Star Magazine Thinks Scarlett Johansson Is Getting With Chris Evans

This is news that will either make you reach for several grains of the salt of your choice or scream with delight that two of the Avengers might be doing it. According to Star (via Hollywood Life), Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans are fixing to get together.

A source claims that Scarlett and Chris both asked to be seated next to each other at the Oscars on February 26. Apparently they did a lot more than just sit together. The source claims Chris kept whispering in her ear and that Scarlett was blushing. Oh my goodness, verbal canoodling?!? How scandalous. Scarlett and Chris have been friends for about 10 years, and it has all come down to a matter of timing. It was announced back in January that Scarlett had called it quits with her husband Romain Dauriac. About a month later, Chris broke up with his girlfriend of a year Jenny Slate. The source adds that a lot of people suspect they might soon become “an item.”

Of course, a love between Black Widow and Captain America might still live only in fanfic right now. An insider tells E! News that ScarJo is too busy dealing with her messy divorce to be thinking about dating anyone.

“Scarlett just got separated from Romain and is still dealing with the fact that now she’s had two failed serious relationships. She’s not trying to rush into anything and is just chilling.”

My only advice for them would be that if they do decide to go from chilling to…whatever the more serious upgrade from chilling is, that they wait until after the release of Avengers: Infinity War in 2018. Otherwise, they better brace themselves for some extreme corniness during the press tour. I’m sure there’s only so many times you can take a reporter asking if they would describe their relationship as “super” before one of them snaps.



  1. I just hate her.

  2. No one is idolizing Merkel for her looks. Some people seem to have it in their heads that Ivanka is a great beauty, and that it somehow makes her a “good” person.

  3. tinabelchersbodypillow

    if you want to show how bad someone looks don’t show them next to our trollop merkel 😀

  4. Kathleenicorn

    ugh she is so damn beautiful

  5. And I think her natural hair color is actually something like this. But of course she has to be blonde.

  6. lol, what is this supposed to be?

  7. I forgot she had boobs like this

  8. craigypants

    Who haven’t they both been with? https://uploads.disquscdn.c

  9. You Ain't No Sanjaya

    The internet is gaga about the canadian PM, but his a dickless bootlicker where the trumps are concerned. Give me a passionate man with a brogue, any day.

  10. Here are some pictures of her from today. 1) Her makeup is totally caked on. 2) She looks oddly shiny and greasy. 3) Anyone with as much money as she has could look just as good, if not better, after supposidly spending the morning with her “glam squad.” 4) Some of her teeth have to be veneers. The front few look *massive* in the bottom picture. She looks like she got the Mr. Ed special, especially when looking at their size in comparison with her back teeth in the first picture. https://uploads.disquscdn.chttps://uploads.disquscdn.chttps://uploads.disquscdn.c

  11. Marisa Ptomaine

    Ivanka is a whore who only looks good because of plastic surgery

  12. stuffinmuffin

    I just said the same thing. It would be epic.

  13. stuffinmuffin

    I just want the sex tape.

  14. Ariana-Kaelita

    Meh I think hes hot.

  15. Ariana-Kaelita

    I would rather see Chris dating Scarjo then date another fuggo like Jenny whatsherface.

  16. Her boobs always look spectacular.

  17. She was lovely in Girl With A Pearl Earring. She hardly said a word.

    Really enjoyed that movie.

  18. Lefemmenikita

    They are working on Avengers Infinity which both would be in I think.

    I think there is a trailer up for that? (I still haven’t seen Civil War yet so trying to avoid spoilers)

  19. Burn!

  20. Supah nurse

    I liked her in seven. Especially the box scene.

  21. Supah nurse

    Her boobs look good in that dress. That’s all I got.

  22. Nikitainthesection

    or that…

  23. SnarkAttack2

    Man I hope she’s fucking him. What’s the point of being young and gorgeous if you can’t hop on Captain America’s dick.
    Carpe Phallus, Scarlett!

  24. Dingle Barry

    She looks like a human here.

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