Paris Jackson On Nudity

Michael Jackson’s daughter and future avenging angel, Paris Jackson, posted a picture of herself on Snapchat sans top (but with ladybug pasties). As can be expected, some felt this was inappropriate. I don’t know, she was posing with her dog. It didn’t seem like it was salacious or anything. Unless pups aren’t ready for titties? Do dogs even notice that sort of thing? Mine only care about food.

Anyway, Paris responded by moonwalking back over to Instagram and posting a sideboob pic of herself along with her views on nudity. She also revealed that she gardens naked. That’s way too earthy for me. Dirt! And bugs! Near your bits! No. According to Mashable:

She explained her belief that nudity is healthy, and a movement that goes back to nature and an expression of freedon. “Being naked is part of what makes us human. I’m usually naked when I garden. It’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many Hollywood stars (and the media) do.”

Yeah, Paris, but we live in a society where seeing heads blown off is “meh,” but seeing a peen or a boob is “think of the children!“-time! When I was a kid (stop snickering and making jokes about Pac-Man, you bitches), my parents thought nothing of us watching karate-murder-laser-war-AK-47-Camp Crystal Lake flicks. But if a single asscheek was exposed, Mrs. Harvey would dive for the clicker and turn that shit off so fast. She once even HURTLED from the couch to SPLAY HERSELF in front of the television to make sure we weren’t exposed to nudity or sex. This is why I’m the well-adjusted individual you read blogging before you today. You won’t see Paris raising any future children that way. Nudity is feminism. Or something.

She went on to explain that self-expression is an important part of feminism and reminded followers that “the human body is a beautiful thing and no matter what ‘flaws’ you have.”

Paris also followed that post up by moonwalking BACK to Snapchat to point out that there’s more important things to worry about than nudity. Like “nude beaches” and Donald Trump. I understand the Trump issue, but how is she against nude beaches if she’s into nudity? Am I reading this wrong? Can only Paris Jackson be naked? People shouldn’t be nude in groups? Welp, there goes my summer in P-Town. *sigh*

Read her entire novella, below.

i’ll say it again for those questioning what i stand for and how i express myself. nudity started as a movement for ‘going back to nature’, ‘expressing freedom’, ‘being healthier’ and was even called a philosophy. being naked is part of what makes us human. for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia. i’m usually naked when i garden. it’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many hollywood stars (and the media) do. not only is your body a temple and should be worshipped as so, but also part of feminism is being able to express yourself in your own way, whether it’s being conservative and wearing lots of clothes or showing yourself. there’s different ways of absorbing mother earth’s energy, my favorites are earthing which is absorbing the earths vibrations from contact between the soil and your bare feet, as well as letting your naked skin absorb the rays of the sun. the human body is a beautiful thing and no matter what “flaws” you have, whether it be scars, or extra weight, stretch marks, freckles, whatever, it is beautiful and you should express yourself however you feel comfortable. if this makes some of you upset i completely understand and i encourage you to maybe no longer follow me, but i cannot apologize for this in any way. it is who i am and i refuse to shy away and keep my beliefs a secret. every one as an opinion and every one has their beliefs. we don’t always agree with one another and that’s okay. but again, we are all human, and to appreciate the things that other people do that make us human helps us feel connected. how can that be a bad thing?

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25 Comments

  1. Raoul Duke

    You know you’re old and from New England when you refer to a TV remote control as “the clickah”.

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  4. ☥Ghoul☥

    I’m seeing Jared Leto.

  5. ☥Ghoul☥

    I wish all these social media feminists would fuck off and stop pretending they’re doing this for OUR good and not just because they feel like being vain.

  6. Helenback

    Thanks Blue. What on Earth is going on with some of these D listers shaming a woman for a little nudity?
    If this was a hot male, it would’nt be so vicious.
    Ridiculous.

  7. Captain Sarcasticus

    You are correct! Jackson bought all three of his children off of “surrogates”.

    God bless capitalism.

  8. ☥Ghoul☥

    “Expression” is a privilege. If you weren’t manufactured on the Instagram skank assembly line, you can forget about your “sexual agency”/”autonomy”/”self-expression”.

    I guess the one silver lining to being a minger is I’ve always managed to find a way to express myself without ever NEEDING to post my bits.

  9. Spray on abs

    Yeah she’s young. Girl is going to do some shaking my head shit.

  10. No need to “hope so”, there are, not a lot, but there are.

  11. ☥Ghoul☥

    “I think I’m hot shit. If I get 1 million likes, I will post a pic of my spread butthole.”

  12. ☥Ghoul☥

    Because she wasn’t really gardening. She probably got naked JUST for the selfies, threw her clothes back on, and raced back inside her ivory tower to rehearse her response to the “haters”. It’s all these morons do.

  13. ☥Ghoul☥

    Oh god. Shut. The fuck. Up.

    The most tired explanation for gratuitous nudity is “self expression” but last time I checked, everyone was born with a body so what exactly is there to express? What a long-winded way to tell us that you don’t have a personality.

    No, nudity doesn’t have to be sexual or pornographic, but “tasteful nudity” and “Instagram” don’t belong in the same sentence. So while you were enjoying this transcendent and organic moment bonding with nature, you decided to capture it on your $600 camera phone? Seems legit. More importantly, if your wish was granted and we all became desensitized to nudity, you might need to go find some kind of purpose for being famous and god forbid should that happen.

  14. Melissa Michelle Wray

    La Toya did a Playboy cover?
    Where the eff have I been?

  15. ladyinmylife

    Actually, Prince is a college student at Loyola Marymount University here in LA, it’s a good school. He does have a local charity that helps the homeless. As of now, he seems to have his head on straight but Paris is goi g down a typical Hollywood rich kid road. She’s naturally pretty – kinda ruined with all the tattoos but I don’t think Michael would approve the lifestyle choice she’s taken.

  16. Koosh Ball

    La Toya’s Playboy cover is forever burned into my brain after seeing it in my neighbors garage as a kid.

  17. Koosh Ball

    I like how she is writing about “being healthier” and the body being a temple while puffing on cigarettes in every photo.

  18. Uber creepy.

  19. Deadflowers

    She’s wearing a drug rug in the first photo. Watch out.

  20. blue_spark

    cannot imagine the horrors this kid has experienced. life is gonna be a long, uphill battle from the looks of it.

  21. Staysassy

    creepy!

  22. blue_spark

    good points.

  23. blue_spark

    YES!

  24. blue_spark

    I second that emotion!!!

  25. They don’t need more than HS or the bare minimum because they have no need to make a living due to a huge inheritance nor a drive to change the world because their parent never took the time to instill any values in them.

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