Kim Kardashian replicant Kendall Jenner was relieved of over $200,000 worth of ugly jewelry on Wednesday night. Police think that either a party guest pilfered her jewelry box or someone tip-toed their way in during said party to get to her expensive baubles (which she’s usually splashing all over on the Internet). Either way, someone had to be blamed and a security guard is currently updating his LinkedIn’s “skills” section to include “Guarding Narcissistic Mounds of Plastic.”
TMZ reports that Kendall fired the dude who was supposedly guarding the house that night, despite the cops thinking it was an inside job. Someone check, is her moppa Caitlyn Jenner wearing a really expensive watch lately (a Rolex and a Cartier were reported among the items stolen)? I’ve thought Caitlyn was shifty ever since she showed up near the RNC.
Our Kardashian sources say the guard was posted outside the house, which raises the question … why fire him if it was an inside job and the thief was almost certainly a partygoer who made his or her way into Kendall’s bedroom and stole $200k in jewelry?
It appears the fam is upset because when Kendall left for an hour around midnight, someone who was not an invited guest got inside the house.
Kendall is not only wearing big sisbot Kim’s face, she’s also wearing her life. After Kim was allegedly robbed in Paris, her longtime bodyguard Pascal was also let go for not being on the premises at the time. They should probably start including some sort of “we will fire you if we’re too stupid to secure our valuables and they got stolen” clause in these dudes’ contracts.
Despite it looking like one of Kendall’s friends (or family members) is not so friendly, she’s but one of several celebrities that have been burgled lately. $2 million in jewelry was stolen from Alanis Morrissette’s jagged little house and someone mopped Nicki Minaj’s shit to the tune of $200,000.
Now My Name Is Earl actress Jaime Pressly has also been kleptoed. Let’s start sending minions to purchase safes for us, ladies. In regards to Jaime’s robbery, this is what E! Online had to say:
The L.A.P.D. tells E! News that a burglary occurred late Friday night at a Sherman Oaks home multiple outlets are reporting belongs to the My Name Is Earl star. Authorities confirmed suspects entered the residence at 10:24 p.m. and took an undetermined amount of property, which included jewelry.
Police told E! News the victim was not home at the time of the break-in, and is still itemizing the stolen possessions. The case remains under investigation.
Jaime’s rep confirmed the theft and said that Jaime and her family weren’t at home at the time.
Let’s just say, no one deserves to be a crime victim. Having typed that, the hammerheads who are putting snaps of their jewelry up on social media to taunt the lessers probably aren’t going to have a telethon put on for them anytime soon. McGruff the Crime Dog thinks you and your sisters are dummies, Kendall.