Amanda Seyfried is going to give birth to another human soon, so I guess she and her man, Thomas Sadoski, figured that they should get the whole “married” thing out of the way before they’re up to their eyeballs in newborn slobber, baby diarrhea, nanny applications and pulled-out hair from listening to those selfish balls of neediness whine over stupid shit like being hungry. Thomas, who is also an actor, was on The Late Late Show last night to promote something I’m too lazy to Google and he declared that he is now Mr. Karen from Mean Girls.
Amanda and James Corden are friends, so before going into last night’s show, he already knew that she married Thomas. The English Jimmy Fallon asked Thomas about their wedding and he said that they did it the Anthropologie way. They grabbed her dog, Finn, and skipped into the country with an officiant.
“We eloped. We just took off into the country with an officiant and just the two of us and we did our thing. Listen, she’s the person that I love, admire, respect most in the world. I know that you guys are close friends and she would want you to know, so just keep it quiet and don’t tell anybody.
It was beautiful. It was everything it should be. It was just the two of us talking to each other.”
If your nerves can take it, here’s a clip of James Corden cheesing the hell out over Thomas’ story as Vanessa Hudgens sits there looking like a Disney Cher.
Amanda’s publicist is probably pissed and wish she would’ve waited a few days to get married. Because hacked pictures of Amanda Seyfried and her ex Justin Long leaked onto the internet earlier this week, and she could’ve distracted us all by getting hitched live on periscope as her dog Finn officiated the wedding while wearing a jaunty, little top hat. The sight of a dog in a jaunty, little top hat has the power to distract us from absolutely anything.
Amanda and Thomas’ relationship started out with people side-eyeing it. 31-year-old Amanda and 40-year-old Thomas first met in 2015 while working together on an off-Broadway play. Thomas was married at the time. Thomas filed for divorce in August 2015, and the two claim they didn’t get together until last year. Lainey Gossip also had a blind item that seemed to be about these two. The blind item claimed that an actress followed her married boyfriend to Europe where he was on an anniversary trip with his wife. So it’s a good thing that Amanda is too pregnant to go on a honeymoon. Because constantly looking over your shoulder for a possible side piece in a disguise is no way to spend your honeymoon.
Here’s Thomas and Amanda going somewhere in L.A. earlier this month: