When we last left the totally real reality show starring the most reluctant Kardashian fame whore Rob Kardashian and his knocked-up enthusiastic fame whore fiance Blac Chyna, they were having “problems” during filming. Rob had erased all pictures, including ones of Chyna, from his Instagram. He also unfollowed her for a second. Rob’s decision to dramatically remove the humanoid vinyl toy from his social media life was apparently caused by a fight they had during the filming of Rob & Chyna. At the time, it was rumored that their fight was over some suspicious texts Rob found on Chyna’s phone and that they were breaking up. Now TMZ is saying that things have been rough between Rob and Chyna, but it might have more to do with the 20-person kamera krew following them around everywhere.
E! clearly didn’t learn anything from the last time they pushed Rob in front of the cameras and forced him to dance, because production sources tell TMZ that Rob hates filming Rob & Chyna. Rob has reportedly been bailing on filming over the past month. He’s also been complaining that Rob & Chyna is ruining his relationship with the mother of his unborn baby. A source says that Rob believes Keeping Up With The Kosmetically Enhanced destroyed his family, and now he’s scared Rob & Chyna will do the same to his relationship with Chyna.
Rob has been flip-flopping hard about filming and it varies week to week. TMZ says he shows up for some shoots, but is a no-show for others. Like when he and Chyna were supposed to film a few big scenes in San Diego with his sisters, she showed up, but he didn’t.
Reality shows are the opposite of reality, so you’d think they could cobble what footage they do have of Rob in editing and call it a day. But apparently that could be a problem too. TMZ says that producers are worried that they might not get enough good material for Rob & Chyna. And that’s causing a lot of people to nervously tug at their pilgrim collars and wipe the Botox stress-leaking from their foreheads. They don’t want another I Am Cait on their hands.
Honestly, I’m not sure if E! and executive profiteer Kris Jenner really have anything to be worried about. Who really cares about Rob? Not me. I’ll be tuning in to Rob & Chyna for one thing and one thing only: watching Kim Kardashian try not to snap every muscle in her face when Chyna announces that she’s named her baby Robert Kardashian III or God.