Miley Cyrus Quit Weed But She Still Rolls Her Friends’ Joints

Miley Cyrus is full-court-press with her new “Tammy Wynette meets straight-edge Squeaky Fromme” persona. She’s no longer using the hip-hop community as props. She’s no longer backing it up on Robin Thicke. SHE’S NO LONGER SMOKING WEED.

But, just because Miley has quit inhaling, doesn’t mean her friends won’t get high with a little help from her. Her will-power is iron and we know this, because she rolls their joints for them!

During an appearance on Sirius’ Hits 1 in Hollywood show on Friday, Miley said she is fine with her friends still smoking around her. And also said that if you’ve got the herb and the papers, she’s still got the skills. According to People:

“I roll them joints. I still roll the joints for them! I just sit there. I roll fat joints, too.”

As the astonished hosts lavished praise on Miley for her extreme willpower and utter selflessness, one of them asked her if she has to go to meetings to deal with no longer partaking of Mother Nature’s green bounty. Pffft, Miley doesn’t need your meetings, your steps, or your rehab facilities. She’ll just stop, y’all!

“Anything I want to do, if I want to start or stop something, I can do anything, so I just decided not to anymore and now that’s easy for me. It’s very weird.”

So she could start shooting up, or smoking crystal meth, or eating Ring-Dings and be able to stop, just like that? Doubtful. Once you start eating Ring-Dings, quitting them requires chaining to a wall and an exorcism.

Miley has found that cutting out the weed has made it a lot easier to get out of bed in the morning. She’s got more energy, but she didn’t really need it because Miley = laser.

“I’ve got a lot of energy. I’ve always had a lot of energy. I’m a very obsessive person, which I need to work on, but also it helps in my position to be a little obsessive because then I can really get things done and make sure it’s perfect the way I want things to look or the video.”

I’ve seen that video… the one where she wears a lot of white ruffles with post-apocalyptic hair and runs around with balloons inviting Lyme disease? Are we sure that one was filmed prior to her nixing ganja?

Check out more pics of Miley performing at KIIS’ Wango Tango Show in the gallery, below.

Pics: WENN

25 Comments

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  2. Freya Braun

    Which of the Miley versions am I supposed to believe?! People change but this is ridiculous

  3. Wow what a remarkable person. I’m in awe

  4. Doll Parts

    This bint.

  5. frenchielover

    Really MIley? Okay. Cool. Just remember that addiction was the thing that killed so many more famous and more talented people than you. But you’re going to think this way out of it… and roll your friend’s joints? Okay then. Talk to me when you are Dana Plato

  6. Miley was so hardcore. Now shes going to Tammy Wynette?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.chttps://uploads.disquscdn.c

  7. So … she was high during this bs interview.

  8. This ‘new Miley’… It’s basically Elsa Pataly 2.0, another one that changes depending on who is by her side
    She wants to marry Liam (I can’ t understand her obsession, though), so that’s why she’s literally morphing into his brother’s wife. Look at the pics, they could pass for sisters now. https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  9. This bullshit personality makeover leads me to believe this chick doesn’t have a genuine bone in her body. I know people change, but two complete persona overhauls in a matter of a few years? Nah. She’s not evolving, she’s just chasing $$ and attention and she realized Miley 2.0 was getting her neither.

  10. jayhawks97

    My husband said the exact same thing.

  11. Goober_Pyle

    She did that all for attention so it could happen again.

  12. Goober_Pyle

    Why do you want to like her? She’s trash.

  13. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    That would not surprise me. She is rich and gullible. Literally the perfect victim.

  14. Charlie Hunnam's butt

    well, unless you personally respond to a stimulus with something that is outside of your body, it will otherwise affect your brain, your nervous system, and interfere with the normal mechanisms of your body. As in, your physical body.

    simple things like alcohol withdrawals, will kill you if your body is not treated properly. You can pray to the gods and meditate all you want, but you need a doctor to help you with your addictions. Maybe all those crack addicts who ruin their lives and can’t just quit after years of trying, maybe they’re just not using the power of their minds hard enough to get out of it.

  15. Leona Lopez

    There’s not enough weed in the world to make her tolerable

  16. Staysassy

    yeahhhhh…. Righhhhhhttttt!

  17. sunglazed

    Oh Lawd!

  18. raincoaster

    She sounds almost like a druggy Tom Cruise now.

  19. What’s she done lately? Same ol’ same ol’?

  20. scandalous

    #dead

  21. scandalous

    Amen!

  22. Ana Bolena

    I want to like her but she’s a slightly more talented Kardashian. Famewhore.

  23. Totally agree! It all started with her “Can’t Be Tamed” song.

  24. Rainy Day Tay

    She completely overhauls her personality every six months into a totally new person. I don’t like her but I pity her because she seems very empty and lost.

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