 16 & Pregnant as well as Teem Moms – maybe it’s just fancy words for his contracts. But yea, his Celebrity Rehab ~ Sober House was bullshit too.

  11. People of any age can be emotionally vulnerable. That’s not a novel idea. Everyone pretty much gets that already. That’s why abusive men seek out certain type of women when dating. Because it doesn’t matter what age you are if you aren’t together mentally and emotionally there’s some jerk waiting to tap into those weak spots.

    Obviously, every adult should make an effort to get themselves whatever help they need so they don’t end up in bad situations or doing dumb stuff but we all now everyone doesn’t do that when they should.

    As far as her family, I think it’s safe to assume anyone who ended up on Teen Mom didn’t come from a stable family with a good support system. They’ve shown as much on the show. Amber didn’t blame anyone for anything. I gave my opinion on her situation. I never said she didn’t have any other options.

  12. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    but why is she vulnerable though?
    is she poor? no. Does she live in a third-world country and trying porn to pay for her own food and shelter? No. Is she desperate to pay for her daughter’s medical bills and this is her only option, because she doesn’t have friends or family to help her? NO.

    She is a grown woman, and if she decides to do it, it’s all on her. She doesn’t get to blame others about her actions, because she is an adult. A grown woman and a mother of a little girl. People need to stop lowering the bar, and expect adults to act like adults, not just grown-children.

  13. Dr. Drew didn’t start Teen Mom. The producers brought him on to counsel the girls. But, I don’t think he gives them much help unless he has sessions with them that aren’t filmed. On the reunions he never tells the worse ones what they really need to hear. And most of them aren’t getting any better with time.

  14. That’s a given.

    Like I said above, people like this dude know what type of girls/women to go after. Look at the loser she’s dating. The girl has serious issues.

  15. That’s why she said vulnerable girls. Predators know what type of people to prey on. It doesn’t matter how old she is. Someone looking to use her can see her issues a mile away.

  16. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    well I can assure you one thing: I have never considered doing porn, yet I can tell you for a fact that one or one million people can offer me money, and my answer will still be a big no. So it’s not a matter of why they’re asking but why is she considering it.

    Also, she is no longer 16.

  17. Rita797979

    She has a brain. She isn’t being exploited (she isn’t poor, addicted to drugs) She said she doesn’t need the money. She could have easily told that reporter to fuck off.

  18. I hear her porn-name is going to be, “Portly Portwood”.

  19. Yes. Exactly! TMZ is the same way…they make celebrities out of the most evil, vile and repugnant examples of humanity.

  20. It’s horrid just thinking about this as a possibility, but then to consider it with Matt is horrendous.

  21. Well written, Ben. LOL

  22. Did she finish high school?

  23. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    Amber, Girl, Community College is your friend.

  24. So much beautiful shade in this comment

  25. skonkatonic

    hahahaha Eddie Munster

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